OFFICIAL buy in post

Hey! A meet up!

You can see our previous post for a list of users going to the meet up but that doesn’t mean anything unless you fill out this form and pay up. Without filling this out, you’re pretty much not going

Where: decent section of seating in the Lower Bowl”
When: 11/18 against the Blackhawks
Who: You and your family apparently. I capped the form out at 5 but we can do more if you want.

Also: Pre-game activities at the Souper Bowl or something? I dunno, we’ll update this part later with better details

IMPORTANT HOTEL INFORMATION:
Holiday Inn Express Pittsburgh Southside
20 South 10th Street
Pittsburgh, PA 15203
Phone: 412-488-1130

-Pens.Hockey Meet Up, Group Code: PNS

-Group Room Dates: 11/17/2017 – 11/19/2017
-Single King (or 2 Queens) $129.00.
-All rooms have a pullout sleeper
-Secure Gated Self-Parking is available on-site for $18.00 inclusive/per night.
-All room rates are quoted net, and are exclusive of applicable state and local taxes 14%.
-Includes breakfast.

Reservation Method: Call In

A block of ten (10) rooms have been set up for our use, however, reservations will be made on an individual basis.  To secure your room you must call 412-488-1130, to confirm your reservation(s).

You will be required to guarantee your reservation with a major credit card.  All reservations must be received no later than 10/23/17.  After this time the Hotel reserves the right to release any unreserved rooms.

The Hotel will continue to accept reservations after the cut-off date, subject to availability at prevailing rates.  The Group Rate will be offered 3 days pre and post blocked group dates (subject to availability).

DO. IT.
yer whalecum ; )

Current buyers

Name QTY
el_wray 1
UlfSammySon 1
raaaandy 1
ggb 1
jbot 2
jagr 1
Doge 4
Vlad 2
Brendan 2
lauriruu 1
Rad 6
PiH 1
Ungaba 1
MoonStanley 1
SSG 1
TOTAL 26

OK, here’s the form

 

  • SouthSideGeno

    I was going to be the first to sign up but I’m noticing that the TOTAL is pricing me at $264 for only one ticket???

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/3a60aa3a4ff24ebf7e04cca4c327247d18d0edbf36db8c36146fed6db09fe8ac.gif

    • I fixed it

      • SouthSideGeno

        : D

  • I’m having the same issue I had for Murray’s shirt. I can’t buy and sell from my own account. @SouthSideGeno:disqus Can I send you money and can you buy 2 seats?

    • SouthSideGeno

      I sent you an email…

  • SouthSideGeno

    I payed on PayPal and it worked…I got kicked out of PENS.HOCKEY blawg butt everything seemed to work ok.

  • Ungaba

    I did the thing. I’m guessing I’ll have to re-do the thing when I get the loot from @ulfie, right?

    • UlfSammySon

      I’ll have the check in the mail tomorrow morning BRAH!

      • Ungaba

        Kewl, but no rush.

        Also, don’t forget the UNGhandling fees… 😉

        • MoonStanley

          Lotion? 😉

        • UlfSammySon

          I’ll be sure to send that tuft of hair you’ve been asking for…

          • SouthSideGeno

            Voodoo…ooooooo

    • I don’t think there’s any redos…

      • MoonStanley

        Did you get crap as a kid for your initials?

      • Ungaba

        I can be ‘another me’ and use a different email addy. Will that work?

        • You might be able to re-do, I’ll shut my trap

          • MoonStanley

            I think the alternative email would work

          • alternative paypal* seems a bit complicated to me

          • UlfSammySon

            I’m making this pretty annoying, huh?

          • Ungaba

            Meh, don’t worry about it – you have a truck to go crash.

          • UlfSammySon

            I know. I can’t wait!!!

          • Penguin in Houston

            Whut did you do?

          • UlfSammySon

            Mailing UNG a check because I’m WAY beyond my 32 years.

          • MoonStanley

            I didnt sign in or sign up

  • SouthSideGeno

    I just updated the post with the hotel information…

    ERREYONE WHO WANT’S A ROOM MUST CALL THE HOTEL TO RESERVE ONE BY: MONDAY 10/23/2017

    ….or you won’t get one!

  • SouthSideGeno

    Charmin?

  • Jovi

    Ugh, commitments. This is starting to feel like a relationship.

    – Are we gonna watch the pre-skate? just wondering.

    • SouthSideGeno

      WE’RE GONNA TOUR THE BUILDING AND WATCH PRE-REVS AND ERREYSTUFF BAAAYBEEEE!!!

      • MoonStanley

        I better get that flask I’ve been pondering about

        I’d actually really like to go in early for that kinda stuff.

        • SouthSideGeno

          Totally…in early…You think The Fin isn’t gonna wanna see the TAINT…close up and smear his face all over it???

          hahaha

      • Jovi

        Seriously? Don’t play with my emotions

        • MoonStanley

          We don’t have to hold hands unless you WANT to

          • SouthSideGeno

            #that’snotmyhand

        • MoonStanley

          Lol with so many people, we may not enter the Taint as a full group. I’m absolutely down to go in as early as we can. Rarely get to do that.

    • Ungaba

      Depends on how wasted Geno & The Finn get, I suppose. But I will meet up whenever y’all are ready.

  • SouthSideGeno

    ATTENTION, ATTENTION…NOW HEAR THIS!

    All yinz who committed to put up a little scratch to get PiH to this game need to man up and commit to a $ number on here for her. I’m gonna kick in $50, so that leaves us….ummmm (pulling sox off) …$82 buckaroos light.

    I will be ok with actually paying on PAYPAL (if it will allow me to, Bren?) but I want to know that those who were kind and generous enough to offer to help, will square up with me at the game.

    I’ll wait here…

  • SouthSideGeno
    • MoonStanley

      Starring: Griffin GLUCK

  • lauriruu

    *Googles how to make a phonecall to USA

    • Jovi

      just send a raven, duh

      • lauriruu

        Call in only. Unless the raven makes the call… Hahaa! Good idea Jovi!

    • SouthSideGeno

      Can’t FINagle it , eh?

      You know I’m already taking care of yer reservation…you just have to actually pay once you get here.

      • lauriruu

        Oh okay. HIGH FIN

        *Apologizes to raven who was already dialling the number

        • SouthSideGeno

          ‘That’s soooo Raven’

          • Jovi
          • SouthSideGeno

            Nevermoar…Lenor

          • Jovi

            he won’t get that reference and you really aren’t helping that T swift association

          • SouthSideGeno

            …traces of my Daughter’s childhood….sniff…something in ma eye

          • Jovi

            suuuuuuure.

          • SouthSideGeno

            *loads Lindsy Lohan and Hillary Duff rockin-tunes on Google Play

          • lauriruu

            If it’s not from ‘Blank Space’… Saarry

          • SouthSideGeno

            Iz title of mid 2000’s Amerikanzie TV progrom starring humorous chubby teenage girl

  • Jovi

    yeah and it reeks of Bourbon

  • SouthSideGeno

    …and that one’s leaking

  • SouthSideGeno

    YO YO YO @p@PenguininHouston:disqus …U R SOOOO THERE!

    I just secured yer game ticket for you.

    Erreybody else…Contributions are still being accepted for the …”GRAB PiH’s SEAT FUND”

    • lauriruu

      I’ll mail a raven with the money. Alternatively, I’ll wire a raven with the money.

    • Sending you my contribution rn

      • SouthSideGeno

        BLAWGCZAR …WITH THE HEART-O-GOLD

        now I just have to figure out how to get it out from my PayPal account…hahaha.

    • HawtDoge

      I would like to do this… I’m assuming i missed the instructions… please help! 😀

      • HawtDoge

        nm, found instruction below… I’ll post dahn der…

  • SouthSideGeno

    ….no no no…I was referring to ‘That’s So Raven’ …it was my (daughter’s) fav show for about 5 years : /

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/1a36b1b689eaed18dd1d5ba95e7dde0dfa07c8f8fc9cfe21008fa92c1f965ecf.gif

  • Jovi

    Looks like Sidney got to skip media day this year. Oh well.

    http://www.espn.com/espn/now?nowId=21-0697078080388209354-4

    • Third Line Center Vlad

      I heard that MAF broke out a great cover of “fuck the police”

  • j-b0t

    Is it too late for me to reserve a ticket for a buddy of mine who lives in the area?

  • Third Line Center Vlad

    bought and paid for

    • Andy PepPep

      I never used to be a moron person, then I had a daughter and got a job that starts at 7:00.

      • Third Line Center Vlad

        I don’t have a child, yet.. but I used to have to start at 7 am, and well, that was fucking horrible. I normally wander in between 9:30 and 10, but I had to car pool today with the wife.. argh, fuck this shit.

  • Third Line Center Vlad
  • SouthSideGeno

    HEY @brendannnn:disqus

    I just x-fered the $30 from PayPal to my bank account…Thanks so much.

    The greedy pricks at PayPal took 25 cents to transact the x-fer???
    You OWE me a quarter ya bastage!!! hahaha

  • SouthSideGeno
  • lauriruu
    • Jovi

      “Hello darkness my old friend…”

      • lauriruu

        I steer far away from that meme.

    • Jovi

      that works too.

    • SouthSideGeno

      Hate those uni’s…luv that guy!

      • Jovi

        Why does his gear look so big! Did he get Brodeur’s old stuff?

        • SouthSideGeno

          Hahaha….now that you mention it…it does look gigantic.
          OR, don’t Flowers shrink from too much heat?

          • Jovi

            Dark colors are suppose to be slimming. Poor flower must be on a hunger strike.

    • Third Line Center Vlad

      He looks so disappointed, like he doesn’t want to be there.

      • Ungaba

        And he even changed his hair! It’s like… a whole new guy.

        Fucking shame.

  • SouthSideGeno
  • SouthSideGeno
    • lauriruu

      Beer at last

  • Man, my paypal, I’m ROLLING in cash

    • SouthSideGeno

      YOU OWE ME A QUARTER!

      • If my math is right, 19

        • We’ll need to make a spreadsheet or something of who has paid etc

          • SouthSideGeno

            “WE”

          • Ungaba

            The dude with the loot gets to make the tracker, sorry.

  • SouthSideGeno

    HIGH FIN

    I just sent you an email for the hotel reservation.
    We’re good to go! …or should I say , good to stay?

  • SouthSideGeno

    @jovi00:disqus & @HawtDoge:disqus

    And anybody else who is interested in a hotel room…I just called and reserved two rooms and they had the Group code wrong.

    FYI…the correct Group code is: PNS (whoever entered it into the system must have had a dyslexic moment I guess)

    I corrected it in the POST

  • Jovi
    • lauriruu

      #relieved

    • Door_Matt

      Is he with Stephen Root? (Milton from Office Space)

      • SouthSideGeno

        hahaha…sure looks like it…can you see a stapler in that photo?

  • Ungaba

    Finished ‘Ozark’ the other day. It really was worth it, despite @SouthSideGeno:disqus ‘s attempts to spoil it.

    • HawtDoge

      It’s not groundbreaking, but it is very good. I like the old guy 😀

      • If you limit your palette to groundbreaking shows you’re going to have a bunch of terrible stuff from the 20s

        • I only watch groundbreaking shows, you know, things like “Gertie the Dinosaur”

          • HawtDoge

            and “Ow My Balls”

        • HawtDoge

          The Simpsons started in the 70s?

          • Penguin in Houston

            ’89

  • Door_Matt

    It is looking like they are taking their time to make their decision or I’m now a secondary choice and they’re waiting for their first choice to accept (most likely the latter). If I still move there, I’ll meet up with yinz after the game or something.

  • PensPointsYourMom

    no argument from me – Rust and Sheary are 25 though, FWIW.

    Is Bo “Whorebath” Horvat worth 5.5 per for 6 years?

    • SouthSideGeno

      LOL…whorebath, I’ll never see that any other way

    • The66thDopefish

      Rust-y-Scissors were 7th and 6th in their rankings last year.

    • The66thDopefish

      His productivity has improved, but that sounds like a lot for someone who’d be a third-line center in Pittsburgh.

      • PensPointsYourMom

        Yeah its tough, he scored 20 goals last year, which is on the lower end of elite, and they’re getting his prime years 22-28, but it seems like that kind of production could be had for less money. IDK, I was kind of earnestly asking if that number seemed right.

        • The66thDopefish

          It’s tough to say; on the one hand you have Tyler Seguin making $5.75M/yr, and on the other hand you have Mika Zibanejad making $5.35M/yr.

          • PensPointsYourMom

            excellent point.

          • The66thDopefish

            When you said it initially, I didn’t realize that was VAN re-signing him. So, if they want to overpay their own RFA to stay over the salary floor, then it’s an understandable price for them to pay. But, yeah, unless he goes out and scores 30+G at some point, he wouldn’t be worth that much to most teams.

      • Andy PepPep

        Any other center would be a third line center in Pittsburgh.

  • PensPointsYourMom

    Karlsson won’t be ready to start the season for Ottawaaaa…doesn’t look like he’s skated since June.

    Ryan Ellis out 4-6 months for the Preds.

  • SouthSideGeno

    Soooo, it’s a FINicane..I’m telling Florida…they’ll prawlly get all hawt & wet over this

    • lauriruu

      Back to five. Cunt.

  • Door_Matt
  • lauriruu
    • SouthSideGeno

      MEAT UP….WAAAAAAY UP!

  • UlfSammySon
    • PensPointsYourMom

      YOU’RE MY FUCKING HERO!

      • SouthSideGeno

        sniff…all this time I thought I was : (

        • PensPointsYourMom

          take a can of spray paint to your mustang and we’ll talk.

          • SouthSideGeno

            I cleaned up the lil bit of road rash I had with Dr Color Chip last weekend…does at count?

