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Fin and I need tickets…2 but perhaps 3 if my wife want’s to tag along. Is that in any way doable for perhaps the November 22 game against The Black Cocks?
18th is Blackchodes. 22nd is Wankhoover.
we should get a bunch of people out to a game..
I’m in and can probably put up a few “out-of-towners” if you like sleeping on couches and egg sammiches for breakfast.
Oh, right you are…18 then Ung.
Nothing set in stone yet…just checking on availability at this point.
LOWER please…if possible.
Yessah, on it sah, back to you soon sah!
you should write a letter to Finnish Parliament and get Maatta to comp us a box, that’s how that works right?
I’m sure you can fake being MR, right?
As if they were able to get ANYTHING done…
write a letter to Maatta, and tell him you’re a fellow countryman with embarrassing pictures of him passed out on his balcony
LOL. Now that might work.
Great idea…go over to Olli’s bunk and ask him to cough up some tickets….yinz all sleep in the same tribal longhouse over der, right?
That’s the kind of thing that seems to happen a lot in Russia.
I had the same exact thought!
Woah woah woah. Wankouver? Watch it buddy. I’d hate to go to a Canada vs Finland game in Hellstinky. Rot Fartsmell is the mayor there? Ok that was too harsh wasn’t it?
It’s just that they are not the Penguins.
Sadly no, but they were the equivalent to the Craps in 2011. League leading GF, GA, PP, PK, diff. President’s trophy, etc. Good times until the whole city burnt down.
I will reach out soon and let you know.
Preference on location? Lower or upper bowl?
Does Ung work for the Pens or something?
He’s VP of Hannys
so he lives by me in Wexford…
that, or he’s got really long arms.
Nah, he’s Pedro’s cousins with all the sweet hook-ups
Soooo… what would rest of the schedule look like? I am free as a bird for five working days, so I’d like to spend possibly a week in the land of ‘Murica. How does this work with yinz?
You fly in on Thursday, we drive to PGH on Friday, go to the game on Saturday…I come home on Sunday…you GTFO…how’s that : D
That’ll do fine 😀
hahaha…we can figure something out…but I havt’a be back for work on Monday.
Maybe, if I deliver you, one of those PGH jags will take you for the rest of the trip???
But then you’d have to build that into your travel plans…just a thought.
I am sure we’ll find a solution! I’ll bring a tent just in case, and sleep by the Rocky statue.. if need be.
Um, that’s in Philthy…you could return with me on Sunday…but I am not leaving you alone in my house for days at a time, with my dog. We doan want puppies. Especially not mixed breed Fin-Doxies
Do you think I’ll be able to Escape from New York on 23rd of Nov.? :S
Doan see why not. You could take a train into NYC from Philly on Monday, hang out there for as long as you can avoid Homeland Security then head back to Finville whenever you wan to? Or, whatever….we have time to figure it out.
Maybe Jovi will kidnap you and take you back to Nashville as her prisoner?
There would be worse fates than being kidnapped by her…
I’ll figure it out… surely. Does all public transportation operate normally on Thanksgiving Day?
Turkey rides are free on Thanksgiving day.
Migh hafta get up there.
*hafta get up there.
I’d probably be available to hang whenever
The Blawg doesn’t keep you too busy? 😉
Took a LONG time to write this, so I can’t make any promises
It would be most delightful!
“We” like them.
Speak for yourself
WE are ALL penguins fans on this blessed day
WHERE’S THE PORN???
please login to my server with all your credit cards, kthnx
Nice try… blocked in the US.
try pouring maple syrup into your USB port #canadianIT
On behalf of PPyM, sorry.
Cock blocked by ur own country. Damn.
I like the Penguins okay, but can’t stand their fans.
Their fans aren’t terrible, but their blogs… woofyikes
Their blawg has HAWT HAWKEY chicks though
Oh yeah, I’ll be in Philly on Thursday and Friday, out(in)side of your mom, anything I should see @SouthSideGeno:disqus ?
The inside of your eyelids
I’m in KOP all week again.
And not Philly proper? Sounds like KOP out
I really honestly doan know. I’ve been away from home so much over the past two months I can’t even tell you what’s going on down there. Heading back out again to Oregon this weekend.
Been down there and seen most everything of a historical nature, you can of course find all that shiz on the interweb…not into the club scene any longer so no clue where to tell you to go for that. Museums and Constitution Hall are very cool.
Maybe UNG will come visit you…KoP is a quick 20 minute drive down the Schuylkill to the City.
Nope, I’m outta here on Thursday afternoon. And I haven’t attempted to venture into the city from here, mainly because of time constraints. Shame – I’d like to be in the city proper again.
I have jury doody on Thursday…then I’m out on Friday.
hahaha…you better make us a Styrofoam stanley cup like J-b0t did.
I think I’m gonna make a styrofoam Guillotine and get myself excused.
Geno Allen Poe
Mutter museum was pretty cool when I was there. A bit pricey though for how big it is. It was rainy, so my bandmate and I didn’t get to do much walking around. People did mention some type of gardens downtown to walk through.
Beer Gardens…literally…Outdoor Gardens that are micro-breweries/bars where you can go and hang out and booze….actually these are pretty cool.
I just legit spent 5 minutes trying to think of a must-see thing in Philly that wasn’t a museum or history related and I couldn’t… so…
There is a lot of good food though, which I know you’re into, so look into that 😀 I had the best burger of my life at The White Dog Cafe in University City.
If you haven’t been to the art museum you really should go unless you hate art museums. It has a lot of stuff that will have you saying “holy shit, we talked about this piece in art history class”, so that’s pretty cool.
I agree with Ulfy down below, Mutter museum is cool if you don’t mind weird medical oddity stuff.
And most importantly, BE YOURSELF AND HAVE FUN OUT THERE
White Dog (poop), you say?
Whelp, there goes the ONE PLEASANT MEMORY I HAD OF PHILADELPHIA!
THANKS MOONEY! 😀
I THINK that’s why I’m here? 😀 😉
“I Think, therefore I Moon.”
Put that on my gravestone, baby!
your mother’s museum has enough weird medical oddities, so I’m all set thanks.
So is this a double-reverse rip or something? Because you’re banging his mom and stuff, right?
peel back the layers baby….
Ew, is that a medical reference?
Yeah, I don’t wanna know…
that’s strange, I dressed up as a mega-colon for Halloween last year.
Oh, that’s what you were!!! I thought you were an earthworm.
Yeah, no thanks.
But I bet Dr. Radenwhackjob will go with you if you get 2 tickets…
see the statue of the guy from a movie about boxing that never existed.. because Philly doesn’t have real champions.
