Recap 43: Sprong Island

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The Penguins decided that flying from Pittsburgh to New York Thursday night following their “game” against the Hurricanes and a BOMB CYCLONE DUN DUN DUN was a bad idea, so they took the often overlooked option of flying into New York early Friday morning. Obviously this can’t always be the case depending on distance needed to travel, but you have to wonder if that extra night of sleep in their respective beds instead of getting into a New York hotel at 1 am was the reason the team looked ready to play in this one. Pondering aside, this was my first trip to Barclay’s Center and I can say it is an absolute disgrace of a hockey arena and I am so glad that the Islanders and their fans are getting a new arena.

 

In fact Crosby going into this game had played 59 games against the Islanders, and has 103 points (32 goals, 71 assists) for a ridiculous 1.75 points per game. Can we tell Sid that they are always playing the Islanders?

Guentzel cooled down significantly in his last 15 games and only recorded 1 goal in that span. Regardless though, 29 goals in his first 82 games puts him in a nice spot (note that these totals are from 05-06 rookies forward).

Yet there were still people saying “trade Crosby” yesterday lolololololol.

After evaluating the line combinations the night before Sully decided to roll with these combinations to start the game:

This has been a trend of Sullivan’s so I’m not sure why we were shocked at all, when a player is called up they start on the third line for two games to get their timing down and then move up with Sid. The biggest correction made was removing Hunwick from Letang’s side in an attempt to hide him behind Oleksiak.

The period started off the way most fans felt last night

The Penguins started every period with Malkin’s line, so Hags was fired up to start the game I guess.

The Penguins didn’t take long to find their legs in the period and would finish the period with 13 shots, but Halak wasn’t having it. Tristan Jarry was also very good early:

Following a double digit shot period with no goals I guess it’s going to be another one of those games oh hello Sid. After Simon puts the puck on the boards Sid does the dirty work by getting a slick stick lift in the defensive zone, he then grabs the puck in the same motion and is off to the races.

DANIEL SPRONG Assisted by CROSBY (23) & SIMON (3) @ 0:41

Sid looks behind him first to sell the defender on a drop pass, he looks at the goalie second to sell shot, he then perfectly places the puck on Sprong’s stick. Just look at this window of opportunity that Sid finds at full speed:

The pass is insane, but look at this progression from defense to offense:

Puck sent up the boards towards an Islander who casually goes in with his stick

Islander stick not only lifted, but now the puck is in Sids skates and he has positioned himself between the defender and the puck

puck on Sids stick as he has started accelerating. Now look at the time stamps on the first and third images, this all took him one second.

Following the goal the Islanders were looking for a sign but instead took a penalty. After being blanked the night before on the powerplay the top unit looked hungry out there, and after some sweet passes and puck control the biscuit was on Geno’s table:

EVGENI MALKIN (15) Assisted by CROSBY (24) & KESSEL (28) @ 3:30 PPG

https://twitter.com/penguins/status/949453455906746368

Just Sid going skate to stick to Geno across the ice in half a second, at that point there is nothing left for a defense to do but pray the goalie gets a piece. The Russian bear makes sure Halak doesn’t get any of it with a perfect finish.

The Penguins were able to get to a four line system with the two goal lead which finally gave Sullivan a chance to evaluate the lines. He must’ve liked what he saw because there was very little tweaking compared to the last few games. As each line continued to get chances the puck was on Sids stick again, and this guy loves playing the Islanders.

SIDNEY CROSBY (15) Assisted by SPRONG & SIMON (4) @ 15:50

No clue why there isn’t a gif of the goal, but honestly Sid’s edgework is worth the video embed. Even though Sid has had more highlights in this game than most players have in their careers there are still these people:

ha, okay bub.

The Islanders would get a 5 on 3 powerplay with less than four minutes left, and the Pens defended the penalty with Sheahan-Kuhnhackl-Cole. Sullivan was so set on this group that he used his timeout after the first minute just to keep those three out there the rest of the way. The trio took away passing and shooting lanes perfectly and would kill both penalties. The Penguins wouldn’t be able to get a fourth in the period and the horn would put the Islanders out of their misery.