    • lauriruu

      Hahhaaa! Brilliant stuff, Ulfie ☺️

    • SouthSideGeno

      BANG DAT BITCH!

      HAHAHA…That is great. Remember…pix and video please?

      #JAGRFIRM

    • Comment of the day right here

      • SouthSideGeno

        FEATURED COMMENT
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    • Third Line Center Vlad

      are you in millvale or etna? not being a dick, just wondering.

      • UlfSammySon

        Morningside! That’s outside my garage in the alley. It does look very Millvale or Etna-esque though…

  • I’m trying to gain weight so every day I head to the Subway in the taint can and get a stupid footlong meatball marinara, which is gross, but is loaded with calories.

    Today some dude was high on something, pacing back and forth behind the line. Tells the people behind the counter. “Yo. Yo I need some sugar cookies. Sugar cookies and snickerdoodles.”

    “we dont have any of those”

    “fuck man. well give me a chocolate chip”

    “how many”

    “chocolate chip”

    “right how many?”

    “chocolate”

    “… how many?”

    “one”

    • SouthSideGeno

      hahaha…I told yer dad to quit hanging out in there.

      • What’s worse is the other day I was in a hurry and this woman in a group in front of me gets a 6 inch and puts EVERY TOPPING ON IT. Then for every topping she goes “Slow down slow down.. spread it out. Spread it out. Spread it out.”

        Finally they put the sauce on it, which is usually the end, but she does ROUND TWO. She asks him to put onion, etc on it again.. “Ok now go slow. Spread it out.. Spread it out.”

        Like, what is the point in getting a 6 inch if you’re going to do laps with the toppings??

    • MoonStanley

      Ahhh, do I miss Pittsburgh? Certainly not the multitude of addicts

      • SouthSideGeno

        So there are a lot of them there now?

        • MoonStanley

          It’s been a plague downtown for years. I’d see the craziest shit when I delivered pizza. Someone tried to scam me almost daily

          • SouthSideGeno

            Did they ever try to get you to buy internet blawg hockey tickets?
            muahahahaha

            *Ferrari engine revving

          • Third Line Center Vlad

            at least buy really good drugs or really high end whores with our money. at least I can respect you then.

          • SouthSideGeno

            I’ll take lots of video to share on here.

            *where did I leave that UNG mask???

          • MoonStanley

            One time, a dude, visibily fucked up, tried to get 10, 20, 50, 100$ out of me for “gas money” downtown where there are NO gas stations. He kept going up in secession as the pills hit him harder and his eyes tweaked.

            I stuck around to see how high he would go. He kinda forgot what he was talking about at one point, and I made my escape.

      • Andy PepPep

        It’s no worse than anywhere else.

      • Ungaba

        Right, like they’re not EVERYWHERE.

    • Penguin in Houston

      Trying to get meaty for the meat up?

      • SouthSideGeno

        #getmeaty

  • SouthSideGeno
  • SouthSideGeno
    • MoonStanley

      Paint it BLACK

    • Third Line Center Vlad

      WE will be there soon..

  • SouthSideGeno
  • MoonStanley

    It’s THE JACKAL!

    • The66thDopefish

      Can we compromise on The Jackalsnake?

      • SouthSideGeno

        hahaha…Snakel?

      • MoonStanley

        Im 100% on board with this

  • lauriruu
    • PensPointsYourMom

      Netflix and Sid?

      • Third Line Center Vlad

        Sid is a plug.. a pylon, lol… 🙂

    • Jovi

      Love it.
      Though, I’d be like, “Dammit, it’s Crosby again. Doesn’t he know Real housewives is on!”

  • j-b0t

    I did the thing and bought two tickets.

    This better not be the longest con ever.

  • Third Line Center Vlad

    How many damn big goals has Kuni been involved in this past playoffs… Guess who assisted on the 09 cup winning goal.. Kuni… fucking beast. Assisted on first goal of the cup clinching game in 2016 and the game winner is 2017, definition of clutch. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMmoNYVL3w4

  • lauriruu

    I’m watching KHL; Jokerit@Kunlun Red Star (Beijing, China)

    There are some (very mildly) interesting guys playing for Kunlun:
    ⏺️Ponikarovsky
    ⏺️A guy who was drafted 6th in the Wiz of Sid Croz draft
    ⏺️One Chinese born player
    ⏺️Dude named Brule… undoubtedly Steve

    • Rad88

      Brule was the 6th selection in the Crosby draft by Columbus. I just looked at that first round, it’s crazy how many selections never made the NHL

  • Rad88

    Good morning all, sorry for lack of communication. I moved last Friday and my internet gets installed tomorrow. First week in the hospital and I didn’t kill anyone so that was good. Look forward to getting going again here soon! Can’t wait for this game!

    • UlfSammySon

      Buenas Dias! Glad yinz got moved and are settling into that Long Island lifestyle.

    • lauriruu

      Good week = Didn’t kill anyone.

    • PensPointsYourMom

      Was thinking about you the other day, St. Martin be gone. Glad you got off before Irma.

      • Rad88

        yeah man, they have about 300 students there now that are trapped. We get updates 3 times a day, the pictures are almost unbearable at this point

        • Ungaba

          Paradise with a price. Weather is a bitch.

          Yet another reason to live in Pittsburgh, fwiw.

          • Rad88

            First major hurricane to hit them since 1994. I jsut found out I can’t do an elective rotation in Pennsylvania so that ruined by big 4th year plans of hitting up UPMC and Penn St

          • Ungaba

            That’s a bummer. States and healthcare is so screwed up – I bet that’s why it is.

            Pittsburgh doesn’t have the best weather, but it is about the safest. Not too much rain, nor snow, nor drought, nor wind. No hurricanes or tornadoes. No earthquakes (at least until those frking’ frackers’ frk everything up).

          • Rad88

            Pennsylvania and New Jersey are the only to states that don’t take International Med Students for rotations, yet they are two of the top states for taking them as residents. Go figure

          • Ungaba

            Ugh. I don’t want to be lumped in with New Jersey on ANYTHING, dammit.

          • MoonStanley
          • Ungaba

            It would take some really strong winds to launch that fatass. Here’s hopin’!

          • MoonStanley

            Lol fingers crossed!

          • Ungaba

            You’re feeling political today, I see.

            No, I won’t be lured in this time. 🙂

          • MoonStanley

            Hahaha I actually held my tongue while thinking of Rush Limbaughs mansion.

            Jersey talk reminded me of that other fellow, but I don’t wish harm on anyone. 🙂

          • Ungaba

            Harm upon the person directly, definitely not.

            But if Limbaugh’s mansion were obliterated without casualties, I’d laugh just as hard as you, I can assure you of that.

          • MoonStanley

            That makes me feel warm inside 🙂

          • MoonStanley

            THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID!

          • Ungaba

            I made your mom warm inside last night, btw.

          • MoonStanley

            Hahaha Happy birthday, MOM!

          • Jovi

            I just learned that Rush lives in Palm Beach. Gotta make a special visit over there and drop a deuce.

          • MoonStanley

            While throwing up deuces with ya fingers. THAT’S a good picture

          • Jovi

            possible, if i wear the right shoes.

          • MoonStanley

            Gotta think about the logistics

        • MoonStanley

          🙁

    • Ungaba

      Glad to see you back, but sorry about your luck at the hospital. Maybe someone will croak your second week!

  • Rad88

    Whenever you get to New York! Maybe we will have furniture by then! We weren’t expecting to get such a spacious apartment so it’s freaking empty in here

    • SouthSideGeno

      Waaaaaah, my fabulous NY Metro Dr RAD Pad is waaaay too gynormous, whatever shall I doooo!

      #FristWorld1%’erProblems

  • gutsgonebad

    Can I still order my ticket? Shit was hectic the past couple days and I haven’t been around

  • gutsgonebad

    Awesome, thanks for the info.

    • SouthSideGeno

      …and if you need a hotel room…we have a block of them at the SouthSide Holiday Inn Express. You have to call them to reserve one before 10/23

      edit add: WE TOTALLY FRKEN ARE

      • gutsgonebad

        Yeah, I’ll probably crash at my brothers place in the South Side. Oh, and he’s an ADA so if we get in any legal problems we might be ok.

  • MoonStanley

    I’m now on the scrotum of the potential storm path. Evacuation plans are in place, though I doubt they will be necessary.

    http://www.nhc.noaa.gov/storm_graphics/AT11/refresh/AL112017_5day_cone_no_line_and_wind+png/095407_5day_cone_no_line_and_wind.png

    • lauriruu

      Just hold on tightly to your branch!

    • Rad88

      THey evacuated Savannah though it’s predicted to be a tropical storm by then, so you will probably be fine I would think. Just some rain and such

      • PensPointsYourMom

        Yeah and you’ve got mountains moon. Its not like those tidewater frks who live an inch above sea level anyway. You’ll be fine, just don’t park your car under big tree limbs

        • Ungaba

          If your neighborhood has ‘Mount’ in the name, you’ll be OK.

      • MoonStanley

        Does Savannah usually get evacuations for hurricanes??

        The NPS doesn’t funk around with planning. Multiple meetings yesterday to go over all the possible outcomes. The only thing that worries me is the streams directly behind and in front of my apartment. They could possibly flood.

        • Rad88

          Last year Hurricane Matthew was the first hurricane to hit Savannah in over 100 years. It was their first evacuation since 1996ish with hurricane Floyd or whatever the F one was. So no they usually don’t but this is 2 in 2 years

  • Ungaba

    Yeah, bub – just fill out the form and give the loot to the Interwebs, er, Brendannn… I’m sure it will be just fine. 🙂

  • Rad88

    Pretty cool that Lukas Bengtssttoonn was able to play int he prospects game yesterday 8 months after his POTS diagnosis.

    • Ungaba

      Pain Of The Sphincter? Amen! I can barely get off my donut, let alone play hockey!

      • MoonStanley

        I got an appt with POT after my laundry dries hehe

        • Rad88

          thatta boi

    • Ungaba

      I made fun of it because I didn’t look it up, but I know it was serious.

      Good on him for getting back in the game.

  • SouthSideGeno
    • lauriruu

      TIFFIES

      • SouthSideGeno

        I know, right?

      • PensPointsYourMom

        YIBBIES

        • MoonStanley

          Yippie Skippies!

  • SouthSideGeno
  • Rad88

    I can sit 7th row in the corner in Brooklyn on my birthday when the Pens come to town for $152/ticket. Shaweet

    • Ungaba

      Tell us after first-hand experience just how terrible that arena is for hockey please.

      • lauriruu

        My first hand experience at Barclay’s.

    • SouthSideGeno

      My daughter is trying to talk me into the Tuesday October 17th game against the RAGS at MSG.

      • Ungaba

        Duh – you GO TO THAT GAME, MAN!

        • SouthSideGeno

          Butt…Tuesday night…ugh

          • Ungaba

            Yeah, that does make it a bit of a PITA. Just make it a LOOOOONG weekend.

          • Penguin in Houston

            She’s yer kid. Plus, she’ll always remember that.

    • SouthSideGeno

      What day of the week is that?

      • Rad88

        Friday, January 5th. THe Isles tickets don’t go on sale until the 11th so that price is based off of nhl-ticketexchange right now

        • SouthSideGeno

          Forgot about the Isles…gonna havt’a look a their schedule…Devils too

          • MoonStanley

            Lemme know how much it costs to sit in the SUV behind the glass

          • Rad88

            I plan on driving it off

          • MoonStanley

            Through the glass and onto the ice!

          • Rad88

            Friday January 5th @ Islanders, Saturday February 3rd @ Devils, Thursday March 29th @ Devils are the 3 away games that fall Friday-Sunday in NY area

  • Nolongermyrealname91

    Anyone else bringing their family/girlfriend/wife? Mrs Nolongermyrealname91 is inquiring.

    • Rad88

      I;m bring my fiancee, my brother is bringing his girlfriend, and I think there are others as well

      • MoonStanley

        Seems like at least half the group is bringing someone, yer good Nolonger

        • Penguin in Houston

          Not me!

          • MoonStanley

            You’re being brought! Sort of haha

    • MoonStanley

      Yes! I’m bringing my left hand.

      • Jovi

        I’ll be bring cardboard Oprik

        • MoonStanley

          Lol that would be hilarious

          • Penguin in Houston

            It needs to happen.

          • MoonStanley

            We should also paint a letter on our stomachs…

            WWWW.PENS.HOCKEY

        • Penguin in Houston

          Double dog dare ya!

    • SouthSideGeno

      I’m bring Fin

      • lauriruu

        Sorry for yinz buddy.

        • MoonStanley

          I call holding the leash

    • lauriruu

      Rad has 5 friends… Hawtdoge brings his whole extended family…

    • Ungaba

      30 tickets is the current upper limit. I can add more, MAYBE, but I have to inquire.

      But I don’t want to keep inquiring unless we have a reason to do so.

      That said, all are welcome – so if you really want a +1, we will effort to make it a reality.

      (sweet baby jeezus this is a PITA… 🙂 )

      • Rad88

        Party In The Atmosphere?

        • Ungaba

          *Anus

          Close though!

  • Rad88

    Doing this stupid training program for the hospital (takes about 3 hours online, and if you click through too quickly it gives you a warning that says they will notify the administration that you went too fast. A guy I know thought it was a bluff and proceeded and now has to go to a 6 hour class. It’s killing me right now

    • MoonStanley

      Lol. One of my trainings for online security was a “videogame” with different scenarios of info being stolen.

      If they wanted you to go so slow, why not make the time mandatory? That’s still silly

      • Rad88

        I found I can zip through and then just hang out on here and the clock keeps ticking. It’s so pointless for a student to know the stuff

        • MoonStanley

          That kind of stuff doesn’t do much to teach anyone haha

  • MoonStanley

    Lol all the extra peoples will be W’s!