IKR?!??!?!?!?!? They have Ben Franklin and a broken bell and some old shit that nobody cares about.
Oh, and crime. LOADS of that around. And bad schools.
And Bill Cosby will drug you and touch you but also pay for your degree if you look like are the progeny of a Harlem Globtrotter and a tank.
I’ll let Bill touch me if he pays off my student loans….
This is, BY FAR, the MOST controversial post that I’ve ever seen on this site…
Wow… just… wow…
I’m not sure if I feel comfortable here anymore…
Your a cuck.
I don’t have a wife or girlfriend, my dude
Oh. Ok. I don’t really know what a cuck is anyway 😉
that kid in that meme
Aww I was hoping someone would recognize misspelling “you’re” as part my comedic genius. *fail*
It was a solid joke, but my languor ruined it
Doan let yer langour, linger
Need me a NAP
thanks asshole, now I have the Cranberries stuck in my head.
Freeze it right der, Moonie. Are you implying that the Cranberries have another song?
Aren’t you supposed to be living in the mountains somwhere?
I’ll be memeing from the mountains this time next week. I’ll go radio silent until then, if requested
Not requested, silly. Just wondering when you were off to Nowheresville, TN.
texas sized 10-4?
fuckin’ De-gens from up-country
Crazy, way too verbose today Brenn.
What’s sad is that he’s been working on it since the 4th.
I suggest erreyone to hold on to the butt nearest to you because November is not that far away.
This is horrible… and fantastic all at the same time.
Take it easy Fritzy…Air travel is really safe these daze…can you hang onto this backpack for me?
Good ol Josef “World’s Best Dad” Fritzl?
Shit. It just occurred to me that although Paul got his walking papers, we’re stuck with plywood Jay Caufield for another season.
At least until Mario catches him banging the Queen…
“Hold it right there Nathalie.”
If you notice… the offensive zone is being penetrated… later I’ll show the defensive zone penetration… Caufield and Mario are boys, he will have a job forever.
“Ya just can’t leave that backdoor unprotected and not expect to get scored on. Watch him slam it home here.”
Totally Mario’s wing man.
this conversation is in bad taste. No body should even talk about the Master’s grapes.
Baby steps. The guy that talks the most is gone first, and that’s a big first step.
They both talk a lot and neither says anything wort hearing…you really think Paul was worse?
I’m happy he’s out-enzie but he at least he had a HawkeyPorn redeeming quality.
Jay’s gotz nuttin IMO
Paul had no redeeming qualities, period. And I won’t even bother watching another parade if he’s the MC.
He was the 2nd leading Porn Scorer on the team last season.
He’s like the Malkin of Hawkey Porn.
Give him the silver dildo!
Only when we can pry it from the cold, dead cheeks of UNG.
Just make sure I’m dead when you try to pull it out. I don’t want to be awake for that.
**puff of dust & smoke**
*accompanied by the screeching sound of Stainless Steel on rusty Iron ass.
“I’ll give you my dildo when you pry it from my cold, dead ass”
Said Charlton Himpaste with his last dying gasp…
The pens haven’t lost back-to-back games since February of the 63-64 season, that’s 184,000 games since then.
Are you OK? I call bullshit, but I feel like there’s a joke that I’m missing.
(shhhh, I think he’s off his meds)
frk you! I’ll eat all the rubber hosing in your car like goddamn sulphuric acid, then poop it in a stinky rubber fart pile inside a paper bag, then light it on fire and burn down your patio furniture!
(yup, off his meds)
Oh, I was thinking that was standard response for him.
Awwww…izat PPYM…he’s a cute lil dikens
Yeah, its like some shit Paul would say.
I think that was his going away present.. and he proved why he needs to go away, trying to start chants like we are Nashville and never won anything before..
We need SOME homers on the crew!!! Jay is hilarious
…for me to poop on!!!!
You never saw him playing virtual poker by himself, haha.
Honestly though, he taught me a lot with those breakdowns as I grew up. He’s not an idiot like Paul
He’s an idiot not like Paul…the same, butt different
FREEZE IT RIGHT THERE!
Here, we have Geno comparing Paul to myself.
**circles Pauls head**
**draws a line from Paul to himself**
is related to myself by way of the Penguins
**circles himself, and draws loop back to Paul**
Now, what we have here… wait… I just drew a dick.
That’s my favorite thing that he does. He always throws a ‘yup’ in at the end when it’s no longer his turn to talk. It’s like an OCD thing.
Yup : /
I fucking love Jay.
Makes sense, he’s like a doofy but lovable robot that is constantly malfunctioning and on the verge of a complete shutdown, but you love him anyway.
Hmmmmm….sounds like someone else we know and love….lemmie think
That movie does not hold up well. Of course, anything with Steve Guttenberg is pretty much that way, aside from maybe the first Police Academy
Oh come on. Give me one other thing that he’s done that’s worth remembering.
Oh damn, got me there. Great movie.
Doan hold back…what have I tole you…no sugar coating?
I watched that movie a dozen times, easily. But looking back on it now… yikes.
Whereas I will watch The Breakfast Club from any point that it’s on through the end every time I see it on the guide.
I watched fast times at Ridgmont High this weekend. It was all downhill from there for Shaun Penn.
HA! I did too, Mr Hanny
frking Judge Reinhold….also tho…tiddays.
Iconic tidday shot of all time.
Gnarly! I 100% agree. Bad Boys was pretty good for him too though. I think that’s what it was called… he went to jail, bully put a booger in his grean beans… he beats up a Mexican…
so basically he fulfills the Trump campaign promises?
So you’re saying it’s been too many days without politics for you?
no I was kidding really. That was an odd litany of acts. I haven’t seen that Bad Boys, just one that probably embarrasses Will Smith.
Good lord that’s lazy.
lolololol “Mick O’Brien” lemme guess, he’s got an italian friend named Linguine Wopniole and Scottish friend named Hagis McKiltlarny
Doan forget Stosh Polonski
Well, he had a jewish cellie named ‘Horowitz’ and he beat up a Mexican named Paco Moreno.
Girlfriend, played by Ally Sheedy no less, was J.C. Walenski.
So… yeah. Purt near.
mmmm Ally Sheedy
She made the 80’s stiffer…
way better than stupid stuck up Molly Ringworm
‘Shitty in Stink’
That’s definitely the porn parody.
Gotta go with yer strengths, right?
Two in the Pretty, one in the stink.
Reasonable. And shocking.
*U = FIRE
Before she ran her face into ‘plastic-meatgrinder’
OK…’we’ shouldn’t do this…I’m on day 4 no of tobacco…I will fuken kill something.