The Penguins outshoot the Islanders 19-9 in the period. Also the goal was Crosby’s 397th of his career.

Obviously a 3 goal lead gave Sullivan some flexibility with rolling the lines and the third period was all about letting those lines stick together throughout. It’s pretty obvious that Sullivan is high on the fourth line, as he should be. The Pens would get an early powerplay that saw Justin Schultz take over for Letang as the lone defender, but no dice.

Once again it was the first line doing some work down low, and after some great cycling by Sprong and Crosby it seemed the Islanders would prevail but they found a way to screw it up.

DANIEL SPRONG (2) Assisted by SCHULTZ (9) & CROSBY (25) @ 13:28

Snipe City Population Sprong. What a fucking shot.

The Islanders would get one more powerplay chance which resulted in a lot of booing from the natives, time would tick down and Tristan Jarry would earn the shutout.

GAME


Thoughts:

  • Tristan Jarry is playing really good hockey, I wouldn’t mind seeing him start the next game as well while Murray tries to figure things out. That being said, the team is not playing differently in front of Jarry than Murray just like they weren’t last year. Don’t start that shit again. It’s an illusion. Stop.
  • Speaking of goalies, Penguins prospect Filip Gustavsson (team Sweden) was voted best goalie of the World Juniors tournament. It’s always good to see prospects get early attention.
  • Riley Sheahan does a lot of things along the boards that don’t immediately result in goals so they go unnoticed often. Do yourself a favor and watch his board play sometime and you will immediately understand why the fourth line is becoming a possession machine
  • Speaking of line combinations:

  • Center TOI breakdown: Crosby 19:22, Malkin 18:10, Guentzel 10:56, Sheahan 17:13. Reaves with 9:13.
  • The third line didn’t look bad with Sheary (10:11) and Kessel (15:19, 4:02 PP time) on it. 11 minutes of 5v5 time might have to be bumped up for Kessel since they won’t be able to give him 4 minutes of powerplay time every night, but I feel the reduced minutes was more for Sullivan to help coach Guentzel. Overall the line finished with 7 shots (4 from Guentzel), and Guentzel finished with a 29% faceoff percentage
  • It’s hard to not get excited about a Penguins win, but it would be nice if one of these wins didn’t come against a team that is playing bad hockey for once.

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  • Midnight Rider

    Diggin the Crosby appreciation in the RadCap. He had a hell of a game; don’t know if it was the Islanders, or playing with young linemates (haha), or none of the above, but he is the best.

    Added the HP poll — Errey was an animal last night.

    • UlfSammySon

      Crosby looked like he was having fun again. When he’s feeling it, everything seems effortless for him.

      • Rad88

        I’ve been doing a lot of rewatching Sids season and he has been doing all of the things I pointed out today throughout, but goals aren’t coming so it is so easily forgotten about. I’m glad last night it finally all came together, but to be honest with you I think this has been one of Crosby’s best playmaking season of his career, the results just aren’t there yet

        • UlfSammySon

          He is definitely guilty of forcing plays and passing up shots sometimes, but I would never say his effort hasn’t been there. Also, being so used to Sid scoring probably does taint (haha) our vision of him when he’s not scoring – still making great plays, but nothing on the score sheet to show for it.

  • UlfSammySon

    Went to the game AND wrote a killer RADcap?

    Bravo, sir.

  • Rad88
  • PensPointsYourMom
    • UlfSammySon

      Brazilian Penguin Fart Porn

      • PensPointsYourMom

        well at least THAT PART’S like the internet.

  • PensPointsYourMom

    That first gif: at least Hags put something in the net….#babysteps

    • PensPointsYourMom

      That Guentzel stat chart comparing with other elite players is amazeballs, btw.

      • Rad88

        I tried to reproduce that chart on hockey-reference but couldn’t figure out how they did it.