  • MoonStanley
  • UlfSammySon

    WE survived
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/1cbd4d85d6df369fb02b46abadb0f710b0efb125f9912bb7ac05a847269c6364.jpg
    Also, screw you Disqus why you making my pictures sideways!!

    • lauriruu

      You need to ride again!?

      • UlfSammySon

        We beat the crap out of her, and she just kept going! Although the frame is now twisted and the seat belt pulled out of the floor. I can see through to the road. I drove it home, but she’s destined for the salvage yard come Monday 🙁

        • lauriruu
        • Ungaba

          This is a time to rejoice, not wallow in sorrow! Your baby died doing fun stuff – who doesn’t want to go out like that, I ask you???

          • UlfSammySon

            Truth!! Gotta celebrate her life. Anyone with spare cash to buy a shitty truck should absolutely do something like this. I had so much fun.

          • Ungaba

            While I agree with you, it looked far to brain-shaking-y for my taste.

          • UlfSammySon

            I definitely have a bit of a headache today. Wait till I figure out how to upload the GoPro footage. I don’t know how my head didn’t snap off.

          • lauriruu
          • Ungaba

            I hope Ulfie wasn’t the yellow truck, just humping the wall the whole time.

          • UlfSammySon

            No way; Ulfie won.

          • MoonStanley

            I MISS this game!

          • lauriruu

            I’ve got it in a box somewhere here!

          • MoonStanley

            What about Excite Bike?!

          • lauriruu

            Oh frk. My friend used to have that. Good ole days.

          • MoonStanley

            So good

        • Jovi

          You’re amazing and crazy at the same time

          • UlfSammySon

            Life’s short, gotta enjoy it 🙂

            #wisdom

          • lauriruu

            At 1 hour and 50 minutes, I’d say Life was just long enough to be still moderately enjoyable.

          • UlfSammySon

            You turd ;P

  • Ungaba

    ***************** CALLING ALL BLAWGCZARS!!!! *****************

    Since @disqus_SUfcaFhMhr:disqus wants to add a +1, and some others may have done something similar, I need a count. My friend is holding 30 seats, but we need to have a firm idea if we need more.

    BLAWGCZAR – what is our count? How many millions are you sitting on in PayPal? Or did you already abscond with our loot?????

    • Ungaba
      • Jovi

        You’re making SSG-sense.

      • MoonStanley

        Lol love her bod, but the text makes no sense to me

        • Ungaba

          Re-read it…

          • MoonStanley

            Hahaha ok well I get the horse-stable joke now… but why paste it over a babe with dem awesome thighs? Just… why not, I guess?

          • Ungaba

            thechive.com

            You’re welcome.

          • MoonStanley

            I’d like to keep calm and chive on her, hehe

          • MoonStanley

            I can’t recall if you like GOT off the top of my head… check out reddit.com/r/freefolk if you do.

          • Ungaba

            I do and that’s great. Aside from all of the clicking that reddit makes me do.

            I know, I know, I’m a dinosaur.

          • Jovi

            Nope, still don’t get it.

          • Ungaba

            If you’re being serious, think about where horses live…

          • lauriruu

            A field?

          • Ungaba

            Either Finland is exceedingly boring at night or you really love us here.

          • Jovi

            Yeah, not funny if that’s the bunch line.

          • Ungaba

            …they live in a stable.

            And they are in his ass.

            That’s it, that’s the joke.

          • lauriruu

            I thought the joke was about horses??? Explain?

        • Rad88

          the picture and text don’t align, but the text does make sense

          • Ungaba

            That’s the beauty of the chive. They aren’t supposed to align.

    • lauriruu
    • Third Line Center Vlad

      I paid for 2 via paypal

  • Ungaba

    aka, ‘status quo’, gotcha!

  • lauriruu
  • lauriruu
  • lauriruu
  • gutsgonebad

    I’m in, tix been bought. LETS GET IT ON!!!!!

  • lauriruu
    • gutsgonebad

      Is that the lazy mans masturbation appendage?

      • lauriruu

        I believe it’s the rebellion of the machines.

        • gutsgonebad

          At first it trys to jerk him off, then it tries to make him take it in the mouth, and then he jacks off the other dude. he should have got the straight male version.

          • lauriruu

            A dik is a dik, and an orifice is an orifice. Very indiscriminate roboarm.

    • gutsgonebad

      This is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen.

  • lauriruu
  • gutsgonebad

    YEAH ALRIGHT MAN…
    https://youtu.be/vlq9UWWqe44

  • Rad88

    18 year old Undrafted Jordy Bellerive with a hat-trick in the prospects game today, coaches seem high on him. Most likely gets an invite to camp and a roster spot on WBS. How do so many GMs miss out on these players!? Or is the Penguins scouting just that good?

    • gutsgonebad

      “PUSSY IN THE MORNIN PUSSY THE NIGHT. i EAT ALOT OF PUSSY AND THEN I GET INTO A FIGHT.”

      • MoonStanley

        Lick your enemies – The Art Of War

    • PensPointsYourMom

      Good question. Though performance against minor league talent does not necessarily translate to NHL level play.

      • gutsgonebad

        I was looking at that earlier and couldn’t figure out who he was. It’s extremely early but, WTF, a hatty? Thank God Shero’s not here cause he’d trade him for a no name D-man that he’d get rid of a week later.

        • PensPointsYourMom

          he’s 5’10” 194, always going to be undersized.

          • gutsgonebad

            Lets hope he’s like me and will grow from 5’8 170 -6’0 210 after his 18th bday.

          • gutsgonebad

            I’m like 240 now, but that’s after 30 weight.

          • Third Line Center Vlad

            Crosby is 5′ 10″ so he’ll be fine…

          • PensPointsYourMom

            Crosby is Crosby. Whatever Bellerive is, he aint Crosby.

    • MoonStanley

      Considering the amount of youngins that have stepped up lately, I’d like to believe that the Pens scouts are kicking ass.

    • SouthSideGeno

      I like hearing that.

  • gutsgonebad

    EAT’IN PUSSY AND KICKIN ASS!!!

    • PensPointsYourMom

      Better than “take out pussy”

    • SouthSideGeno

      Soooo, you go to church on Saturday night then?

    • suckin dick and kickin ass

  • SouthSideGeno

    1) Blawgczar is a terrible movie critic.
    2) The new ‘IT’ movie is stoopit, not scary, not good.
    3) Save your time and money and EAT PUSSY instead (you can keep the ass kickin)

    • UlfSammySon

      Really?! Other than Tim Curry being creepy, the made for TV ‘IT’ was bad. This has to be better.

      • SouthSideGeno

        N. O. P. E.
        S. U. C. K. E. D.
        C. L. O. W. N.
        D. I C. K.

        • UlfSammySon

          Harsh. I’m going to see it tomorrow; hope you’re wrong Mr. G!

          I also love crappy horror movies, so it’ really a win-win for me.

        • lauriruu

          Is this a code?

          • SouthSideGeno

            Y. E. S.

          • lauriruu

            Is this a code?

          • SouthSideGeno

            N. O.
            : D

          • lauriruu

            I have already made this comment, says Disqust.

          • SouthSideGeno

            Disqust is the bastard son of blawgczar

        • PensPointsYourMom

          So dark the dong of man

          • SouthSideGeno

            rassis

      • He’s full of shit, it’s incredible

    • Bullshit. It was amazing. Look at the responses from the real critics too, it’s not just me.

      • SouthSideGeno

        They then are as clueless as you OH GREAT AND POWERFUL BLAWGCZAR
        : P

      • j-b0t

        Nice APPEAL TO AUTHORITY there.

        • SouthSideGeno

          Doan listen to him…he’s wrong and so are the authorities.

  • PensPointsYourMom
  • gutsgonebad

    Just got back from the all you can eat buffet at the Y, Now it’s time for the Stillers to KICK SOME FUCKIN ASS!!!

    • lauriruu

      I wonder what you ate at the buffet?

      • SouthSideGeno

        Meeeeooow
        #thiscatsmellslikefish

  • SouthSideGeno

    ASS & PUDDY…where da tiddys?

  • I updated the post with the current buyers (as @lauriruu:disqus has noted)

    • UlfSammySon

      Ung is doing my thing, do I need to fill out the form or does he do that when he buys the ticket?

      • Did Ungaba already buy it? He might be the mysterious non-entry?

        If not then he (or anyone else) can buy however many they want but should leave a note about it so we know

        • UlfSammySon

          I’m not sure. I mailed him the check Thursday I believe, so he very well could have by now. @Ungaba speak up!!!

          • UlfSammySon

            Is that how I make sure he sees this? With the @ thing. Fucking internet…

          • It only works if he either posted here already or if you scroll down far enough (considering he did post) so that you see his name, otherwise it won’t turn blue/alert him @ungabaintrepid:disqus )

          • lauriruu

            Woah… I have always wondered how that worked. TY. TIL.

          • UlfSammySon
          • Ungaba

            1) I bought one ticket already. That’s got my name on it, and should be all good.

            2) This is the precise reason why I asked about being able to ‘do this again’, but if I have to use a different email for your PayPal submission. When Ulfie’s check is in my dirty mitts, I plan to buy another one, using his Disqus ID but my email address and information.

            Does that all make sense? Will that work?

          • I’m almost positive you can use the same PayPal

          • Ungaba

            I did it as a guest the first time, and was planning to do it that way again.

      • SouthSideGeno

        Isn’t it usually UNG’s mum who ‘Does yer Thing”?

        • UlfSammySon

          Usually, but I’m not picky…

  • lauriruu
  • randy

    Sorry for being so thick, but I’m on a trip right now. I’ve got three days off between spet. 19-21 but I doubt I’ll beat the deadline if I don’t take action like soon. Problem is I don’t have much internet access. Can someone give me a recap on the hotel and game tickets in simple terms? Hope flights aren’t too bad either. Going to try to fly out of Bellingham to save some cash. It’s going to cost double because I have to pay for my gf’s tickets as well! O_o

    It will all be worth it to experience true leadership though.

    • randy

      Also, my apologies, but I generally book flights and whatnot about 4 days before leaving (not the best planner) 😉

    • recap on hotel and tickets on simple terms is this post

    • lauriruu

      Ung’s guy is holding the tickets for 30 days.

      It’s fewer than 30 days as of now obviously, but you’ve got basically this whole month to PayPal Our Blawgczar.

    • lauriruu
    • SouthSideGeno

      Have a credit card ready. Call the hotel at the number listed in the post above.

      Have a PayPal account funded and ready. Fill in the form above in the post.

      • Jovi

        Don’t forget your blood type and name of first born.

  • PensPointsYourMom

    It was me, thought that would be obvious, sorry if it fucked up the count/system.

    • I thought you were afraid to come or whatever?

      was it actually you?

      • PensPointsYourMom

        Im not coming.

        • Can you be honest because I’m dealing with a lot of money right now and we can really fuck someone over, was it you?

          • PensPointsYourMom

            I typed “your mom” into the field asking for comments. I didn’t fill anything else out. I am not coming to the game, I didn’t go to paypal or fill anything else out. I didn’t mean to fuck up the count, sorry.

          • Hrm. Concerning that it says you bought a ticket. Probably a good thing to catch this, now I gotta double check everyone

          • PensPointsYourMom

            Sorry man, I was being my usual jackass self. I def didn’t mean to buy a ticket. I thought it would just bounce out of the system. You should have 3300 yes?

          • 2942

            So actually, your jackass self helped quality control this time. I gotta prowl to see who submitted but didn’t actually submit cash now

          • I suppose it could have been me somehow, if it used my own balance – confusing

          • Ah, it looks like PiH filled it out without paying

          • And @gutsgonebad:disqus filled the form out twice but only paid once

          • PensPointsYourMom

            Thats not even a number that could represent an number of people 132 into 2942 is 22.28.

            Also, you’re welcome…but srsly sorry, I didn’t mean to cause trouble, this time.

          • Nope, this is perfect, we needed this quality assurance

  • Do not fill out the above form without paying, once you hit submit

    @gutsgonebad:disqus I have two submissions from you but only one payment, is this right? Do you need two or one tickets? If two, fill it out one more time but make sure that the payment processes, thanks!

  • PensPointsYourMom

    The Oilers gave Chris Kelly a PTO, with McJesus, Drysidehole, Juice, RNH, and Testube down the middle, signing yet another center seems more like the harbinger of a trade than legit back-up strategy.

    • Rad88

      Even removing RNH they are pretty solid down the middle, they should just give him up for free

      • PensPointsYourMom

        retain 4 mil in salary too.

        • Ungaba

          NOW we’re talkin’!

    • Give me the science guy

      • MoonStanley

        Bill Nye for 4th line C

        • Andy PepPep

          Hard no.

          • MoonStanley

            You’re insane. When we play the Antarctic Climate Change, you’ll be singing a different tune

          • Ungaba

            (Bill Nye is only an engineer)

            *runs away*

          • MoonStanley

            “Only” an engineer…

            I applaud him for trying to get the ideas out to people, but his new show was TERRIBLE

          • Ungaba

            I was just saying he’s not some genius scientist guy. He came up with a great plan to get kids interested – became the next ‘Mr. Wizard’, and I also think that’s great.

            Just saying his only higher degree is Engineering, that’s all.

          • Third Line Center Vlad

            He’s a pinko moron. He can die in a fire.

          • Ungaba

            Valddy just earned himself a free Unga-beer at the meat-up! 🙂

          • SouthSideGeno

            I just found our new 4th line Altright wing

          • Andy PepPep

            Bill Nye sucks.

          • MoonStanley

            He knows his science and what he is talking about. Calling him out for only having an engineering degree is a bit cheap.

            I think Doge nailed it, tho. He tried to be too cool in face of all the BS instead of sticking to the facts. Lost his entertainment edge.