I miss tobacky. Some days. But every time I think I can try it again and have a drag it makes me want to puke.
Good for you, bub!
I TOTALLY UNDERSTAND. This is the 5th time I’ve quit in the last 10 years or so.
Errey time, 6-8 months after I am smoke free I go buy one or two cigars thinking “I can just have one errey now and again”…two weeks later, I wake up in Cuba on a plantation growing the shit.
uh-oh : O
I was in Police Academy 5 as an extra. Still got the cop hat and badge. I pull people over for fun now.
Johnny 5! …underrated movie.
Loved that movie when it was first out.
GoT this Sundeeeee night!!! That’s almost as good as hawkey.
Is erreybody a FARGO fan? I just binged the 1st season…pretty good.
I started my season 6 refresher last night. So stoked. Can’t wait for the GoT. Dragons bitches.
I’ma havt’a dew dat.
Goin out on a limb here and guessing Khaleesi wins GoT.
Didn’t read the books so I doan know for sure but I can’t see anybody beating up dem dragoooons.
They’ll solve Kings Landing in the first 4-5 episodes, I’m waiting for the great war to come, dragons vs white walkers and shit!
Rocks, Paper Scissor…Fire melts Ice, right?
Oh yeah, Yara is gonna get it on with the Martel woman….mmmmmm
Remember, there will be an 8th season.
Nope – 8th season was announced. I swear it.
Huh… an anagram of ‘boing’, interestingly enough…
Go hang a salami I’m a lasagna hog
those greedy diks! Lemme guess, the series will end with Khaleesi sitting a Jersey diner with her family, and the screen will just go black, fade in “Dont Stop Believin” piano riff?
I thought it was over after 7.
The show is well ahead of the books now. Nobody knows WTF is going on.
Khaleesi beds Snow – fire & ice – white walkers melt – Bran the Third Eye takes over a dragon in final combat.
I just wonder who kills Cersei. THAT will be a cheer-worthy episode. My money is on Tyrion.
Tyrion, in the gazebo, with the silver dildo?
I want to see how the Mountain dies.
Izat The Hound under there? I still think since we didn’t see him actually die…???
The Hound lives.
It’s his brother, the mountain, who got poisoned by the guy from the place where they poison erreyone in that trial by combat thing that happened what seems like forever ago… 😀
You are officially old and auff yer rocker.
If you don’t know the difference between the Hound and the Mountain, you’re gunna have to go back more than one season, bucky.
I did watch the entire thing but I doan remember that…fuk. Thanks for clearing that up.
But I still think that Hound…might just still be alive.
YES HE IS ALIVE.
Leave work early and go watch Season 6 immediately.
Last season, right? How dafuq do I not recall this?
I swear I will my leige…*on one knee, fist to heart salute
spoiler alert: he finds Jesus, then the Brotherhood comes and burns down their church and the hound goes on a murderous rampage. I don’t remember what happens after that.
Also, I have no idea how you do that font with the hidey-ness but it’s super fun.
“” with “spoiler” written in between the carrots then at the end carrots again with “/spoiler” in them, or you can consult disgust help.
“” tits “”
fuckywucks…I used to be able to do this…
He’s older… it takes him a couple of tries.
unless it’s yer mum
IT guy, eh?
sometimes I can get your mom to work if I pull the cable out, count to 30 and put it back in
you left out a T
outside the carrots? or inside? or both/all?
anywhere. I just used quotes to set it apart in my description because I can’t type the actual thing.
OH…riiiiiight…now I rememory
It’s been so fuken long …I hate that it takes so long between seasons.
I feel like it has to be fire. A dragon will be required to end that thing.
I started season one of Fargo and never finished it… not sure why… GoT on the other hand…
I just rewatched the last season so I doan have too many brain farts trying to member what dah hell’s goin on 😀
Only 7. Frking. Episodes.
That’s not enough episodes.
70 would not be enough…right?
Finished all 3 seasons of fargo. Pretty great. New season I wasn’t sure of, but Nikki Swango killed it.
hello new person
I’ll have to get into it at some point, my lover-ly wife watched the first season and had been asking me to catch up so we can finish together…. *waits patiently*
*EDIT: HELLO OLD FRIEND!*
also what she said
This is FANTASTIC.
And I thought I was good at wasting time.
I’ll check this later from home…
That was pretty amazing…yinz sloths are ok after all.
I LOVE Fargo. Season 1 is my favorite, but theyre all great
Why can I not see this thing?
Put on yer dragon glasses….
thats what she said.
Adult World sells em I think ; )
The emoji? you have to add an extension to your browser.. or the photo?
Emoji I can see fine.
Oh, and after I refreshed I can see the picture now as well.
So much for frkin’ Faksa:
2.2 per, that’s not bad.
This post is a 10/10. I love it. Probably my favorite yet.
I’m not kidding.
Izat yer eggplant talking?
This post has reinvigorated my eggplant (it was actually a radish).
That’s wut she said
Starts as a radish… finishes as an eggplant.
“Dude looks like a Raaaadish”
She actually said “that’s a RADISH?!?” and her eyes became like two voracious singularities desperate to consume all that were pulled into their entranced, black gaze.
That’s when the dark matter splooges out into the verse, right?
Ok, so it’s not just me… 😀
Executing bot translation- target dialect: modern American, breathing status=mouth….
She got dem eyes like “got DAYUM i needs me to sucky that D!”
Too far off the end of the scale the other way.
Your mom looooooovvvvess, the dik-bot
*same as above
*pissing pants laughing at work
Iginla needs to retire, like, last year.
And dad needs to keep on truckin’
One more year dad. ONE MORE YEAR.
Did yinz know they played hockey in Israel?
Yuh…isn’t that where Jewcie is from : /
Fun factoid: my co-worker, from Boston, went to school and is good friends with Mike Sullivan’s niece.
And Conor Sheary is engaged to her. So he hangs out with Sheary regularly.
Pedro’s cousins got NOTHING on me.
Sleeping your way into a no-trade clause.
ABAM. No kidding. But they were together before he was even called up apparently.
Also, he’s adorable, so he can have one of those if he wants.
Does someone have a man crush?
Duh. He’s tots adorbs! And I do fear for him every time he gets crunched into a corner.
Except if it yer ‘corner’ he crushes into I’m guessing.
“Ung’s Corner” the name of his cam site. No charge if you’re ‘adorbs’
OK, without looking at the roster, who’s the oldest Penguin currently signed to a contract?
Well it’s Niemi, but he’s only 33 and he doesn’t count since he’s a noob. Then Hunwick, and he doesn’t count for the same reasons.