  • UlfSammySon

    Holy Crap. They need to remake Mutant League Hockey next.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4juMwCm6uw

    • Rad88

      this looks like a fun drunk game. Really wish I still had NHL Hitz for that reason

      • UlfSammySon

        Heck yeah, I loved Mutant League Hockey. The new NHL games are too annoying to play.

        • Rad88

          I never played mutant league hockey. I stopped shelling out the $60 a year for each new NHL game in 2014. They just weren’t improving enough year per year, and from what I’ve heard I haven’t missed much

          • UlfSammySon

            You really haven’t. Using the stick to shoot was a pretty cool feature they added in like ’07, but since then it’s the same package with slightly better graphics every year.

          • MoonStanley

            they actually did a good job overhauling the passing and controls this year

    • Man I loved mutant league football, this is awesome!

  • PensPointsYourMom

    FYI: where players on the current roster were drafted:
    1st Round: Sid, Geno, Phil, She-bang, Cole, Maatta, Oleksiak,

    2nd Round: Sprong, Schultz, Dumo, Jarry

    3rd Round: Guentzel, Rust, Letang, Murry

    4th Round:

    5th Round: Reaves, Simon, Corrado

    6th Round: Hagelin

    7th Round: Hornqvist, Hunwick

    Undrafted: Knuckles, Sheary, Rowney, Ruhwedel

    For reference, the Oilers have 11 first round drafted players on their roster and 2 2nd rounders.

    • Rad88

      Hagelin, Hornqvist, Lundqvist (7th round). So strange that the Swede’s were drafted so late

      • j-b0t

        It’s because the scouts don’t actually go to Sweden and watch the games. They’re too busy eating gummy fish.

        • Rad88

          this is entirely plausible

          • PensPointsYourMom

            The Sedins, Backstrom, Karlsson, Kronwall, Landeskog, Hedman, Johansson, OEL, and Steen were all drafted in the 1st though, so its feast or famine for the swedes.

          • Rad88

            It seems that scouts in general weren’t taking Swedish leagues seriously until the last 6 or so years.

          • PensPointsYourMom

            Thats probably right. The Canucks esp. tons of swedish players on their roster.

      • PensPointsYourMom

        Oddly the Caps have 12 first rounders. There is only one Caps forward that was drafted below the second round (also 1 undrafted), only 5 players on their team drafted outside of the second round, including both of their goalies drafted in the 4th.

      • PensPointsYourMom

        Zetterberg also in the 7th, 6 shames on all NHL teams.

      • Ungaba

        Back when Horny and Babystuff were coming in, people still weren’t convinced Sweden had much to offer. They’ve since learned better.

    • PensPointsYourMom

      The Wild and Canucks lead the league with 15 1st round picks on their rosters. TBL has 7 (and 7 undrafted players). Hawks have 6. Bruins with the least at 5.

    • Penguin in Houston

      Hunwick should never have been drafted.

  • Rad88
    • Ungaba

      I’m happy that they got their wish. Almost had it last year but they won that last game.

    • SouthSideGeno

      So it will be really easy to the air squadron to target the stadium and get them all…eeeegcellent

  • j-b0t

    Goalie controversy ’18???

    • PensPointsYourMom
    • Rad88

      Jarry saves shirt?

      • j-b0t

        Oh man. Just gave me an awesome idea.

        • PensPointsYourMom

          Last supper redux with Jarry as Peter?

          • j-b0t

            Oh, it’s even better. But i can’t work on it until later.

          • PensPointsYourMom

            c’mon…Jarry will deny me, three times he’ll deny me.

          • SouthSideGeno

            …before the cock crows

          • Andy Pepperqvist

            Pontius Rob Rossi will turn Murray over to the Pittsburgh Media to be crucified.

          • PensPointsYourMom

            Is DK judas, or is it Kingerski?

          • Andy Pepperqvist

            Yohe is Judas, DK is the Roman Soldier, Kingerski is Barabus.