          • HawtDoge

            The new show was not good, tried to watch it and didn’t finish the first episode. I think all the people telling him he sucks and calling him a “pinko moron” have sucked the fun out of his life and he doesn’t know how to be entertaining anymore 🙁
            #sad

          • Andy PepPep

            Or, hear me out, he’s a political puppet now who would rather push an agenda than educate people with irrefutable facts.

          • SouthSideGeno

            Their logo is a drowning Polar Bear?

  • lauriruu
  • Ungaba

    @brendannnn:disqus @ulfsammyson:disqus See my response below.

  • lauriruu
  • Andy PepPep

    My sister lost power in Tampa last night at 7, I just now heard from her as she got cell reception back. That was a long 15 hours.

    • Ungaba

      I’m glad it had a happy ending! Storms like these are friggin’ scary, but for someone like me with no relatives there to worry about, it’s a bit existential, ya know?

      And then you hear a story like this from someone you know and it makes sense how worried people get.

      Lesson? Don’t live in Florida.

      • Andy PepPep

        I’ll ask you to reevaluate that position during the next blizzard…. Or when you file your state income taxes.

        My sister and her friend are laying out by the pool today. Haha.

        • Ungaba

          OK, so your points aren’t invalid. I’ll change it just a little.

          Florida: Nice place to visit but I wouldn’t want to live there.

          Also, Pittsburgh is not really known for it’s blizzards. Occasional ridiculous snow, but VERY occasional.

          • Andy PepPep

            Tampa hadn’t seen a direct hit from a hurricane in 93 years. This storm veered east and kept the streak going. Hurricanes are actually quite occasional, too.

        • MoonStanley

          Can we see some pictures of said sister and friend by the pool? I just want to know FERSURE that they are safe. Thank you.

          • lauriruu

            Yeah, we should definitely make sure they’re fine.

          • MoonStanley

            Tittally

          • SouthSideGeno

            …ask them to run toward the camera too please ; )

          • lauriruu

            Thits.

          • MoonStanley

            In slow-mo so we can tell who they are furrshure

          • lauriruu

            Now do it a little bit slower this time, mmmkay.

          • SouthSideGeno

            Two rounds please, bikini then tight t-shirts …just so we can verify that their ‘possessions’ made it through the storm ok….right?

          • Andy PepPep
          • Ungaba

            ABAM!

            Well really it’s ABAM to infinity with that group…. YIKES

          • SouthSideGeno

            Sooo…glad we assed for that : /

          • Andy PepPep

            Hey, two aren’t wearing bottoms (wink wink). The one on the left is a terrible kisser.

          • lauriruu

            They ate your sister and her friend?

          • Andy PepPep

            No, they’re taking the photo.

          • MoonStanley

            I love it. I wanna meet them.

      • lauriruu

        If you wanna miss the hurricane season –> Doan live in North Carolina, I guess.

      • Penguin in Houston

        Or Texas either?

        • Ungaba

          Just Houston / Galveston… 🙂

          Dallas is lovely! If you enjoy softball sized hail on occasion.

          • Andy PepPep

            Steers and queers….I enjoy them both in my mouth.

        • SouthSideGeno

          HI TEXAS …I loved Austin.

          • Ungaba

            Of course you did, ya pinko

          • SouthSideGeno

            Biggest, cutest pinko you ever did seeeee!

          • Ungaba

            Ew.

  • SouthSideGeno

    HEY @ungabaintrepid:disqus

    I know this may seem picky (but it really isn’t) but since we have so many peeps going to the game, can you ask yer tick buddy to put us in 3-4 consecutive rows so we’re not all so far apart? I mean rather than a long string of seats, in the same row where we won’t be able to see and talk to each other?

    Or is it too late for that?

    • Ungaba

      From my buddy (in response to me asking him if he has more than 30 availableP:

      “Sweet. I have 30 on hold and will grab some more. Keep it going, it’s fine with me.”

      Now, it’s important for you to understand that my buddy is NOT an idiot. He’s a champion. He actually has 3 championship rings to prove it. Therefore I trust him to put us all as ‘consecutive’ as possible.

      Besides, I don’t think the corner sections are 30 seats across, even at their widest.

      Worry not, my fine Croatian friend – we will be quite ‘together’.

      • SouthSideGeno

        : D

        you da best!

        • Ungaba

          Not really – I just know the best. That’s good enough for now.

      • lauriruu

        And so happy together!

  • So, I was checking out this “Dave Art” site that people on reddit are ripping on because he overcomplicates goalie mask designs, and saw this for one of the VGK goalies. That definitely, DEFINITELY, says “dicks”

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/28b9ec16bb7188da4e86304ecb99522d4cc5626ed18327e2b79204500e6c86a6.png

    • Andy PepPep

      Hey, I’m posting the link to the correct fantasy hockey league. Fin double registered his team in the other one. One second….

    • Door_Matt

      Is it supposed to say “Picks”? If so, then I agree that his art sucks.

    • SouthSideGeno

      100% DICKS

      • Door_Matt

        That was PSU’s victory chant in the locker room after the game.

        😛

        • SouthSideGeno

          Pitt’s victory chant was….
          Oh, wait, hahahahahaha

      • Andy PepPep

        Dildo company mission statement

    • HawtDoge

      I’m mostly interested in this so-called “Invisible Wizard Tech”. I’m all in on that…

      • This mostly started, I think, because Brian Elliott’s new mask is so clean and good-looking that it puts all this Invisible Wizard Tech to shame. Everything DaveArt does looks like it’s from a Spencers at C3 mall https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/61ade6481a69f8129e736aae416267761f6a96ee40dee06d4059cb9e588f4331.png

        • SouthSideGeno

          100% AGREE

          I prefer a simpler, clean looking design.

          • HawtDoge

            Yeah, this is the best thing about the fly-turds since whenever

        • HawtDoge

          I mean, this COULD have Invisible Wizard Tech, how would you know? 😀

          • SouthSideGeno

            …cause it’s ” invisible “

        • lauriruu
          • I was just about to post that haha

          • What he wound up with his hideous in comparison though, which is sad

            https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/fd25ec766300435a4779057b042fa4d8dd20b7dbf04c838f8004a5be1f979327.png

          • SouthSideGeno

            Getting there but I REALLY liked the all black with just a logo or two in strategic places

          • HawtDoge

            SSG really likes it in “strategic places” 😀

          • SouthSideGeno

            RUB RUB 7 DAYS

          • Door_Matt

            Like in the back of a VW bug?

          • HawtDoge

            getting warm… moar pacific… 😀

          • Penguin in Houston

            In Wexford

          • SouthSideGeno

            Ooooooo…my ‘strategic area’

          • lauriruu

            The all black…with just a logo or TWO…
            ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

          • SouthSideGeno

            Not completely sure but I’m thinking …rassis

        • Andy PepPep

          Maybe its just the photo, but this looks red and black. I thought it was a NJ Devil’s mask.

          • HawtDoge

            Yeah, I think you’re right, bad white balance, or bad orange balance 😀

        • Ungaba

          ‘C3 mall’

          The one that SUCKS now.

          • SouthSideGeno

            My favorite Mall is Amazon

        • SouthSideGeno

          This is stoopit looking.
          Penis Power Ranger?

    • PensPointsYourMom

      haha…yeah, its a straight too, so…straight dicks? good catch.

  • So, @SouthSideGeno:disqus why didn’t you like IT? Is it because you don’t like good movies, or?

  • PensPointsYourMom

    Who the frk is Damon Severson and why are the Devils paying him 4.1 a year for 6 years?

    • SouthSideGeno

      They read his prospect sheet too fast and thought he spelled his name Demon?

  • lauriruu
  • SouthSideGeno
    • We decided against it because it was way too much $$$$ for a place that used porta potties

        • SouthSideGeno

          Mario’s Wine Cellar, with the “Royal Guards” attending???

          (you should have the new baby oliphaunt be yer ring bearer)

          • UlfSammySon

            The baby elephant died 🙁

          • lauriruu

            *a stuffed baby elephant on wheels as the ring bearer

          • SouthSideGeno

            WUT!!!

            How totally frken sad…

          • Ungaba

            It’s almost as if zoos are terrible places and only keep wild creatures in captivity which messes with them irrevocably and then when something goes wrong they just aren’t exactly sure why but they still claim to be doing good.

            Almost.

          • UlfSammySon

            Captain PETA 😉

            Also, read what you wrote down below. That check oughta be there by tomorrow at the latest if it didn’t show up today.

          • Ungaba

            Dig it. Will process post haste!

          • UlfSammySon

            Yes sir, thank you sir.

            There’s a little treat in the envelope for you as well.

          • lauriruu

            Yuh, I doan go to zoos.

        • HawtDoge

          At the zoo? Please say at the zoo…

          • SouthSideGeno

            NO…the Airport : /

          • HawtDoge

            Much disappoint…

          • SouthSideGeno

            YES THE ZOO….you really need to start wearing yer crash helmet again.

          • HawtDoge

            I BUSY EATING SALT & VIN CHIPS OVER HERE SHEESH! 😀

          • SouthSideGeno

            hahaha…you so salty (and vinegary?)

          • Ungaba

            Of course it’s not the airport, silly! Even Doge’s know that penguins don’t fly!

        • lauriruu

          Suite 66 at the Taint?

        • Door_Matt

          If I move to Pittsburgh, I will crash your zoo wedding and bring all the free-roaming peacocks with me!

          • SouthSideGeno

            I plan on doing the same…I will summon the 5 armies of WOMBAT NATION

      • SouthSideGeno

        They REALLY need to re-think that name…hahaha

        • It seems to fit the place. From my recollection it was small, had a chicken coup, outhouses that you could rent, and you had to get a food truck or something to come to it

          • SouthSideGeno

            So it truly is CHAODERWOOD

          • Jovi

            you should have planned your wedding better. The 19th would have been great; game one night, then get hitched. I could have got Monday off.

          • SouthSideGeno

            WE could all have gone…could you even imagine that…hahaha

          • Jovi

            Brendan did it on purpose! He’s ashamed of us.

          • Ungaba

            Well he’s only met me and Binret and maybe Moonie, so…

          • Jovi

            oh well then, thanks for ruining the open bar!

          • MoonStanley

            I had to feed the ducks all by myself

  • SouthSideGeno

    IS IT NOVEMBER YET?!?!?
    FRK
    It could at least be October already….sheeessh, …tic tic tic

  • Ungaba

    OK, we really REALLY need hockey back on. I can’t take any more stories like this:

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/25dc33003914ac15d3ea5af3d671069a0011b3da6a4afda3219b2fd99e50c9de.png

    • SouthSideGeno

      So that’s who yer bringing to the game…she seems nice.

      • Ungaba

        Oh she’s nice. She’s REAL nice.

        But in a fake way, you know what I mean? Like she’s faking being nice. But that doesn’t mean she isn’t nice.

        REAL nice.

        • SouthSideGeno

          I can’t stahp zinking about the ways in which that thing might be programmed to kill…mmmmmm, hurts soooo good!

    • lauriruu

      KILLERSEXBOT… Kinky.

      Le petite literal mort

    • PensPointsYourMom

      #dikrip

      • SouthSideGeno

        #meg-a-byte

        • Ungaba

          #RAM

    • Jovi

      how exactly do you get one off those things out of the store? do you just pull up the car near the rear? do you shove it into a cart and push it through the parking lot?

      • SouthSideGeno

        UNG? …

        • Ungaba

          Ha! Your funnys are so very funny.

    • UlfSammySon
      • SouthSideGeno

        *Floats….hahaha…WUT?

        • PensPointsYourMom

          I like the shadow, reminds me of SchultzChugWalk

          • Jovi

            What? ummm ok. Sure, Shultz walk.

          • UlfSammySon

            Schultzchugwalk in place of the shadow would be beautiful.

        • UlfSammySon

          In case she falls off your boat.

          • Jovi

            I was thinking pool, but i’m sure someone would what to take “her” on a boat trip

          • UlfSammySon

            Yeah for our anniversary. I’m a hopeless romantic.

          • PensPointsYourMom

            “Look honey, I got you the tire patch kit you were eyeing at Sears last week, Happy Anniversary!”

          • UlfSammySon

            Me, creepily – “OHHHHHHH honey thanks, you’re the best husband ever!!”

            Me, blushing – “Anything for my one and only”

          • Jovi

            Oh, look at the time, i have to go and, and re-pave my drive way

          • UlfSammySon

            See you in a couple months 😀

          • SouthSideGeno

            “Lemmie just adjust those valve stems for ya a lil bit.”

          • UlfSammySon

            Speaking of which, UNG ask your buddy what the protocol for blow-up dolls is. Do I need to buy ANOTHER ticket. She can fit in my pocket to get in and sit on my lap the whole game.

          • PensPointsYourMom

            “her?”….frking super sessis!

          • Jovi

            her/him/them

      • lauriruu
    • Third Line Center Vlad

      or squeeze your dick off..

      • Andy PepPep

        That’s the same as dying

        • MoonStanley

          Theon lives again!

    • PensPointsYourMom

      That sex doll looks mortified, apparently the default factory facial expression is “you want to do WHAT?!” which makes sense if you consider the customer.

      • PensPointsYourMom

        Also – What’s the over/under on the number of times per week the author gets a “Here Comes the Sun” joke?

  • HawtDoge

    There’s some sundogs visible on/near the coast in the MD / DE / NJ area if anyone happens to be there, go outside, close one eye, cover the sun with your hand and MARVEL AT THE REFRACTIONS! Not sure how far the phenomenon works, maybe just everyone do that. It’s overcast here, so no dice to even check

    • MoonStanley

      All dogs go to heaven

      • SouthSideGeno

        JDogg?