So who’s next? I’ll tell you, I’m surprised and wouldn’t have guessed it but it makes sense.
Is it a call up, because I don’t really pay attention to those peeps.
Horny, Malkin, Letang (and Reaves). All 30 years old. Sid will be joining them soon.
Horny is only 30! He ages as well as Kessel does.
Kessel should be thirty soon too. Same birth year as Sid.
Zakly. He’s a couple months younger – October 2.
Kessel can’t be only 30. He looks like he’s 10 years older than me (like 47ish). Must have faked his birth certificate.
Is anyone Amazing today or did we already have that talk?
You mean other commentors or a trade target?
Oops, auto correct. Meant Amazon-ing.
I’m sure everyone thinks they are amazing.
Oh, it’s Prime Day? Eff that place.
Bots don’t think.
You can program them to.
I know this person could….”now where did I put my Spock costume”
Jovi to the bridge paleeeeeze
Oh man, I got a shot of my gf the other day looking like Spock. Got her to put her hand up like Spock too. Lol
So… is this a PornHub channel that I need to ‘unlock’ or something? ‘Chicks who look like spock’?
That’s Star Frek, a knock off of Star Whores, featuring princess Lay-her
Hand up where?
The Vulcan salute. Live long and prosper buddy.
Wait, what’s the talk? I mean… is it ‘The Talk’? Or is there more to this one? Are midgets involved?
Midget? What the hell are you doing to Mrs Ung!
Holy shit, I really thought this was a joke. This is not a joke.
They actually made this? And released it to the public?
Never go full dwarf.
Scared to open
I’m only semi-amazing today. I doan get all the way to full-amazing till Friday.
Oh yes! I am amazing today. Thanks for asking. What should I be Amazoning?
Underrated or just the beneficiary of playing with great talent his whole career?
That’s a lot of hardware and a haircut that you could set your watch to.
I think he is rated.
I’ll miss him. One of my fav Pens of the Crosby-Malkin era.
mostly underrated, but being the beneficiary of generational talent didn’t hurt.
I agree. We all forget how many talented people try to play with Sid or Geno and just can’t. It takes being talented enough to finish but it is also a talent to be able to play with that level of talent.
one of those is his olympic ring, he doesn’t have this year’s cup ring yet, so he’s got 5.
But there are five Olympic rings?
so nine rings?
What a great job Philip Pritchard has. Or terrible. Either he’s pounding beers with the boys in celebration at the cup parties, or wishing it was just him and his “baby” again like all winter long.
He doesn’t go to the Olympics if wasn’t for Crosby and he security blanket issues
Agreed, but he had a great last 2 games of those Olympics. At least the last one I know for sure.
#8 Penguin all time goals scored, top 15 all time total points…jssayin
At the risk of opening up some worms, I was just reading through this: https://www.reddit.com/r/hockey/comments/6mfqwe/i_created_an_algorithm_to_help_me_decide_which/
A guy is a new NHL fan, decided to pick a team based on a WAY TOO complicated algorithm. Ended up with Toronto (lol).
But the hilarious thing? He gave Senator fans a rating of 2 (out of 10) and now Senators fans are FLIPPING SHIT. “We are awesome, you’re fucking retarded!” etc. Which is just….so perfect.
I’m sorry, I know everyone else here seemed to love the Senators fans, but for the most part they bugged the shit out of me.
I’m glad I’m not a virgin.
I would be more glad if it didn’t seem to be a recurring condition :-/
-Ohyeeeah Erik Karlsson!
-Guy Boucher has a pretty cool scar.
That’s all I got.
that guy spent waaaaaaaaay too much time on that, also Reddit is just twitter without character limits, and that’s not a good thing.
Penguins past postseason success is 7/10. Naturally.
That’s cause you don’t have leverage over the man-animal.
Hey man…I got some really potent Kerbango
How in da hell do you find these things!
Or maybe the Hawks?
(I saw that but I didn’t know the reference (song))
Thanks. That’s how I feel. Ignorance is bliss.
Consider this punishment for some of the other garbage you people post on here.
YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!!!
That’s my first Nickleback song…they suck…I could have written that music and I doan write music…the lyrics are lame too.
“Dimi, why you do dis to me.”
That song hits me in all the feels.
It’s time to say it, Geno. Just say it…
It’s that crappy, country, ‘wanna-be rock’ crap….straight outta Wheeling WVA…vomit inducing, 2 chords ad infinitum, PWT anthem.
I can bet James Neal has this playing in an infinity loop on his 8 track at his trailer camp in Gnashville, barf.
OK, so time to start the replacement rumors.
So you’re stirring it up just to stir it up. I should have expected as much. grrrrrrrrrrrrr! 🙂
rumors of Jagr to the Flames.
His first Canadien team??
Holy shit, great point! I hadn’t thought about that, but you’re 100% correct.
Pens, Craps, Rags, Broons, Stars, Devils, Panthers, KHL-whatevers… no Canadun at all. I’m sure that’s on his bucket list.
Well, I’m not sure, but maybe it is/was…
It should have been us
He bought that joke from the damaged goods rack at IKEA.
That’s a pretty elaborate Dad Pun. This man deserves mega kudos.
pfffth : P
If I could only think of a ‘title’ for this…hmmmmmm???
“jovis a girl?”
NO FREAKING WAY!!!!!
way Ted, way
Now you’ll have someone to swap clothes with
sooo, no weiner?
I think she’s in the ‘renting to own’ phase
Most chicks are, right? I mean the ones that prefer weiner, at least.
And I hear that practically ALL chicks have purchased at least one…
My wife keeps hers in the freezer for ‘special’ occasions
that’s ice cold, yo!
You think this is pronounced ‘Suzz-man’?
I gotz da GREEN LIGHT from my wife-boss for our tentative Penguin Game plan.
She just wanted me to make sure you weren’t a serial killer.
So I need to know how many people have you murdered in their sleep?
Oh yeah, good first question!
Also, do you like fava beans? Or Chianti?
I must’ve checked on five different occasions how ‘chianti’ is pronounced… Yet erreytime ihas slipped my braimb.
You put an r in, for fun : (
Is this killed in their dreams or ‘murdered while asleep’?
In your case, both..
OH, and you have top promise …NO ‘TRAVOLTA’ CLOTHES
Frk. I’ll buy some new clothing from the airport.
You still haven’t answered my original question….I’ll wait here.
Things are happening! Flights are being booked. Passport is being renewed.
Also, you should be receiving mail pretty soon, Geno.
Wait…we doan even know if we have tickets yet.
You will have tickets, I’m sure. But seriously… October 18th? I need real dates and numbers of seats required, PRONTO.