          • PensPointsYourMom

            wow…that’s elaborate, but entirely reasonable

          • SouthSideGeno

            Anti Chryst Niemi

          • Penguin in Houston

            Gudas = Judas

  • SouthSideGeno

    Great re-RAD cap-Doc.

    Did you have fum at the game and all day on yer Burfday?

    • Rad88

      the game was fun, we got really decent seats luckily for $25. They were labeled limited view but for the price we took the risk, turns out they are one of the only seats where you can see the away team shoot twice. The Islander fans were pretty cool too, so much sorrow and pain in their voices as the game went on. Couldn’t go to the distillery because the power was out unfortunately

      • SouthSideGeno

        Well…you ‘de-still’ had a great game to go to : /

        30

  • SouthSideGeno

    Predikshun: When the statistical correction arrives for this team it will rain goals…hopefully by after the break.

    WE’RE STILL WINNIN THIS 3rd THING!

    Going to a funeral today…guy couldn’t wait 2 months for friggen ‘Sprong’ to arrive???…jeebus…izat too …COLD

  • PensPointsYourMom

    @notRad88:disqus I’m over at QuantHockey playing around with the age distribution, country of origin pie charts etc. Its pretty interesting here
    http://www.quanthockey.com/nhl/teams/pittsburgh-penguins-players-2017-18-nhl-stats.html

    you can toggle the team by clicking on the average age chart at the top.

    • SouthSideGeno

      Dear Batman…Please tell me who will win tonight in the game between Nashville & LA?
      (And I’d like a 5 speed, black & gold spider bike with a banana seat and a sissy bar.)
      Thank you
      ssg

  • Andy Pepperqvist
    • PensPointsYourMom

      #BicRip

      • Andy Pepperqvist

        Worst product ever.

    • Jovi

      what a chick move. LOL.

      • Penguin in Houston

        Little Bitch, never liked Kadri.

        • SouthSideGeno

          ouch!

        • xpensfanSC

          i never liked thornton.

    • SouthSideGeno

      Hey…you play with that long hair itz gon get ripped…just like if you play with that long ‘stick’…RIPPED

    • Oh my god this is horrible

  • Penguin in Houston
  • SouthSideGeno

    Going funeraling…see yinz later ; )

    • Penguin in Houston

      Oh no! What happened?

      • SouthSideGeno

        Guy died…not immedate family…but family none the less. You know…really good, close friend.

        I’m pissed he couldn’t wait till warmer weather.

        • Sorry to hear that bud

        • Penguin in Houston

          Sarry Geno

  • PensPointsYourMom

    Pens put Corrado on waivers.

    • Rad88

      Dan is still worried about the team not filling that 13th forward spot yet
      https://twitter.com/Budmoonshine/status/949693337375830017

      • PensPointsYourMom
      • Ungaba

        His account is like a car crash you have to keep watching.

        • Rad88

          right? I almost read his articles for the same reason. Today’s title:
          “Sprong in Their Step, Pens Cook Fish Stix 4-0”

          • Ungaba

            That’s the second fish stix reference I’ve seen. I don’t get it.

          • Rad88

            the islanders are fishermen, so the penguins stole their fish, cleaned them and cut them into sticks, then breaded them and cooked them

          • PensPointsYourMom

            that’s….a stretch.

          • Rad88

            I just see him complimenting himself mentally with a smirk as he came up with that title

          • PensPointsYourMom

            a real “Ahi! moment”…I’m here all week.

          • randy

            I was with your mom all week, and it was a series of “Aho! Moments”

          • MoonStanley

            do you like fish sticks?

          • PensPointsYourMom

            do you like to put fish sticks in your mouth?

          • Door_Matt
          • Rad88

            if only we had a good picture of kingerski’s face for this

          • PensPointsYourMom

            Soo…moonshine likes fish sticks?

    • Ungaba

      Poor Frankie. Oh wait, nvm, I don’t care about Frankie.