        • MoonStanley

          Furrshure

    • MoonStanley

      If it didn’t look like 8pm here, I would!

    • Ungaba

      Why is it called a ‘sundog’ if it looks exactly nothing like a dog?

      • HawtDoge

        “The phenomena [sic] of false suns which sometimes attend or dog the true when seen through the mist (parhelions). In Norfolk a sun-dog is a light spot near the sun, and water-dogs are the light watery clouds; dog here is no doubt the same word as dag, dew or mist as “a little dag of rain” (Philolog. Soc. Trans. 1855, p. 80). Cf. Icel. dogg, Dan. and Swed. dug = Eng. ‘dew.'”

        Also might have something to do with Norse mythology in that there were two wolves hunting the sun and the moon. All of this if from wikipedia, so it’s fur sure 100% correct 😀

        • SouthSideGeno

          That is very interesting…I’ve always been very enthralled by Nurse Mythology

      • Andy PepPep

        Snugdong*

        • SouthSideGeno

          UNG’s mum told you my luv name???

  • SouthSideGeno
    • If that message at the top wasn’t so important, this would definitely be the featured comment

      • Ungaba

        Bren, are we still at 23? No more buyers???

        • Need an answer from GGB but yeah

      • SouthSideGeno

        Once again…robbed of my legacy.

    • Ungaba

      I love that Bren is even frowning.

  • Ungaba
  • Ungaba

    In honor of our Floridian buddies:

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/6c26049aed2bfad4186949bed3d09922e7f641a0099133f9209c27d4fe6e6c07.jpg

    PiH made it through Harvey, you people will make it through Irma.

    • PensPointsYourMom

      “you people?!”

      • SouthSideGeno

        Fla-sis

  • PensPointsYourMom

    The new Blade Runner looks like the frking shiz. I don’t even really like Gosling but dayum throw me so dystopian future, Ledo, Ford and mad ass effects money and I’m all in.

    • MoonStanley

      Can’t wait! Hope it’s good, don’t wanna get my hopes up too much

  • randy

    So if we have an extra ticket, paid for by “your mom” does that mean our cardboard cutout of SchultzChugWalk gets the seat?

    • PensPointsYourMom

      Scenario: SchultzChugWalk cutout gets drunk and gets an under coat hanny from Ulf’s inflatable wife.

  • SouthSideGeno
  • lauriruu
  • HawtDoge

    I saw the sundogs yesterday! It was really cool. Also saw “Parry’s Arc” which is an even more rare phenomenon. I didn’t snap a phone pic, I was gonna use my good camera when I got home from work, but it got too overcast by the time I got home 🙁
    Here’s a pic from my buddy at the beach…
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/7efb1ff2a47eef3bd7ab735d989dff430d4bbf27714b834e10e0ccf2d4ef0708.jpg

    • SouthSideGeno

      That’s cool. Never knew about Perry’s Arc. Gonna need you to explain how Perry gets all the animals up in there though…??

      • MoonStanley

        The waterfall pushes them into the sky… duh 😀

        • SouthSideGeno

          Ooooooooh…yinz Brown Power Rangeretts are so Nature-y

    • MoonStanley

      Very cool!

      • SouthSideGeno

        COPY SLOTH

        • MoonStanley

          I saw that SLOTHBAT haha

          • SouthSideGeno

            hahaha…decisions decisions

  • Andy PepPep
  • SouthSideGeno

    In my Top 10 all-time Westerns that and Once Upon a Time in the West as well.

  • SouthSideGeno

    Silverado…Open Range…Conagher…luv me a good western

  • SouthSideGeno

    Shootout at UNG’s Mum’s corral…

    • lauriruu

      Mustn’t forget Unforgiven

      • SouthSideGeno

        If you did …I would forgive you : )

  • HawtDoge

    The band I’m in originally was going to be an elaborate light and projection show with live Morricone music along with original stuff telling a western story of some kind. Then we got lazy and just did normal songs 😀

  • SouthSideGeno

    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    hahaha

    • lauriruu
      • SouthSideGeno

        I’ll check it out tonight after sundown at the ranch…Podner!
        ; )

        • lauriruu

          That’s quite alright, Gunslinger.

          • SouthSideGeno

            I’m in the middle of a ‘major roundup’ here at the ‘NOT-SO-OK’ corrall : (

            FRK WORK

  • PensPointsYourMom

    Frking Pale Rider or GTFO!

  • lauriruu
  • MoonStanley

    Just about anything by Sergio Leone

  • lauriruu
    • MoonStanley

      “That’s just a staffing issue. Nothing malicious about that hairgel.”

      • lauriruu

        Didn’t know Tom had a brother.

      • SouthSideGeno

        #staffingasverb

      • Andy PepPep

        Honestly, I don’t think any sitting US Senator manages his/her Twitter account and I’m doubting Ted would lack awareness to that level. Also, who gives a shit?

        • lauriruu

          Or that the leader of the FREE FRKEN WORLD manages his own Twitter.

          • Andy PepPep

            We see how well that has turned out.

        • MoonStanley

          Didn’t Ted propose a 2 year jail sentence for buying sex toys? If that guy is “liking” porn tweets, yeah that’s a bit of hypocrisy.

          • Andy PepPep

            Huge if it’s true!!! Btw, serious question….. What’s a porn tweet?
            .
            .
            .
            .
            .
            .
            .
            .
            .
            .
            .
            .

            (it’s not true, and Mike Pence doesn’t want to electrocute gay people)

          • MoonStanley

            I found many articles depicting some weird stuff during a quick google search…

            Pence had dinner alone with me. You weren’t there

          • Andy PepPep

            The truth is out there.

            It’s not in the Mother Jones article you are likely referencing.

          • MoonStanley

            I saw a bunch

          • Andy PepPep

            Here’s the sole representative from the other side. It’s also the only one that isn’t remarkably selective and manipulative. Reason.com has another explanation. https://www.google.com/amp/amp.nationalreview.com/corner/434212/ted-cruz-didnt-ban-dildoes-he-did-his-job-reliable-consultants-inc-phe-v-earle

          • MoonStanley

            That site is fake news

          • Andy PepPep

            Sure is cited really well. Read the article. The issue was over the 14th Amendment, not if dildos should be legal. It’s a good study of how a story can be made out of nothing…and just how misleading our media is.

          • HawtDoge

            I read the article (column seems more appropriate, but whatever), it seems reasonable. What seems weird to me is that a generally Libertarian leaning publication seemingly went out of it’s way to defend a guy for upholding a court decision (as was his job to do) that it probably disagrees with on a policy basis. It just seems pretty clear the agenda was to protect and defend someone on the right, rather than to discuss the issue at hand (WINK!), which is fine, it’s an opinion piece. Anyway, I think we can all agree that people should be able to buy, own, and use dildos etc if they so please. Wait, is this pr0n? 😀

          • Ungaba

            The spirit of the thing was that it was his job to defend the law as written, full stop.

          • HawtDoge

            Yeah, but why would a libertarian think piece “full stop” there? It just seems weird to me is all, not saying it’s wrong. I think the conversation should be about the definition of “obscene” in a legal context, and that maybe that social definition has changed, and therefore the legal one might need updating. I could be wrong, that’s a very touchy subject for apparent reasons.

          • Ungaba

            “The law is dumb but it’s the law” is kind of what we’re after here. Kind of like when Obama said, “I’ll protect people with DACA, but I shouldn’t have to because Congress should pass a law”. And then Trump said that, but whatever.

            The point is, even if a law is stupid, if it’s the law, it’s the law. And if you are charged with upholding it, if you do NOT uphold it, you shouldn’t be in that job.

          • Andy PepPep

            Yep. Not everyone can be an activist. Some people actually have to do their jobs.

          • HawtDoge

            Not disagreeing with you, to reiterate, I’M ON YOUR SIDE DUDE! I’m just saying quibbling over this stuff is just a distraction from getting the real work done. The work of, you know, fixing stuff that is broken.

          • Ungaba

            And in this case, dildos are our friends, right?

          • HawtDoge

            If you want them to be, yes, if not, then feel free to wage your holy war of words with whomever you please 😀

          • SouthSideGeno

            Yuh…I really like RAD and Bren

          • HawtDoge

            Like cops right? *runs away*

            I know that’s a whole other thing… couldn’t resist 😀

          • Andy PepPep

            You can’t change the entire debate of a court case just because something needs updating. You have to look at the letter of the law and its interpretation.

          • HawtDoge

            No, I’m just talking about next steps, I’M ON YOUR SIDE DUDE! I’m just saying quibbling over this stuff is just a distraction from getting the real work done. the work of, you know, fixing stuff that is broken.

          • Andy PepPep

            And the agenda for every other site you read was to make conservatives look insane. What’s your point? Read both sides, look for facts, make logical decision.

          • HawtDoge

            Just saying from a non-conservative viewpoint, this guy could have started to build a bridge of communication by finishing the though I’m sure he had in his head, that the law is bullsh*t and that’s what we really should be talking about, not pointing fingers at the people who are tasked with upholding it, because that’s not up to them, they’re just doing their job. If the article implied that and I glossed over that I apologize.

          • SouthSideGeno

            You mean you ‘GLAZED’ over it…yer whale cum.

          • HawtDoge

            Hahahahaha 😀

          • Andy PepPep

            I agree, but that’s pretty obvious. The real villain here is the 20 sites misleading the public by saying the guy doing his job is a monster who wants to take away personal freedoms and throw you in jail. The fear mongering is far worse, imo.

          • HawtDoge

            I honestly haven’t looked into it that much. The argument about how ‘bating isn’t protected by the constitution seems weird, but I don’t know enough about the context etc to get into that. All I can say is that if that isn’t part of “the pursuit of happiness” I don’t know what is 😀

          • MoonStanley

            Read more. It’s about using objects to stimulate ones own genitalia

          • HawtDoge

            I think the real issue is that we need to redefine “obscene” in this context. Friggin puritans screwed us all 😀

          • HawtDoge

            pr0n tweet:

            @vagina ima enter you repeatedly and until completion
            -@penis

          • Andy PepPep

            Are they supposed to be funny? Also, is this porn?

          • HawtDoge

            depends on the intent 😀

          • SouthSideGeno

            pr0n? n0rp? r0pe?

            WUT?

          • HawtDoge

            naught crustacean stories 😀

          • lauriruu
    • gutsgonebad

      Taste it, you know you want to

  • SouthSideGeno
  • Ungaba

    WTF is going on in here? I have to work and you people just go all cuckoo. Sheesh!

    • Andy PepPep

      Seems like a pretty normal day in the comments section.

      • HawtDoge

        Yeah, I think if anyone tries to absorb the amount of weird spilled out all over these comments in massive quantities during a short time period it can easily come across as just a room full of wackos yelling random shiz 😀

        • SouthSideGeno

          EXCUSE ME…KNOWLEDGABLE WACKOS

          • HawtDoge

            HOT YELLA KOOL-AID!

    • lauriruu

      Jus’ tawkin hawkey hear. Whaddaya mean?

    • MoonStanley
      • SouthSideGeno
      • SouthSideGeno

        *self-inflicted money shot

        • Andy PepPep

          I know a guy with a cookbook for that…

          • SouthSideGeno

            #glazedHawtDoge

          • HawtDoge

            I left that cookbook in the middle of the floor of our last apartment as a little present for the next tenant 😀

          • SouthSideGeno

            A ‘whale cum’ gift?

            House ‘worming’ present?

          • HawtDoge

            Squeeze the rind of an orange on top to release the essential oils, and voilà!
            Oranjizz!!!

  • Ungaba

    @ulfsammyson, I got yer loot. And gift! On a related note, the United States Postal Service *may* show up at your door to collect the $0.0251 that you owe them. I shit you not, “2.51 cents” is what they said it was short for postage. How do you even do that thing?

    Anyway, will buy ticket shortly, so you’re covered bubskies!

    • Andy PepPep

      Them sending an employee that makes 16 bucks an hour and wasting money on the gas to get there would be the most government thing ever.

    • UlfSammySon

      Sweeeeeeeet thanks bud!!

      Also, WTF? That little pin must have tipped the scales. Sorry if that comes out of your paycheck Moonie 🙁

  • MoonStanley

    GETMAC /S 10.87.71.58 /V

    • SouthSideGeno

      Nuclear Launch code…ready SIR!

    • Andy PepPep

      Ron Francis?

      • MoonStanley

        Or Gary

        • Andy PepPep

          Or……. TESTTUBE

          • Ungaba

            SCIENCE!!!

    • Ungaba

      UNGABA CONFUSE

    • lauriruu

      Your Bic Mac is ready, Sir.

      • SouthSideGeno

        Hold that pickle

        • Ungaba

          DROP THAT PICKLE IMMEDIATELY THIS IS A RESTAURANT!!!

          • SouthSideGeno

            HEY…watch were yer squirtin that ‘special sauce’

          • Ungaba

            I try to, but I always close my eyes when I make my “O” face

          • SouthSideGeno

            O-ring face?

          • lauriruu

            That way you doan get anything in your eyes

          • Andy PepPep

            I wrapped my whopper, let’s do this.

        • lauriruu

          Darned Sir… We have told you multiple times not to come here anymore.

  • MoonStanley

    Ping MAF29

    • MoonStanley

      USER NOT FOUND

      • MoonStanley

        ABORT

        • Ungaba

          Sad Moon is sad… 🙁

        • lauriruu

          Is that legal in yer state?

          • SouthSideGeno

            Erreything I really want to do is illegal.