Just me and FINster…but It would be great if moar peeps from on here committed to going…
IT’S A HAWKEY BLAWG NIGHT IN PITSBORGH
The game is on Saturday on 18th of November.
11/18/17. Penguins hosting the Blackhawks. 2 tickets (so far).
Maximum dollar amount to spend?
I UNDERSTOOD YOU WERE BUYING???
(Lauriruu….back me up here…)
OK, OK, fine… I’m ‘working the system’…
Can we get an option or two? I’d go as high as $150 (or so) for a lower level, blue line-ish, first 10 rows, Pens shoot twice end, behind the Pens bench, I need the aisle, seat….too picky?
Yes. That’s too picky. YOU GET WHAT YOU GET!!!
Nah, I’m asking what’s there. Should know soon.
You’re going too, right?
GREAT…who else is …cuming???
That’s the info I had.
I can probably do that date!
My last day in the mountains is Nov 4th. I probably shouldnt make any promises yet tho… crap
Ticketmaster doesn’t even have them on-sale yet, so I’ll have to see what my friend in sales has to say. Will let y’all know shortly.
Thinking I’ll try to book 2 rooms here…
Stayed here before…reasonably affordable and close to the Taint.
See what you think Fin
HOTEL PARTY AT GENO’S ROOM!!!!
I’ll order the heart shaped bed and rubber sheets then?
…and I’ll just presume you’ll be bringing the frozen toys as well…
We need to get Jovi and PiH to come..um, I mean join us
Yeah, gonna need some Chingy too!
I’m just not sure why we need him… Oh. Holiday Inn.
Ha. Ha ha.
lol. Sloth joke
ooooooh nermind ; )
Too late you already committed
*fingers in ears…nananananana
No thank you!
You’ll see 😉
50 walkers, 3 people.
All had it coming.
Nice! So his nickname should be Church. Which is dumb but also helpful.
That isn’t even close to making phonetic sense.
It is if you’re from Eastern Europe.
Some of my my ancestors were and still…NOPE
Czech. Check. Chuch, at the very least. And they sneak in an ‘R’ because it’s fun.
The Rags added Lindy Ruff as an assistant coach. I guess that’s not to dissimilar from the Pens having Sullivan as HC and Martin as AC, but it just seems odder somehow, no?
Phil Meyer or Oscar Kessel, you pick.
I’ve been seeing this damn hotdog EVERYWHERE the past 2 days
IKEA jok #2
FIN KILLED ME TWICE ALREADY
Yeah, you laugh now but are you going to pick up the hawkey porn job next season after that Krazy FIN red-rums me and my wife and dog?
HU? ARE YA?
That’s, like, real work Moonie. Think carefully on this one. Imagine all the porny searches you’ll have to do.
I do a lot already, LOL. **blushes**
NO! : O
Restarting this thread up here:
Date: November 18th, 2017
Place: PPG Paints Arena
Event: Chicago Blackhawks vs. Pittsburgh Penguins
Attendees: @SouthSideGeno:disqus , @lauriruu:disqus, @ungabaintrepid:disqus, @moonstanley:disqus
Seats aren’t on sale yet. My buddy told me to re-ask in a month. 🙁 But we WILL get them! So definitely make your plans, lauriruu!!!
As I’ve said, if I am in the Northeast I will try my best to attend
The Doctor Is In!
Commited. No refunds.
I hope so. I’ve actually never been to a game at CEC/PPG. Snuck in to a youth championship game there so I could see the arena during the first year it was opened, so hopefully this works out
Well shit, we definitely need to change that. I’ve been to at least 10 now, and several concerts. And one picture event… https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/1d377eeea62de9d6dc5ac452e59c3f50a03f3b2f4d6b78c8027a50ce23358766.jpg
When I lived in Maryland I went to the Mellon 5-10 games a season. Once I moved south that was over, they never seemed to be home when I would go home for holidays. Luckily Tampa/Carolina are all within 5 hours of here
AWESOME…OH you better bring yer script pad ; )
Convenient, inexpensive, nice hotel:
What’s the blog email? Geno, I need to get in touch with you because I have an idea…
No, not THAT idea.
we are so creative
Also, maybe put attention SSG in it somewhere so I know to forward it to him. Otherwise it will go with all of our other fanmail from our millions of lovers and admirers
Too late… start sifting!
Do I keep sending the porn to that same e-mail address?
Certainly…untill you get UNG’s mum’s email
I was gonna DM you on the Tweet machine but I see you don’t allow for those shenanigans.
Wait…I didn’t think I had that blocked…how do I un-block it?
Dunno… that’s far too advanced for me.
Once RAD forwards it to me we can email…I’ll send you FINster’s as well so we can have a 3sum
unless your profile is set to private it shouldn’t be blocked. You have to follow each other for DMs though… which makes this awkward
Ah so… he probably doesn’t follow me… 🙁
I fallo…Penguin Jesus…right?
@pghpensfan93 is pretty cool too, tho.
I doan really twat that much, so email is prawlly butter
I am plan. All is done. Except my ESTA application.
Did you take a look at the Pittsburgh hotel webpage?
Are you ok with the $$$ amount for a one night stay?
This place is really close to the Taint, we could actually walk there from the hotel, if we wanted to…and it’s on the South Side…read as… ‘ALL THE BARS IN HEAVEN”
I was just looking for that comment here. It looks great. Much fancier than what I am used to
OK, no farm animals allowed though…gonna havt’a leave yer goat home this trip.
When we confirm tix for the game…I’ll make a rez for two rooms, and two hookers. How many hookers will you need?
Yeah, that sounds good. Ung’s mom will suffice.
YOU FRIGGIN BUTTER BELIEVE IT YER GONNA
I am definitely interested. Unfortunately due to my job situation I can’t guarantee I can make it 100%. So I guess if someone is buying a block of tickets count me in, and I will give/sell my ticket to another blawg-frand if need be. I can say with 95% surety that I am down for this. Also what hotel was yinz planning on staying at @SouthSideGeno:disqus? I have frands I could crash with, but just in case 😀
sound fun; I well see what I can do.
So did I miss some crazy report where he was the driving force behind everything, or is losing Cue Ball just getting reactions because its July and we need attention?
He’s only ever been a driving force from behind Mrs Gretzky
Is that a legit thing? Did he really bang Mrs. Gretz?
Dunno butt I know they were both involved in that gambling scandal years back and both… ‘got off’
I’d say Tocchet was a big “intangibles” type guy. Reportedly, Kessel was not happy at all that he’s leaving
Trade Phil to Arizona then for Duclair, Chychyrhchcyrn and a First
Yer going to hawtdawg hell for suggesting that
Rad, you keep up with crazy shit like that and I’ll get the Doctor Board to un-doctor you!