    • Door_Matt

      Good! Hopefully another team will claim him. Pens just don’t have space in their system right now

  • PensPointsYourMom

    Pens PK is now 12th in the league. 3rd best since Nov. 15. Last year they were 20th for the season.

  • God, there is some really good #HP for this game

    • Ungaba

      Yes, but I’m sick of voting for Errey

      • PensPointsYourMom

        are you sick of Sid being the best player in the world too?

      • SouthSideGeno

        I luv the guy but won’t vote for him again…unless he comes right out and says fuck or something

  • PensPointsYourMom

    Goalie GP pace for:

    Lunny -70
    Vaselevskiy- 70
    Howard – 70
    Mike Smith (CGY) – 70
    Bob – 68
    Hellybuck (WPG) – 68
    Andersen -68
    Quick -66
    Schneider – 64
    Allen – 63
    Gibson – 62
    Holeby – 62
    Rinne – 62
    Murray – 60
    Rask – 56
    Darling – 51
    MAF (Can’t play more than 53, 11GP so far – due to injury)

    The average number of GP for cup winning goalies over the past 21 years is 53. Only six times in 21 years has a goalie won the cup playing more than 60 regular season games. Only 3 of those goalies played more than 65 games, and Brodeur accounts for two of those 3 (Quick in 2012 with 69 GP is the other).

    Bonus stat: over the last 10 years the average number of GP by the cup winning goalie is 49. Murray played 49 games last year.

    • Rad88

      Hopefully Murrays number drops more with Jarry showing great form. And holy shit what is Tampa doing!?!?

      • PensPointsYourMom

        going all in. The Oilers did the same thing last year. Re: TBL, with Budaj hurt, their option is Domingue, in 7 games in the NHL this year (ARZ), he is 4.33 GAA, .856 sv%. So they really don’t have a choice. Budaj is 3.80/.878 so its not like thats going to be a much better option when the time comes.

        • Rad88

          they could’ve had Niemi

        • Ungaba

          We are again blessed with a capable backup. The Niemi experiment seems like it didn’t even happen.

  • Ungaba
  • PensPointsYourMom

    not the dumbest thing to come out of florida, not even close.

    • Ungaba

      Agreed. But I would love to have seen that. A bunch of hissing (do they hiss?) lizards wigging out in a 1997 Toyota Corolla with some guy swatting at them and then running into a tree. Iguanas erreywhere.

      • Finn Bonzalez

        “While iguanas are not known to make a lot of noise, they do create sounds akin to sneezing or snorting. When excess salts from food and the environment collect in their bodies, it is sneezed out as a gritty, watery discharge from its nostrils. People might also hear whipping iguana sounds as their tails slice through the air. “

  • PensPointsYourMom

    Its negative something outside and I’m watching shitty action movies on FXX, am I 15 again?

  • PensPointsYourMom

    Im gonna come right out and say it. GMJR frked up be resigning Sheary instead of Bonino.

    • Rad88

      Bonino and Sheahan as the 1-2 PK centers?! Good night

    • j-b0t

      Bonino didn’t want to come back though, right? And i thought people have been insisting that he’s signed for a lot more than he’s worth.

      • PensPointsYourMom

        My recollection is that GMJR said “FAs go test the market and let me know.” And Bones signed with NSH. I have to think we could have had him for a matching offer. I don’t ever remember him saying he wasn’t gonna resign in PIT. Cullen did.

  • PensPointsYourMom
  • Rad88

    “The FLyers with their first 2 goal first period since Novemember 18th” must be the Pennsylvanian water

    • MoonStanley

      capital L for Losers

    • Penguin in Houston

      Beaver water

  • j-b0t

    Reddit saying Jarry should be the starter.

    It’shappening.gif

    • PensPointsYourMom

      Reddit: where your dumb ass uncle would live if he got sucked into Tron.

    • Rad88

      A pens fan at the game last night told me that Jarry is better than Murray, the goalies should be MAF and Jarry right now with Murray in Vegas, and I’m crazy if I think Hunwick has been worse than Letang

  • MoonStanley

    FLyers go up 4-0 and play the chicken dance haha

  • jones

    So how about “Kill Rock Stars” line for the 4th unit? “KRS”, got it?