    • SouthSideGeno

      Dual Launch Keys inserted…turn on 3…2…

      • HawtDoge

        You can talk about the Dual Launch Keys in Texas, just don’t try to sell them there.
        Donations only 😀

  • HawtDoge

    The job is to serve the people of the United States of America. We are sick of quibbling (for the most part), get some shiz done! To be clear, this is a systemic condemnation, not blaming any one, I’m blaming ERREYONE! 😀

    • Ungaba

      Good luck draining that particular swamp…

      • HawtDoge

        We just need to start communicating independent of the crap we get from all sides, in places like this. Maybe we can start a pens.hockey party. Our platform is that we’ll reform the DOPS 😀

        • Ungaba

          Good luck draining that… nvm. 🙂

          I agree with you in spirit, I really do. But I’m too damn jaded. So it’s hockey for me!

          • HawtDoge

            I WILL FORCE YOU INTO MY SUBTLE, NON-POLITICAL, REVOLUTION OF THE MIND! 😀

    • Andy PepPep

      Aww…. You’re new. That’s cute.

  • SouthSideGeno

    @moonstanley:disqus Sir…all systems are go and my finger is on the Reaves butt-on…shall I detonate?
    Wut r yer orders sir?

  • lauriruu
  • SouthSideGeno
  • SouthSideGeno
  • Andy PepPep

    Hockey question: who mans the pp unit this season on defense? Looking at their stats, Schultz and Letang were almost identical, but I thought Schultz got better as the season progressed.

    • SouthSideGeno
      • lauriruu

        There’s only one who Määttä

        • SouthSideGeno

          Said the FIN Positivity-ly

        • Jovi

          BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

      • I gotta put our watermark on this!

        • SouthSideGeno

          Himpaste it on der Brendolovitchski : D

    • HawtDoge

      Tough call, I feel like they’ll get a look at both of them in camp and in preseason, then probably go with Letang on a short leash, put Schultzy in if the PP struggles for a bunch of games in a row.

      I also feel like this is a cop-out answer 😀

      I personally WOULD say to divide the time up somewhat evenly just to manage minutes for the post season, but I’m not gonna do that because I doan wanna be a jinx 😛

      • SouthSideGeno

        Haha…worng, not tough at all..LeWANG all D errey D…with Schultz lapping up sloppy seconds.

        • HawtDoge

          Until he gets hurt in the second month of the season and Schultz does the job for the next three months and no one, except Bob Errey, points out how good he is back there, is what I WOULD say if I was a jinx, but i’m not 😀

          • SouthSideGeno

            Go home with Bourbon Bobby…yer both drunk, HA!

          • Jovi

            “Until he gets hurt in the second month of the season…”

            I will find you…NOVEMBER IS COMING.

          • SouthSideGeno

            I’ll hold him for ya!

    • MoonStanley

      I dunno. Letang really sucked the last half of the season and for the playoffs. Look at his stats… 0

    • PensPointsYourMom

      My thoughts:
      PP 1 is 1D with Letang and Malkin at the other point.
      PP 2 is Schultz with either Cole or Maatta, maybe even Hunwick if he breaks out.

      With Letang and Schultz I actually wouldn’t mind seeing balance between the first and second units.
      PP1: 87, 71, 72, 58, 3
      PP2: 43, 81, Jake, 4, 28.

      • Ungaba

        *fap fap fap fap fap*

    • j-b0t

      It’s a tough call. Schultz has better situational awareness and has the better shot, and is probably the better “QB” for it.

      …but letang is godly at keeping the puck in the zone, and is better in basically every other way.

      My vote would probably be Schultz.

  • Jovi

    Well i’ve missed the rest, since the clown post, but I’ll give you an extra BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

  • SouthSideGeno
    • Jovi

      Later SSG. Way to drop some random crap and then run away.

      • SouthSideGeno

        ; )

    • wait… why palin?

      • HawtDoge

        Does life always make sense?

      • SouthSideGeno

        Y NAWT?

        Who’s funnier than that clown?

        • lauriruu

          Is later now?

        • Careful there, @ungabaintrepid:disqus probably unexplainably likes her

          • HawtDoge

            7/10, would smash
            (edit, my personal opinion, not saying Ung would smash, people have very different taste :D)
            (edit2: this is also a joke)

          • Ungaba

            I think she’s hysterical.

            But not in a good way.

    • HawtDoge

      BUTTERS Y’ALL! (that’s Paula Dean’s body, doan ask how I know)

      • Ungaba

        I’m officially asking how you know.

        Also, I can tell as well, which upsets me.

  • lauriruu
  • Jovi
    • lauriruu

      A picture of garbage… What’s the catch here?

      • Penguin in Houston

        Dorkpik = Garbage

    • wasn’t me. or it might have been. hard to remember

    • SouthSideGeno

      Wasn’t meeee

  • lauriruu
    • Jovi

      That’s a good one.

  • lauriruu
    • Jovi

      Nooooooooooooooooooooo.
      If Steven Seagal is still going, so can you Liam.

  • lauriruu
  • gutsgonebad

    It must be getting close to hockey season. I’ve eatin 4 jap &cheddar dogs with bacon every day for the last week.

    • Jovi

      pace yourself.

      • gutsgonebad

        I really need to. My enthusiasm level is through the roof right now.

    • Door_Matt

      Gelapenno peppers? What the hell flavor is gelapenno anyway?

  • gutsgonebad

    My fault (kinda) I only bought 1 ticket, but I lost internet connection when submitting. Sorry for any problems I caused. Does that really need to be a featured comment and to be called out? That’s a pretty Caps thing to do.

    • Jovi

      Yes it does.

      • gutsgonebad

        Thanks for the clarification Jovi, You’re a gentleman and a scholar.

        • SouthSideGeno

          Jovi is a gentleman?

          • Jovi

            …its NOT a TUMAR

          • gutsgonebad

            I don’t know, gentle person?

          • gutsgonebad

            Whats the female equivalent of “Gentleman”? Gentlewoman? That doesn’t sound right. Maybe because women are so much better looking then we are, so we came up with words like Smoking Hot and Indescribable.

          • Jovi

            “Whats the female equivalent of “Gentleman”?”
            – BOSS

          • PensPointsYourMom

            …Lady…

          • gutsgonebad

            There you go.

          • Jovi
          • SouthSideGeno

            The girl is no one…

          • Andy PepPep

            She’s the weakest part of the show. Well, Bran, too.

          • MoonStanley

            M’Lady

          • Jovi

            There you go.

          • MoonStanley

            **bows**

    • No problems, needed to be featured since I dunno how to get ahold of you and you wouldn’t see it otherwise, and because im dealing with thousands of dollars

      • gutsgonebad

        I knew it fucked up when I had to re-enter everything. I just didn’t think about you guys were keeping a running tally on everything. I didn’t even think that it would have registered it,

        • haha I just know I’d be pissed if I thought I filled something out twice for two tickets and the day came and I got one

          • gutsgonebad

            Exactly, we called the credit card company to make sure it didn’t get double charged. Sorry if I took it out of context, I just thought that the paypal was going direct through Ungabas friend. I get it now,.

  • gutsgonebad

    So we’re all in agreement, Radd and his 5 Rns are in charge of hooking us up with IV saline around 4am. Good deal.

    • UlfSammySon

      I’m certainly banking on that being the case.

    • Jovi

      reasonable

  • gutsgonebad

    Btw, Apple can go fuck themselves. $1000 for a base model and $1150 for the 64gb version. Eat a bag of dicks, Me and my free 4s are doing just fine with the software upgrades. Can someone tell me what the point of wireless charging is if you need a stationary device to land it on.

    • PensPointsYourMom
      • gutsgonebad

        Lol, that’s hilarious. My brother has the latest Macbook, Iphone (7), IWatch and Ipad. That’s not including all the old versions he still has. The I watch is the one that puzzles me the most, are you that fucking lazy that you can’t reach into your pocket?

        • PensPointsYourMom

          but, but,…texts on your wrist holmes.

          • gutsgonebad

            Lol, shit can get crazy in that 2 seconds it takes to get your phone

          • MoonStanley

            I did see one of my friends control a playlist from his watch from the dance floor of his own wedding. That really… took the cake!

          • gutsgonebad

            I know, an ipod an’t do that… oh wait

          • MoonStanley

            He barely stopped dancing haha. It’s the only thing that ever wow’d me about them.

          • PensPointsYourMom

            well, I doubt the singular use justifies the watch, but who knows – maybe I’ll get married a hundred, hundred and fifty times and it will be a good investment.

          • MoonStanley

            They should rent them with tuxes. Second thought, I’ll start a DJ business and run your online profiles. Mr. Fantastic will be a hit!

          • MoonStanley

            When we have made enough startup money, we’ll begin a technology company that specializes in scamming consumers for increasingly expensive designer phones and watches. Boom.

          • PensPointsYourMom

            That’s Apple’s business model to a T

        • SouthSideGeno

          What’s it gotz in it’s pocketsesss, gollum???

    • UlfSammySon

      It’s all pointless.

      I just recently had to get an iphone. Luckily, my sister gets a new one like every year so she just gave me one of her old ones. They should make “dumber” versions. I just want to talk and text and check the internet once in a while. I don’t need those stupid apps or any of the crazy stuff. All this talk has me missing my flip phone… :/

    • HawtDoge
      • SouthSideGeno

        <3 Georgio

  • I havent been all up on the internets enough today, did yinz see about the new Seattle arena?

      • gutsgonebad

        Is that Paul Allens answer to the new Apple Innovation Granola (JK) Center?

      • MoonStanley

        Looks neat!

      • Ungaba

        I hope they get a team. The Seattle Sphincters has a nice ring to it.

    • SouthSideGeno

      news to me…they sure like their ‘pointy-top’ domes structures.

  • PensPointsYourMom

    Where the fuck is MR? He completes me.

    • UlfSammySon
    • SouthSideGeno

      He has been noticeably missing. Maybe his Inflatable wife got him.

      • PensPointsYourMom

        he must be hanging out with PHF

        • SouthSideGeno

          hahaha…I was actually thinking about that pussy PHF earlier today.

          Maybe Blawgczar sent MR on a dark ops mission to infiltrate PHF, and hack his plastic blow-bag spouse to make it whack his pee-pee?

          I’m all about dat cornspiro-C

          • PensPointsYourMom

            that’s….elaborate?

          • SouthSideGeno

            Yuh…MR pwrally just got a life somewhere, lucky bastage.

  • gutsgonebad

    The name Doge up top, that’s Hawt D-O to the mutha fukin G, right? I’m drunk and don’t feel like lookin.

  • SouthSideGeno

    HEY @jovi00:disqus

    Yer name isn’t in the ticket list up top…you change yer mind about going to the game?

    • Jovi

      no, i’m waiting to get my work schedule

      • Ungaba

        For November? Wow.

        • Jovi

          comes out every month-ish

          • Ungaba

            Interesting. Just be sure you tell them THAT YOU ARE GOING TO PITTSBURGH BECAUSE YOUR PEOPLE NEED YOU THAT DAY!!!

      • SouthSideGeno

        Oh, good, whew!

        For a minute there I was thinking I was going to have to beat up @HawtDoge:disqus all by myself ; )

        • HawtDoge

          Huh-wha? What haz I ever done tah yinz?!

          • SouthSideGeno

            WE know wut you did

  • SouthSideGeno
  • lauriruu
  • lauriruu
  • lauriruu

    Did your buddy secure a bottle for each of us? @ungabaintrepid:disqus

    https://twitter.com/keeperofthecup/status/907742858677030914

    • Ungaba

      I’m just happy the fees are included.

    • SouthSideGeno

      He can keep the bottle…I’ll take that ‘commemorative drinking’ CUP it comes with ; )

      • lauriruu

        Do you mean that ol worn-out cup?

        I doubt it’s any value to anyone.

        • SouthSideGeno

          Yuh…what an old, scratched up POS, eh? Here…lemmie take that off yer hands for ya…just for a couple moar years. Let’s call it 6, mmmmkay?

  • Andy PepPep

    I was getting ready for work and noticed my spoiled-ass husky was covered in her blanket. My head hurts and I’m confused.
    1. You don’t have fingers, how did you manage to get the blanket on you?
    2. You’re wearing a blanket
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/f4483797fa1a15320495b085c33b3164fb98de4129ce7d9e8250a95ce47770ea.jpg

    • Jovi

      awe, sweet

    • SouthSideGeno

      Hahaha…Y do dawg luv hawt so much?

      My Doxie does the same thing. Could be 115° and she still wraps up in her blankey.

      • Andy PepPep

        It’s evenly spread on her. I don’t know how she did it. Even the area by her face is folded down.

    • Ungaba

      I don’t think it matters even a little bit because THAT DOG IS SO HAPPY AND COZY AND ADORABLE!!!

      • Andy PepPep

        It does matter. WHAT ELSE IS SHE CAPABLE OF!?!?

        • Ungaba

          Speech, obviously. And she can probably make oatmeal. That’s all that comes immediately to mind, but there’s likely more.

        • HawtDoge

          Ever read “Watchers” by Dean Koontz?

          • Andy PepPep

            No, I’m looking it up.

          • HawtDoge

            It’s got hyper-intelligent dog stuff… you might want to read it purely to keep an eye out for signs that your pup might be a super-spy or somesuch 😀

          • Andy PepPep

            I’d like to think that, but if either of my dogs is super smart….it’s definitely not her.

            She gets her line wrapped around the same bush almost every time we let her out.

  • Ungaba

    OK, penis, er, pens hockeyers, I have a mission for you:

    I have a Northern Flying Squirrel infestation. Don’t let this fool you:
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/a9d345543b273e1a71cf84128e8ead9c2047213e5592f4836d7189857e728b94.jpg
    Of course it’s adorable. But it’s also a FUCKING RODENT.

    How for to make them leave my home and never return?

  • Andy PepPep

    So far 6 have signed up for fantasy hockey. We need at least 10. @Brendan it’s saying you still need to register again.

    If yinz are confused, I’d be happy to write a post on how it all works. I played one season, so I’m basically a pro.