Cut his Dr Bells auff!
Madden claims that Sullivan tires of Kessel at times, so I think that Tocchet is ‘Kessel’s Bud’ or whatever. And I think that’s probably an important role because Kessel seems pretty emotional.
From what I’ve seen on the outside, that seems really accurate
Looks like Recchi will need to chum it up with phil then
The Wrrrrrrrrrecking ball!
I was soooo pissed when he left for Philthy
Great songs in my head. Thanks!!
Aweeee you’re a Miley fan
That made me throw up…
Bruce Springsteen has a Wrecking Ball song.
Ryan Adams has a Wrecking Ball song.
Miley Cyrus has a Wrecking Ball song.
All three are great.
DEAL’S OFF…you take that last one back or stay in FINville
Done. Taken back. Just doan hover yinz mouse over that black block der above.
Oh boy… are you sure you want him in your house, Geno?
I’ve had really weird headaches at work since I put my 2 weeks in. Is that normal, Rad? I think I need out of here pronto. GIMME THURSDAY
DOAN DRINK THEIR WATER….they’re prawlly trying to Zombify you so you’ll stay
Stick to… https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/1bfb057cfbe9e9febadcac12383392fe6db2d5e3a47304311ba18fdf07398c2b.jpg
lol does this prevent tumors? it might be a tumor
Yes, and it also induces tail slapping!
Made with 100% pure, unfiltered beaver water!
I wanna see the beaver farms!
Drive to Pittsburgh. Continue through Pittsburgh north-ish. Turn left after about 15 miles or so. Beavers erreywhere!!!
No… BEAVER, PA!!!
I didn’t know you were a musician!
I’ve had bad headaches lately too, it’s all stress, no worries
Maybe you should consider writing shorter posts on this lovely blawg? Go to the sloth infested mountains and breath different fresh air.
Ugh. It’s been hard to relax at all
over/under on the percentage of the “rassis” jokes will decrease since Jovi’s bombshell?
over. We’re Penguins fans and therefore ignorant as frk
So what if Jovi is a gurl?
I kinda like those gurl types…there, I’m out, deal with it
I think you’re onto something here!
I’m amping it up…
Wait a minute. I think I missed something
Jovi’s a girl
Lol. Was that her picture yesterday? What could have brought her to share with us?
She’s a sarcastic one… was that even her REAL FACE?
I was asking erreyone to post a personal ‘hawkey related’ pic of themselves on here so that I could Immortalize (ridicule) them…sumpin ta do during the summer doldrum.
uh oh!! my face!!! noooOOooOoOooo!
I’ll ‘shap’ it up and make you look like Brad Pitt ; )
(Brad Pitt screwing a goat)
I actually have a pretty good one in mind, and I’m in goalie gear
I vas goalie too!
I should go find one of me in ‘action’ and post it here.
fo sho! I’ll look mine up in a sec
Boooooooo. Use your filters, like the rest of the world.
we all shared each other (with ungs mom)
never let that joke die
OH, you doan havt’a worry bout dat ; )
also, i need to see all of these pronto haha
doubtful you heathens!
Actually everyone been kewl here. Only had to put one person in check once (on the old site). I know what is a joke and I know when its not. The world has forgotten how to laugh.
cue Micheal pic
So THAT’S wut you really look like?
That was before my surgery
I hope you saved the leftovers?
soaking in Propofol as we speak
This is getting creepily specific…
RAD can use em for when he creates our Killer Dmanster
wrong one, but, this will do
Amen, gurlllllll! We are silly first, mean second. Usually.
you are the only person here who ever brings up race.
You wanna race? I can run really fast for an old fat guy : )
no way dude, you’re probably doping.
Only on the weekends these daze ; )
This was shared already, I assume?
should I delete it?!
I don’t mind. People will get the info straight away
Make it the featured comment and then delete it from the comment section?
either way, IDC
How is that done btw…I tried to do it the other day and couldn’t quite figger it?
I think only disqus admins can do it
and I think there can only be one admin per installation of disqus
HA! Glory Daze
You and Randy in goal. I think Rad said he’s a winger. We just need a few more pieces.
I need you on my D…wait…that may not have come out right…OK, you are my choice for Top Pair….wait, that didn’t come out right either…YOU CAN PLAY TOO!
I’ll be equipment manager, of the beer cooler specifically…
DAMMIT, fine. I call zamboni driver.
Geno was a big goalie before big goalies were popular!
I was popular…I had groupies and erreystuff : D
Is this really you? That’s a fuggin awesome pic!!
AKA, the Year Of Ung’s Birth.
OH frk me….hahaha
1974…WHERE R U?
Wait a minute…
Tole you I ‘knew’ yer mum ; )
Oh there will be stories…
I may crash at the Holiday Inn with yinz that night.
Perfect! You better you better, you bet.
fuck yeah, man! frame this if you haven’t yet
Ungab is a WITCH.
You spelled BITCH wrong
Wachoo laughin at, fisherman???
You in for Nov. 18th?????
95% he says
Yeah, like I said, my work might fuq me at the last minute (it’s kinda their M-O), but I will pay for a ticket and am at least 90% sure I will be there. If it ends up I can’t go I will gladly donate/sell my seat to a local blawg-friend 😀 Hows this working? We pony up and you grab a block of seats?
TBD… will find out when the seats actually go on sale.
Cool. Thanks for being the Blawg-dad-organizer-extraordinaire! @brendannnn:disqus are we making a giant http://WWW.pens.hockey banner? 😀
WE all paint a W or E on our stomachs, and alternate seats so it says
they’ll think WE all have to pee
There will be no stomach baring Ung at that game*.
*depends on beer content at game time
Dude… if I’m Blawg Dad, that makes you… Blawg Gramps.
nope, he’s uncle Geno, the cool uncle who lets us play with fireworks and “accidentally” leaves his nudey mags out when we’re over at his house.
So YOU were the one that got all the pages stuck together!!!
Definitely more than a few issues of “Juggs” in his closet.
HawtDawg called you that…you old fart
Out of the regular commentors, I’m pretty sure you and I are 1 – 2 in age.
MR is salty enough to be old too, and he hasn’t posted a pic yet…
Remind me to pack xtra depends for the trip, Mmmk?
And despite your attempt to give yourself a promotion, you have been, and remain big brother.
Damn auto correct
I was always too aggressive in NHL https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/fa22c10228942f5e58c26ba141f27be9bf6b2be058c753c2860962d13108dd79.jpg
see was that so hard.