    • Or just KRS-Won

      • jones

        THIS ^^ We may claim it.

  • MoonStanley

    Blues pulled their goalie at 5:30, down 5-2, for 6v5, and scored after a minute. Neat.

    5-3

    • PensPointsYourMom

      call me if they come back and win.

      • MoonStanley

        i hope that happens so much

      • MoonStanley

        took a full minute of o-zone time for FLyers to hit an open net. hahha. 5-6 missed shots

  • owyn999

    I liiiiiiive, thanks to Vlad for the heads up

  • SouthSideGeno

    My ded buddy is still ded…food was good.

    Wud I miss?

  • SouthSideGeno

    Who’s gonna win tonight…the Kings at home or the Pred’s at LA?

    • PensPointsYourMom

      heads I win, tails you lose? I’d go Preds, but I won’t be responsible if it frks up your fantasy sports.

      • SouthSideGeno

        I’m going with Johnny Quick at home FTW…but if they lose…I’ll blame you of course.

  • PensPointsYourMom

    Whoa, did yinz see that Mariota TD pass?

    • Rad88

      I thought this was supposed to be a KC blowout? I just turned it on. Been trying to make a presentation for 6 hours and procrastinating like a mother

      • SouthSideGeno

        Never forget the TITans (buncha Mularky)

        Chiefs = rassis + Fat Andy

  • PensPointsYourMom

    Broons up 5-1 on the Turdicanes, still in the 1st. I’m a 1 night Broons fan I guess.

    • Rad88

      That means Broons would beat us 11-2?

      • PensPointsYourMom

        Don’t we have the Broons tomorrow? Guess we’ll find out.

        • Midnight Rider

          Yep, at the Paint Can

  • PensPointsYourMom
    • Midnight Rider

      “was bleeding his own blood” … as opposed to bleeding someone else’s blood?

    • SouthSideGeno

      *Frozen Chicklets

    • Penguin in Houston

      Is he gonna keep them in a jar?

  • PensPointsYourMom

    Dear Gary,

    Ref cams for every game please.

    Thanks,

    Your mom.

    • Midnight Rider

      Dear Gary,

      BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

      –Your mom

      • PensPointsYourMom

        While I would TOTALLY send that letter, it isn’t gonna help get ref cams for every game.

        • Midnight Rider

          I was going for the “even Gary’s mom boos him” angle.

          • PensPointsYourMom

            ah, gotcha. I missed it.

          • Midnight Rider

            Wasn’t a great joke. I’ll try harder next time.

          • PensPointsYourMom

            No worries.

  • SouthSideGeno

    Nefl & Chel Officials = Diarrhea & Vhamitt

  • Midnight Rider

    SSG, I think I got the hang of the HPP. Sign me up through game 60!

    • PensPointsYourMom

      That’s a thankless job, you’re my hero.

      • Midnight Rider

        SSG has put in a ton of work doing it solo all this time. Not to mention all the gifs he made for it.

        • PensPointsYourMom

          Geno does it solo a lot.

          • Midnight Rider

            Oh WE know, he’s not shy about sharing the details.

  • Midnight Rider

    Broons up 6-1 on the Canes midway through the second. Get all those goals out of your system before tomorrow night, Boston.

    • Penguin in Houston

      Bergeron is on a tear.

      • PensPointsYourMom

        maybe he found a witch who will cure his uglies if he scores enough goals.

    • PensPointsYourMom

      and cost the Canes a GP with no points.

    • PensPointsYourMom

      I really wish I got that game instead of VAN vs TOR HNIC

  • PensPointsYourMom

    7-1 Broons

    • PensPointsYourMom

      HAHA…Ward gave up 2 goals on 2 shots against. Darling gave up 5 on 16 shots. 7 goals on a 18 shots 38.8 s%! .611 sv%

  • PensPointsYourMom

    soo…#jagrwatch2018? (imagine a person saying that with so little enthusiasm it sounds like sarcasm)

    • Finn Bonzalez

      “Is he going to retire or not?”