    Register here:
    http://games.espn.com/fhl/tools/join?leagueId=18342&k=5e924&d=AAAABAAAR6YAAAfi%2F%2F%2F%2F%2FwAABlE%3D&t=9

  • SouthSideGeno

    …or Pussy killer?

  • Ungaba
  • SouthSideGeno
    • Andy PepPep

      Kill it with fire

  • SouthSideGeno

    I soooo care : )

  • Ungaba
  • SouthSideGeno

    I finally got your song downloaded off my phone and onto my desktop…I’ll give it a listen today.

  • SouthSideGeno

    ????? NO…it is…DonnieDowner.

    It’s part of the interview process to see if you make the cut to drive in my car all the way to PGH…FINDLAND’s GOT TALENT…starring MEEEEE

    • lauriruu

      Oh frk. Should’ve picked a different song….

  • Ungaba

    This thing will not do the stuff.

  • Ungaba
    • Andy PepPep

      That’s a perfect description. Its a phone for Snapchat.

  • MoonStanley

    10 yards, 1st down! O wait…

  • Funny, I was reading about Waitsstock a lot yesterday. A decade-long festival in some farm once a year celebrating Tom Waits.

    This album is the only album my friend loves of Tom Waits, but I love almost all his albums.

    Funny trivia: Waits opened for Zappa in the late 70s and got booed off the stage frequently

  • Andy PepPep

    The Chive loves tittays

  • SouthSideGeno
  • lauriruu
    • PensPointsYourMom

      Decent FO%, kills penalties, but not nearly the offensive threat of Bonino or Cullen (2G, 11 A in 80GP last season). Good cap hit at 2.075 for next season, then an RFA. Gotta think his lack of offensive production is partly due to DET sucking ass last year, but his best season was 13G 23A, which hardly jumps out. He’s big 6’3″ 226.

      I’m not excited about it, but there are worse options.

      • Andy PepPep

        So your saying he scored half of Detroit’s goals?

  • Ungaba

    Oh yeah, um… sorry, thechive has some sexy type pics on it. No nudity, but fairly close. Whoops!

  • Ungaba
    • Andy PepPep

      I think they wanted to deploy is there

      • Ungaba

        huh?

        • SouthSideGeno

          ‘Deploy to’…vaz military jok…Iraq Town names?

          • Andy PepPep

            I was on lunch break, thanks for watching my 6, Geno.

          • SouthSideGeno

            HOOAH! Roger Roger, out.

  • Ungaba

    @SouthSideGeno:disqus I hope you have room for all of Finn’s luggage https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/7267ac5527ede345e5d125dedf5b44f694b5a7b64c3d82e725768b8392177980.jpg in your ‘Stang

    • SouthSideGeno

      hahaha…might have to bring the Free Butter/Candy Rape Van instead?

  • Ungaba
  • So, we’re doing our mother/son and father/daughter dance simultaneously. I chose “God Only Knows” for the song as a safe medium for everyone’s tastes.

    My fiancee’s dad comes out now, fucking 2 weeks before our wedding, and says “NAH I DONT LIKE THAT SONG” and proposes fucking “what a wonderful world” as a replacement.

    I get mad for a bit but ultimately just sent the DJ this:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynxKOLlqRhk

    • lauriruu

      Put on one of those smart watches and change the song into “God Only Knows” just as Louis starts singing.

    • Ungaba

      He looks like an animated corpse

      EDIT: that actually applies to both of them.

      Sweet baby jeezus this is awful.

      • SouthSideGeno

        Brens Father-in-law?

        • Ungaba

          No, this version of the song.

          Also, yes, it sounds like Brens FIL may well be awful. Pity.

  • lauriruu
    • Andy PepPep

      Holy shit, The Daily Show is still a thing?

      • Ungaba

        Well, it’s *on*, but I doubt it’s a thing

        • MoonStanley

          Trevor ain’t no Jon

          • SouthSideGeno

            I had to stop watching Trev after about 3 weeks in…I doan watch Colbert anymoar either. Can’t stand that LNTS format, never could.

            #verysad

          • Ungaba

            Colbert is just awful. Why does everyone think we want all politics all the time? Why can’t people just entertain? It’s soul-sucking.

          • SouthSideGeno

            COLBERT IS GAWD…the format sucks

          • Ungaba

            No, Colbert is a retread of a retread. His shtick is tired and dumb.

          • MoonStanley

            Thats Fallon. Colbert is #1

          • Ungaba

            Fallon entertains. That’s the purpose of those stupid shoes, supposedly. Or at least it was in the Carson era.

            Now it’s just all politicized garbage. “If you don’t think this way, you’re dumb” in many and varied deliveries. I fail to see how it is anything other than pandering to one portion of America. Just like SNL is now.

          • MoonStanley

            You aren’t dumb, Ung. Chin up.

          • Ungaba

            I know that, I just don’t need some over-paid, over-hyped douche telling me I AM awful for me to understand that I’m not.

          • MoonStanley

            Larry, we need Dr Evil!

          • MoonStanley

            I hate Fallon, too. What a douche

          • Ungaba

            Fallon is a terrible, TERRIBLE, interviewer. But he does some funny bits on his show.

            Let’s just all agree that Craig Ferguson was the best and have done, OK?

          • HawtDoge

            What no Craig Kilborn?

          • PensPointsYourMom

            I watch a lot of TV, and I’m pretty sure I’ve never heard anyone say “Ung’s awful” Course I don’t know your real name, but still. If watching a show makes YOU FEEL awful you aught not watch it. But that fact that you don’t like it doesn’t make it bad, or unworthy of attention from other people.

          • HawtDoge

            Unless we’re talking about CBS sitcoms, they’re unworthy of attention…

          • Ungaba

            I was being hyperbolic, but I’ll go ahead and bite.

            My point is that late night shows USED to be about whomever they were interviewing and music and ‘funny gags’ that everyone could laugh at.

            What has happened is that the ‘funny gags’ have turned into ‘overly-politicized bullshit’ that only some people will appreciate.

            That’s it, that’s my point.

          • SouthSideGeno

            One Hip Check…Commin up!

          • PensPointsYourMom

            k. I hate the interviews on Late Night TV, because 90% of them are about shit I could care less about…hey look Idris Elba is in a new movie…yeah, I don’t care. I agree humor has shifted to the political, but frankly its one of the few areas of modern humor that’s still airable. The “funny shows” are all on channels that allow swearing and dick jokes. The network sitcoms are all unwatchably stupid, bland and repetitive. I don’t blame the hosts for the decline of the Late Night Shows though, they are all pandering. That’s unfortunate, but its true across the board.

          • Ungaba

            Entirely reasonable.

            Also, have you heard about ‘Golf Clash’? Apparently it’s awesome.

          • PensPointsYourMom

            nope. I’m too old to play games on my phone

          • Ungaba

            Wait a damn minute, you’re older than me and SSG?

          • SouthSideGeno

            No one is older than me. FRK Methuselah

          • Andy PepPep

            BRINGING IT

          • SouthSideGeno

            No…I’ll not argue the point.
            I’ll just plan to tackle you on the sidewalk in front of the Taint on 11/18
            : P

          • Ungaba

            It’s the comedic equivalent of ‘put your hands in the air if you don’t care’. It’s lazy. They know they’ll get 50% to go along with them and they just don’t care what the other 50% think. It’s fucking awful and tired and they ALL DO THE SAME DAMN THING.

          • PensPointsYourMom
          • SouthSideGeno

            “Gawd Bless Murika’

          • SouthSideGeno

            STAHP NOW OR you are sooooo getting hip checked over the glass bannister on the Mezzanine at the Taint.

          • Ungaba

            I think I’d rather pull an SSG and just keep on pokin…

            He has dumb ears.

          • HawtDoge

            This is mean, but true… reasonable

          • MoonStanley

            See, the right are usually just mean when they try to be funny 😀

          • Ungaba

            Touche!

            Just consider yourself lucky that I think sloths are adorable.

          • MoonStanley

            Mean doesn’t hurt me anyway. I walk away from it

          • Ungaba

            …very…slowly…

          • MoonStanley

            …dont…turn..around…OKAYGORUNRUNRUN

          • Andy PepPep

            You’re such a cockholster.

            (wink)

          • MoonStanley

            Gimme that dick, Andy

          • HawtDoge

            holy jebus…

          • MoonStanley

            He wasn’t expecting that shit!!

          • Andy PepPep

            If I “like” that comment, can I still run for political office?

          • MoonStanley

            You’d also have to leave the closet now that we are official to prepare for the flashback…

          • HawtDoge

            “AmeriCone Dream” is pretty good though right?

          • Ungaba

            Dunno what that is. If Colbert did it, then no, it’s not.

          • Hands down their best flavor. I get it once a week

          • HawtDoge

            Pack on those pounds Brendad!!! 😀

          • MoonStanley

            What happened between 8/30 and 8/31

          • DARK TIMES

          • MoonStanley

            OooOooOoOoo

          • SouthSideGeno
          • PensPointsYourMom

            The Colbert Report was one of the greatest LNS of all time, and I was alive for Carson. The Late Show sucks, partly because of format, mostly because its dumbed down for a mainstream audience. Colbert is not awful, the Late Show is.

          • I, too, was alive for Carson Daily.

          • HawtDoge

            COTD 😀

          • Also, imo: Greatest LNS:

            2001-2006 Conan > Colbert Report (all seasons) > 1995-2001 Letterman

            Any late night after Daily Show lost Stewart/Colbert Report stopped is a joke. Dinosaur format that NO ONE watches

          • MoonStanley

            Same here cept I would watch Colberts highlights on da youtubes. But now, I’m so out of the loop… it’s freeing to not be around all that shuckin and jiving of cable TV

          • Andy PepPep

            I cut the cord 2 years ago and deleted Facebook 16 months ago. I was so productive….

            Until I found pens.hockey and Golf Clash

          • HawtDoge

            DAMMIT, you reminded me about Golf Clash… 😀

          • Ungaba

            WHAT IS THIS GOLF CLASH YOU SPEAK OF???

          • HawtDoge

            DOAN DO IT! YOU MAY NEVER COME BACK!

          • Andy PepPep

            Don’t do it. Seriously. I’m a 34% shittier father and a 28% shittier husband because of it.

          • SouthSideGeno

            Golf Clash of the Titans?

    • MoonStanley
      • SouthSideGeno

        OH MY….(I can’t do this one at work…it’s gonna havt’a wait till I get home)

        • Door_Matt

          What a large hoagie! He’s gonna need a tall glass of wudder to drink with that.

    • Ungaba

      If *that* completes that guy’s life, he’s lived a terrible life.

      • MoonStanley

        Lol indeed

      • lauriruu

        Rich people. Maybe that was the only thing he couldn’t buy.

  • MoonStanley
  • SouthSideGeno

    HEY l@ulfsammyson:disqus

    If you could please add the link here again….I’ll sign up to stroke yer PP Fantasy.

    • lauriruu

      Featured. Comment.

    • Andy PepPep
      • SouthSideGeno

        How do I edit my TEAM NAME please?

        • lauriruu

          Go to your team page. Under the team logo you’ll find ‘team settings’.

          • MoonStanley

            Make sure you save it after finishing up

          • Andy PepPep

            Nice work, boys.

          • SouthSideGeno

            OK…all set up…what now?
            Is it time to fantasize?

            fap…fap…fap

          • HawtDoge

            It’s always time to fantasize…

    • Ungaba

      You’ll stroke anything with a pulse, you slut. ; P

      • lauriruu

        Slut that right now!

    • UlfSammySon

      I think this is it…

  • Ungaba

    You didn’t. But Colbert sucks.

    • SouthSideGeno

      Yer just mad cause the funniest guy yinz righty’s got is Sean Hannity.

      • MoonStanley

        The right doesn’t DO comedy

        • SouthSideGeno

          Like I said…Sean Hanny-ity

          • Ungaba

            What a horrible POS that guy is. UGH.

            Why can’t I just be allowed to hate the Clintons without those Fox douches claiming to ‘represent’ me. They do NOT.

          • HawtDoge

            Good to hear

        • HawtDoge

          Dennis Miller?
          (edit: I put a question mark because I wasn’ sure he’s still alive)

          • MoonStanley

            Forgot about him haha

          • HawtDoge

            Remember when he did football commentary?

          • Ungaba

            I LOVED IT! He has those other idiots in the booth completely flummoxed.

            Also, the word ‘flummoxed’ is under-rated.

          • MoonStanley

            That was the best

          • Ungaba

            Good call. He was funny as hell and also a little bit crazy.

            OK, lots of crazy. But he was so right that the left drummed him off the air.

          • SouthSideGeno

            …should die in a fire?

          • Ungaba

            What? He’s hysterical! Also from Castle Shannon.

            HIP CHECK REVERSAL TIME!!!

          • HawtDoge

            DOAN CROSS DAH STREAMZ!!!

        • Ungaba

          And actually this is the biggest problem. The ‘right’ spends so much time trying to ‘be serious’ that they’re incredibly easy to make fun of.

        • Andy PepPep

          There are many funny conservatives, they just aren’t given formats.

          • HawtDoge

            Devil’s advocate here! Don’t we operate in a merit-based economy?

          • Andy PepPep

            No.

          • HawtDoge

            Hahaha 😀 Perfect!
            (EDIT: it’s an oligarchy right? I wanna get an A on this test…)

          • Andy PepPep

            It would be nice, though. Now we can’t even pick Miss America without screening her for her political beliefs.

          • MoonStanley

            Who gives a shit about Miss America? Just grab em by the intelligence and personality

          • Andy PepPep

            No, they LET YOU grab them. Big difference.