My nerves hurt
Please don’t stop…
Ultimately, we all are
…pink on the inside?
I actually have a ‘creamy’ center
My mother was a Cadbury egg…
as long as you’re not afraid, then its a good day
Can you tell that from all that gear?
I mean, it can be…
that’s not what the bathroom wall says
For Geno, with love ♡
Sorry moonie, we’re stacked on the goalie front, gotta trade someone to Vegas.
So starts the P.H. hunger games.
I’ll back up MAF any day. They called me Hasek
Such a happy sloth!
“WE” just won a championship here!
Nicely done! Shutout, I presume? 🙂
I’ll just say yes for fun’s sake (can’t remember haha)
Doan wanna sound like I’m bragging over yer brag but we didn’t lose a game for 3 straight seasons, not even pre-season…this was a pic from my Senior year. State Champs!
That’s a MEGA over brag, bro. Like, the overest of brags. Didn’t lose a game… state champs… had groupies…
HA! yeah I know…but all true. I’ve always held that I peaked early. I’ll never duplicate that level of all around success in my life ever again.
THAT’S IT, I’M TAKING THE PICTURE DOWN!!!!
Too late, saved. Mwahahahahahhahahahah!!!
Hahaha. I knew what I was getting into. I’m still dumb
…I mean… good thing I was able to find pictures of some random dude
naw man, GOOD WORK SON
OK, we need a post of it’s own for Blawg Night At PPG Paints N’At. But not yet – too soon. August.
So lemme get this shit straight. We just traded Recchi for Tocchet the year the pens won the cup in some kind of reverse karmic thing?
Ho. Lee. Fuk. Nice pickup.
Pens won the cup the year after that trade too ….;)
3 PEAT 3 PEAT 3 PEAT
Oh I’m well aware. I ran up and dahn Wessssliberdee Avenue drinking Irahn pahnders when they won it.
…at age 17…
WOW…you are right…that is so kosmic
Any of you peeps remember those weird shops on the boardwalk that would “photoshop” you into pictures before photoshop was really a thing? I convinced my dad to let me do that once. This is me inhabiting the body of Jags… https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/af052f8b2200800ccb31bfc25eeb78442301df27da9aa5d9d3fd95d377201499.jpg
HAHAHA …fuken riot…you even had hawkey toofises
I asked them to black out one of my teefs 😀
If anybody from the PHILTHY area is planning on going to this game on November 18th…maybe we should plan on carpooling and renting a rape-van/suv
you had me at “rape van”
So… he didn’t get you until the end?
If it doesn’t say “Free Butter” on the side, then I don’t know you.
It’s quite the haul from Memphis to da Burgh, but you’re welcome to join us!
i’ll bring the barbecue
(wut is Gus’s?)
Gus’s Famous Fried Chicken. In and around Memphis. Truly the finest fried chicken I have ever had.
I WANT A DOUBLE ORDER
Not sure it will travel well but i’ll keep it in mind.
Sadly…it def won’t…but on the flip side there area few good eateries in da’Burg
You gonna meet up with us idiots? Hope you can make it…we’ll take good care of you…honest.
It would be awesome if for no other reason than the photo ops. Big Geno, Fat Ung, Finnish Larry, Crazy Fisherman Doge, Dr. Radendingus, Blawgczar Bren, Forrest Sloth and Memphis Jovi.
And any/erreybody else! MR, where you at? PIH, you comin’ up?
Ulfie… Loran… Jagr and Meister…
Utah will be a bit tough but if you’re coming from Fin-land…
You really are, aren’t you
Ty. Saved me the trouble.
oh, glad to see i’m not that crazy
Insert Boring State Here – I picked the wrong one, whoops.
You gonna put dahn that game controller/remote/bong, get outta that recliner and join us?
It’s OK – it would be a parole violation for him anyway.
I can rewire that leg thing to transmit your location from anywhere you like no matter where you go…jussayin
udaho? knew it.
HAHAHAHAHA. Oh, i need more sleep.
We’ll go pick em up!
Who Really Cares?
PPYM was never specifically mentioned yet either…
Canada bacon – Randy
Doan forget PiH…I think I recall seeing her comment that she would try to make it as well…Oh man we are all getting arrested….plan for it.
lol these names are perfect
…so you’re saying I’m fat.
No, butt I will : O
😀 I just like the name
Fatungo Ungaba is my full name…
Izat the Latin spelling?
I believe it’s Congolese.
That’s identical to FBI’s most wanted list.
Oh, nobody tell Trump that Finster is crossing into our airspace…oooops.
definitely thinking about it.
(if you can ; )
You could swing off the turnpike and grab me at the Gettysburg exit 😀
lol YEAH BABY! I should have gotten a sloth-faced mask
We’re ultimately gonna need to contact Bourbon Bobby Errey, the Ol’e 29er and Mikey Wang and have them put us up on the big board and give a TV/Radio shout out.
We’ll all be infamous, together : /
My connections aren’t THAT good. Though my buddy will have received his 3rd ring by that time…
Well, all I really meant was that we can contact the Taint and tell em we have a group coming to the game and they put that up on the Jumbotron…as far as the media joiks…”WE” (you) just Tweet them and say announce this group on the air …or we’ll shoot this dog or something.
“Or we’ll release this photo of passed out Olli Määttä.”
or just re-create it at the hotel and send it to Mario
5-10 passed out Maattas
Oh, you mean re-create the Maatta pic…
I thought you were talking about Sutter. NVM.
we not both.
do it like that Beatles pic
we are Devo?
don’t you ever get tired of wiping it?
And no. I never get tired.
Nothing could possibly be worse than they’re own fuk-up of ‘Sutterdong-Gate’ …that was TV PLATINUM
remind them to put the WWWW on it
Guard my Galaxy
Equal Opportunity Fapping
Equally to both bewbies?
(Equal Opportunity Fapping) x 2
Sawrry , not sawrry Jovi …but if you haven’t already picked up on it …You remind me a lot of Zoe Saldana…jussayin
I love the way you see the world SSG.
That was an ad lib. He’s a funny dude.
This is not acceptable:
Ron Cook is fucktarded.
so is Madden, but he’s right sometimes (ugh that was hard to type)
If those morons trade our twin-cup-Hawtdawg…I will personally go and rip off GMJR’s head and shit dahn his neck
OH FRK AND NOOOOOOOOOOO
wiat…Ron Cook…he is a bit of an idiot though, right. So maybe farting in the wind here?
Ron Cook lives 98% of the year up his own ass. Couldn’t stand walking past the guy in the halls of the Fan.
halls of the Fan?
(The Fan is the local radio station for sports in Picksburg)
Radio Station in daBurg ( I think)
PELTS! We left Pelts off the list too.