      • PensPointsYourMom

        my guess is that he will quit the Flames and go play in the olympics…after that who knows.

  • PensPointsYourMom

    Thanks Arizona, couldn’t even finish off the Rags after 65 minutes.

  • So I’m in an airbnb in Toronto right now, amazing apartment complex with a hot tub and pool.

    I’m in the changing room and see three showers.

    shower 1 is in use
    shower 2 has no curtain
    shower 3 is broken

    So I rinse off in the curtainless shower. But not before a short “You’re not in 8th grade anymore, you have somewhat hit puberty by now, no one will laugh at your naked body, you have a beautiful wife” peptalk

    Finally I take the plunge and change/shower in the nude with no curtain.

    Then I hear grunting. Lots of grunting and weird hissing noises. Honestly it kind of sounded like someone was being attacked by a grunting snake.

    I turn around to see an old asian male in shower 1 jerking off. That’s my night. Hello

    • j-b0t

      Comment of the year candidate

      • Only 6 days in, too!

        • j-b0t

          it’s all downhill from here

    • Jovi

      Hahahaha. Did you bring Lysol with you?

      • Jovi

        Wait, was he jerking off to naked you or was it just in the other stall?

        • I edited my comment to be more descriptive while not being too descriptive. The curtain was half pulled back.

          • Jovi

            Oooooo, so you’re a creeper; check.

          • At least I’m polite enough to wait until a few minutes ago to jerk off

          • SouthSideGeno

            Were you envisioning old Asian guy?

    • PensPointsYourMom

      I have so many questions, not one of them is appropriate. You’re not in the 8th grade, or Kansas, anymore. Be flattered.

      • Jovi

        Mmmmmmm, yeah, gonna leave this alone

    • Door_Matt

      That’s what you get for a shared bathroom AirBNB

      • It’s a pools bathroom lol

    • SouthSideGeno

      Wow…dude…lol…yer just living right I guess.

    • Finn Bonzalez

      What happened next?

    • Ungaba

      I see that you are taking my advice to heart, Bren: do what you can, where you can, with what you have. And now you’ve gone and made Geoge Takei’s brother a happy man!

  • Jovi

    Who’s owny99?

    • I think it’s Vlad. Who is Hibbits.

      • Jovi

        Oh god, not this again.
        Is Hibbits also the old 29er?

        • No, that’s Mooney

          • Jovi

            That rat bastard!

          • j-b0t

            I told everyone this like, seconds after 29er appeared and no one believed me!

          • The ‘Ole 29’er

            Incorrect.

          • The ‘Ole 29’er

            Not Mooney.

    • Door_Matt

      Who is Jason Irving?

      • Jovi

        Tu Padre

  • SouthSideGeno
    • PensPointsYourMom

      …rapier

      • SouthSideGeno

        …chipped hannyier

  • PensPointsYourMom

    …I’m still waiting for Bren to tag that anecdote “#metoo”

    • Midnight Rider

      I’m trying to figure out if it was a metaphor for something, or just an elaborate “an old dude jerked off to me showering” humblebrag.

      • PensPointsYourMom

        When life gives you lemons…

        • PensPointsYourMom

          But yeah, knowing Bren this is probably the beginning of an overly elaborate deez nutz joke.

        • SouthSideGeno

          …”squeeze em till the juice runs down yer leg?”

          • PensPointsYourMom

            ….throw a lemon party

          • Midnight Rider

            Take those lemons into a public shower without a curtain and act surprised when some old dude faps to your lemons?

  • SouthSideGeno

    PPYM…you were right…Frken Gnashville…it’s all yer fault : /

    • PensPointsYourMom

      Sorry dude.

      • SouthSideGeno

        Hahaha…*note to self…always listen to Batman

        • PensPointsYourMom

          That’s probably a really terrible idea.

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