          • PensPointsYourMom

            While I agree generally, and I thought the current events questions I saw were out of line with what the pageant should be about, white supremacy is not a political belief and I think we should screen Miss America for that.

          • Andy PepPep

            There are 8 white supremacists in America.

            Also, there were many political questions. These women aren’t that smart to begin with…. IT’S NOT FAIR!

          • MoonStanley

            Only 8? Must be a Right joke?

          • Andy PepPep

            Seriously, the racist fascist’s “march” in Charleston saw them outnumbered 50 to 1 with Leftist fascists.

          • MoonStanley

            I’ll take them all on with a supersoaker

          • PensPointsYourMom

            leftist fascists? that like a right wing communist.

          • Andy PepPep

            Communism and fascism are remarkably similar.

          • PensPointsYourMom

            communism is an economic system, fascism is a political one. Russia is near fascist state, but still capitalist. Its also possible to have a representative democracy that’s communists. The two can co-exist, or not, but they do not speak to the same social issues.

          • Andy PepPep

            Exactly. China is a fascist state that is communist. That is my point.

          • PensPointsYourMom

            Not sure China is fascist.

          • Door_Matt

            Based on the definitions China is relatively well-linked to the authoritarian ideals of Fascism. Not so sure about the Nationalist part.

          • Andy PepPep

            More so than Russia. Go visit. Check out Cuba, too.

          • SouthSideGeno

            China is Delicioust…mmmmm sweet & sour ERREYSTUFF

          • Ungaba

            Communist, nazi, fascist, racist… all of these terms get thrown about in this era and nobody has any clue what they’re talking about. It’s hysterically sad.

          • SouthSideGeno

            FRK YOU Ya Communazi – fascracist…

          • Door_Matt

            Thas… Uhh… Ignant? I got nothing.

          • Ungaba

            That makes about as much sense as calling POTUS a white supremacist and illustrates my point wonderfully.

            Also, I’m now depressed again. Hockey please.

          • SouthSideGeno

            IT VAZ JOK…U SHOULD TAKING PILL

          • MoonStanley

            He’s a racist, rich supremacist. Does that fit better?

          • Door_Matt

            Why are you describing Ung to himself? I would think he already knows who he is?

            😛

          • Andy PepPep

            Evidence? That’s a pretty heavy claim.

          • MoonStanley

            See: his entire life basically haha

          • Andy PepPep

            I don’t love the guy, but he has been working with poc since the 80’s. “He just is” isn’t a valid criticism.

          • Andy PepPep
          • Door_Matt

            I would disagree with your remark. See here: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fascism (Wiki is the clearest most concise explanation in this case)

            However, I do agree that the militancy of the opposition is somewhat distressing as well.

            But hey, I think politics blawg has caused enough unrest, we don’t need the C-Blawg turning into Charlottesville part 2

          • Andy PepPep

            I don’t even own a Charger. Also, I think this is the best representation of the spectrum. Both need strong government and force to exist. Both silence position with fear and violence. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/8b79ad777f4c7651c2fab07def865635ac83cd2523bdfe3cc50baceeb4a61680.jpg

          • Door_Matt

            Too soon? But I’ll give you points for the subtlety.

          • Andy PepPep

            No such thing.

          • Door_Matt

            Also, it’s a nice graphic, but it seems a bit skewed towards Libertarian ideals. You got a source where that came from?

          • Ungaba

            I dunno, but I choose ‘liberty’, please and thank you.

          • Andy PepPep

            I don’t know what’s skewed about it. Not sure, I’ve seen it before, though.

          • Door_Matt

            It’s skewed from the fact that you miss out on the important principal that keeps people from moving toward Libertarian ideals–anarchy. As much as freedom is good, evil will have its place in society and the evil alternative to libertarianism is anarchy. All sides must be considered in a well-defined argument.

          • HawtDoge

            Devil’s advocate here again! “Extreme” libertarianism is basically anarcho-capitalism right?

          • Door_Matt

            Somewhat? I think extreme libertarianism is “Fuck you kids! Get off my lawn”ism?

          • Andy PepPep

            Basically, yes.

          • HawtDoge

            YAY I GOT ONE RIGHT! 😀

          • Andy PepPep

            Perhaps that was the only admission, but I think the rest of the chart is very accurate.

          • SouthSideGeno

            Jefferson Rocks

          • Door_Matt

            TJ High football RULES!

          • Andy PepPep

            He’s my favorite. By far.

            When people fear the government, there is tyranny; when government fears it’s people, there’s liberty.

          • This reminds me of this couple I knew who were obsessed with Ayn Rand and being libertarian. They were by far the biggest assholes I’ve ever met, and took advantage of everyone they knew

          • HawtDoge

            I thought erreybody grew out of their Ayn Rand phase… too bad… #sad

          • Nope! One was a professor at a certain school!

          • Andy PepPep

            Let’s not go there.

          • HawtDoge

            Oh no…

          • Andy PepPep

            You know using a small number of people to judge all people is called “stereotyping”, right?

            I keep hearing that only conservatives do it, but it seems to be prevalent with most people, anecdotes aside.

          • If anecdotes are aside then why are you replying to an anecdote where I don’t even label all people like those people?

          • HawtDoge

            The previous Miss America came to a car wash at my office, it was weird. I had to follow her around with a boom mic all day. Yes, that IS what I call my member…

          • Ungaba

            That would be nice, wouldn’t it? But people play favorites all the time and it’s painfully obvious.

          • Andy PepPep

            See how ESPN treats Linda Cohn saying “yeah, I think politics has caused people to stop watching ESPN to some extent” (suspended) vs Jemele Hill saying “Donald Trump is a white supremacist” (no punishment).

            There are dozens of other examples.

          • SouthSideGeno

            HA! OH yeah…how could I forgotten Steve Doocy….wut a riot.

          • Andy PepPep

            Hoo?

          • HawtDoge
          • Door_Matt

            That is more creepy than soothing…

          • Ungaba

            No way, man! I’ve never wanted to touch an owl so much!

          • HawtDoge

            Maybe walk that back like two steps… hahahaha

          • Ungaba

            No, I mean it. I WANT TO TOUCH THAT OWL.

          • HawtDoge

            Ok, ok! I get it! L(° O °L)

          • SouthSideGeno

            I bet having one of those at yer house would do the trick.

          • Ungaba

            No doubt! But I would feel bad for the adorable wee squirrels.

            For about 10 seconds.

          • SouthSideGeno

            I’m calling the Owl Force National Guard for them to send you a squadron…Isn’t that under the Command of Supreme Brown Power Ranger Moonie now?

          • This is true. But they’re more stingy than funny in most cases. See: Nick DiPaulo (sp?), Artie Lange, etc

          • Every conservative comedian EVER’s shtick = “lol i hate things!”

          • MoonStanley

            “Lol don’t they suck?!”

          • Andy PepPep

            Again, stereotyping.

          • You and Ungaba stereotype liberals like it’s your job, as do most conservatives, it’s just endless strawman argument/jokes

          • Ungaba

            Wow, and this doesn’t happen the other way? Jeezus! A handful of scumbags show up in Charlottesville and all of a sudden all right wingers are nazis. Come on, man.

          • You’re stereotyping that all liberals claim that

          • Ungaba

            *ba dum, tissssssssssssssssssss*

          • HawtDoge

            I was trying to find the Python character with the hurt brain and look what this blog has done to me…
            https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/2ab3f9770d967db12e5462cf46bcc1873af7c9d23c65e6fa65d701e1a8fd648d.jpg

          • Andy PepPep

            Read any newspaper.

          • HawtDoge

            Which one? is there any good ones with funny pitchers?

          • Ungaba

            EVEN MANY OF THE COMICS ARE LEFTEST!!!!

            It’s exhausting.

          • SouthSideGeno

            Oh…the fake news?

          • Andy PepPep

            No, I’m asking if that’s the theme. I never said all.

          • Andy PepPep

            Example

          • Andy PepPep

            Bill Burr, Patrice O’Neill, some of the funniest people on the planet.

          • I didn’t know Patrice was a conservative, kind of surprised

            Burr can be funny, but most of his standup is still “LOL THINGS ARE DIFFERENT AND I DONT LIKE IT!”

          • Andy PepPep

            He’s the funniest comedian alive, imo.

          • HawtDoge

            Uh… hate to break it to you man… but….

          • Burr died years ago

          • SouthSideGeno

            I need Mitch Headburg reannimated

          • Andy PepPep

            (opinions)

            BB is highly regarded amongst other comedians.

          • Yeah so is Sam Kinison but he was a one-trick-pony unfunny hack imo

          • Andy PepPep

            I just hope you’re willing to see humor in people despite their politics. Imagine every comedian on television was five steps to the right of Bill Burr and they could only get work if they spouted their political beliefs constantly.

          • I’m on board. I don’t like the majority of “leftist” humor. Old Daily Show with Stewart was great.

            I still laugh at Last Week Tonight but that doesn’t mean you can’t cut through some of their overtly left bullshit.

            It was a big eye-opener to me when all the late night hosts gave Bernie Sanders the shaft and all acted like total shills for Hillary. That was my turning point of “Oh, these are all owned by companies who are promoting politics that treat them more favorably”. So I don’t pay any attention to Late Night TV anymore (like everyone else on the globe)

            That being said, when it pertains to stand up, most left-wing comedians are still much much funnier than right-wing to me. I still associate right-wing comedy as people just ranting about things they don’t like (Bill Burr, Bill Hicks), but then again Norm Macdonald is fairly conservative and he’s one of my favorites.

          • SouthSideGeno

            ‘Outlaw Biker’ level humorist…not my style either

      • Door_Matt

        Alex Jones is pretty funny.

        https://m.imgur.com/4EsSXFn

    • MoonStanley
  • lauriruu
    • PensPointsYourMom

      thank gawd! Though, I kinda wanna see Sid smoke those kids and then scream “IN. YOUR. MOTHER. FUCKING. FACE!!” at each one of them.

      • Jovi

        I would do it if was him. Then I would say, “joking…not jk”

    • Andy PepPep

      Is he practicing with Vegas?

  • lauriruu

    https://youtu.be/_YV9sFDOpZs

    TL;DW Russian player got 5+20 for kneeing. Finn 2+2+10 for being kneed (apparently for spearing???)

    • Andy PepPep

      Sounds like the NHL playoffs

  • Oh how I wish. “With an ashtray as big as a… really fuckin’ big brick”

  • Andy PepPep

    That’s really bad. Spearing?

    I officiated a HS league in Florida and I would have been fired for making that call. How do these clowns get away with it?

    • lauriruu

      Yeah… The Finnish commentator is first of all giving hell to the people responsible for the broadcast for not showing the replay… Then he just adds “should I just move onto the referees?”

      Overall KHL refs are on a whole different level of inconsistency compared to their Chel counterparts. Also, very biased, it seems.

      • Andy PepPep

        Corruption!? In Russia?!

  • HawtDoge

    Herlow errey-peeps, I need something to watch on Netflix or HBOGO. Something is going on at work, and everyone is locked in their offices and I’m just sitting here wondering if i’m still gonna have a job or whatnot and need something to distract me until 5 😀

    • New season of Narcos? I havent seen it yet

      • HawtDoge

        I still have to finish last season 😀

    • Door_Matt

      Trailer Park Boys. You can get some ideas for your next gig… Like Trailer Park Assistant Supervisor

      • sans the new season(s?)

        • Door_Matt

          I’m only on season 3 so far so I guess?

    • Good Eats

      • MoonStanley

        Cool Treats

      • Andy PepPep

        Best nonfiction show on tv.

    • MoonStanley

      See if you can find the documentary, Catching Hell.

    • Jovi

      Rouge one is on, if you like star wars.

    • Andy PepPep

      Seen OA yet?

      • HawtDoge

        Yeah, i liked it!

        • SouthSideGeno

          Liked it A LOT

    • I’ve only seen two episodes but The Fall was good (so far)!

    • Andy PepPep

      I’ve been watching old Curb Your Enthusiasm episodes. They’re great.

      • HawtDoge

        The christmas cookie episode is maybe my favorite. Or the dinner party… there are probably like a million i’m forgetting… ok I think i figured outwhat to watch 😀

        • Andy PepPep

          The one with the lost Yankees jersey is incredible.

        • The best episode is the one where Larry keeps talking about that little girls pussy

          • Even just typing those words made me laugh. Like her mom says “oh shes got a rash on her pussy” or something and he gets it in his mind that it’s OK to say that outloud to other people

      • SouthSideGeno

        I love Larry David’s comedy writing/sense of humor but I can’t watch him act/perform.
        His character makes me squirm in anxiety.

        • Andy PepPep

          So much cringe.

          • HawtDoge

            much wince!

        • HawtDoge

          This is how I feel about Ben Stiller in the “Meet the…” franshise. CAN’T STAND IT!

  • Andy PepPep

    Oh, I see. Haha.

  • Andy PepPep

    League is full!!!

    Draft is Oct 1st at 8pm eastern. It’s a Sunday. If there are any issues with that time, please let me know what day/time would be better.

    • SouthSideGeno

      You mean I can’t just go in and pick all the players I want now?

      HEY WAIT…Poldark on PBS returns that night at 8pm.

      Why can’t I just go in and pick all the players I want now?

      • Andy PepPep

        You can rank them to be picked automatically. Or you can watch your show for 10 minutes, make your selection, go back to your show for 10 minutes. Or you can FAST FORWARD to 2010 and get a DVR

        • SouthSideGeno

          HAHAHA…I have no fucking clue how this will work. But I’ll be ready on 10/1 @ 8pm EST.

          This is my 1st sports fantasy league so I hope there will be some coaching by yinz experienced experts, prior to draft day.

          1) Do we pick in some pre-determined order?
          2) I get Malkin or erreybody else dies?
          3) Do we pick announcers ( I call dibs on KT)

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