Nov. 18th – put it on your calendar.
Is that a game? I’m telling ya right now I probably won’t make it. Don’t forget, I’m in California.
Dammit, man. We’re giving you 4 months notice and everything!
Haha! I don’t make it back to Pittsburgh too often…
Not after what happened…
Ah. Yeah, restraining orders are a BITCH, amirite???
*Amber alerts going off
more like a warrant
More just kind of bitter.
Butt yer not coming for them…we’re making you come…wait that didn’t come out right
Ya you are big boy.
“Loooove at last you have foooound meeeee”
My mom says that about G, too.
CANCEL ALL TRAVEL PLANS
Start walking now…we’ll keep a light on fer ya.
you just need to get to Texas and PiH will get you the rest of the way.
Stop on the way north for you…
I is come?
BTW, this is my favorite comment from you ever. ‘Up his own ass’. Just brilliant.
Thanks, I try.
So… you worked at The Fan?
Very briefly. And then I realized Pittsburgh was not the professional town for me and came back to LA.
LA… too ‘big city’ for me. Bleeeech.
Monterrey was nice though. San Diego. San Fran as a tourist… I’d do all that again. But I wouldn’t ever want to live in that state.
What’s wrong with California?
It’s full of Californians. That’s about it.
Too liberal and awesome for ya eh?
Umm… maybe somewhere in the middle.
Also, kale. Nobody likes kale. There, I said it.
Ya I don’t like kale. It does get annoying out here with the hipsters and soap box sensitivity, but then also remember that half of the population are transplants, and we have the porn industry and legalized weed, so if and when California says fuck it and secedes from Trumptopia, we’ll be just fine.
I’m all for it! Maybe you guys can pay my share of the Carbon Taxes too!
Porn and weed, though… Hmmm. Also the great booze stores.
But the congestion. And the lack of a sustainable water source for a still rapidly increasing population.
I’ve been saying for years I’d be a great governor because, um, how can we have a water shortage when we live next to a fucking ocean? What you do is make desalination plants, which create and provide jobs, and then all that salt that is left over you sell that shit to the east coast, because we all know cities are never prepared for winter and/or run out of salt. But I guess I’m too smart to actually run for politics.
They have GIANT salt mines… in Kansas. We have all the salt we need.
But Mexico… the like margaritas. Maybe they’ll take it!
Woah. Sudddenly… Politics…
Meh, this isn’t the real stuff. This is just funsies.
I’ll go further down where the bewbies are.
Back to sex ed class…bewbies are up top
Not if you’re inverted!!!!
Like, at the South Pole
Buddy, if you’re at a pole and find bewbies… you’re in the wrong brothel.
Dunno…I’ve seen lots’a bewbies hanging off poles…jassayin
You’ve seen my mom…
We already gotz too many salty peeps out here…UNG…I’m looking at you
I think you mean MR. You know, the guys who’s avi is literally the Morton’s salt chick.
Oregon/Washington is the place fer me Jed
Amen brother! oh wait, I can’t say that in CA
JagBaby! Nov. 18th. PPG Paints Arena. You in???
Damn you. I just woke up from a nap and read this as “Jagr Baby”, and I thought that he signed with Chicago and will be there that game… I need to see him once more! Pay respects and all that
No, spent 4G taking my kids to cup final game 2 this year.
Hey the flip of that is my wife is from Georgia, and I just saw a story today that their police are arresting sober people for DUIs based solely on their hunch, and that their training to identify drunk or high people visually is more effective than blood and urine tests. So fuck that state.
To be fair, you can make 10 random traffic stops in Georgia and probably be sitting at 70%. Everybody here drinks
Sharpen up that Liver scalpel!
Madden was making the same claims yesterday. He says that Kessel was nearly traded after last year’s Cup, and would have been if they didn’t win. Don’t like his bullshit, but he has dat insider info
The only insider info Madden has comes from an empty Oreo sleeve.
Pelts is killin’ it today.
*uses SlimJim wrappers for sex lube
OK, back to hockey for a minute:
So one year each for them and we try again next year.
It’s odd because usually you hear numbers getting thrown around in these cases. Like “rumor is the Pens and Dumoulin are off by 2 million per year in their talks” Pretty tight lipped organization they have become. Hell when O’Reilly went through that bridge contract almost every offer leaked
Would that be Cal O’Reilly, the failed NHLer? Or was this something else? I vaguely recall not recalling this…
Ryan, the Colorado-Buffalo deal and such. Ryan is solid.
Ah yes… the guy who Sid ‘cup-checked’…
for driving his truck into a Canadian monument
Huh? I kind of remember this being thrown out there and not understanding it at the time.
Sucks being old.
Better than being 20 and no $$$ though, right?
He was drunk driving and crashed into a Tim Hortons
My old job
Da, vas jok
wake dafuq up already…wut r u doing sleeping during drinking hours anyway???
His truck wound up in a Tim Horton’s, and when he was found later he blew slightly over the limit, but no one actually saw Ryan O’Reilly driving the truck, so he got off.
Ah yes… thanks for the reminder, peeps!
You have to think, based on games played and what he’s done, Dumo may be arguing that he’s better than Letang and deserves a similar looking deal, especially with the one Schultz just got.
He’s not wrong …I mean he’s no LeBang, butt he really shined this season when the chips were down…and stayed healthy.
He isn’t offensively, but honestly, who’s more dependable on July 11, 2017, Dumoulin or Letang? Who would you turn to between Dumoulin, Maatta, Schultz, Cole, and Ruhwedel at this point? The Pens were very democratic during the playoffs dishing out ice time to the blue line, but Dumoulin was hands down the go-to guy.
It sure is making sense why the Pens aren’t making any moves right now. Sheary may get 3 and Dumo 5.5 and that doesn’t leave much for a 3C…
Unless you put Jake n Bake at 3C and tell Phil to learn how to play with Sid.
That has the ring of big ugly to me…i dunno bout all dat
*proceed with caution* I think is their stance. Wait and see what Sheary and Dumo get. Then figure out if you can shuffle. And maybe start hoping that Cullen really does want one more year at $1M.
Last summer he waited until August 17th. Ugh.
I wonder what his kids are telling him to do this year?
Maybe his dog will tell him to play another year….but he’ll want moar ‘bones.’
I could easily see it. The team doesn’t win two cups without him. He has a really good arbitration case, and it would really suck if he priced himself out of Pittsburgh. But all he has to do is go in and say “you gave Maatta this…and that’s the last time he’s even in this discussion. Letang makes this to miss 30 games. Schultz just got this… and I deserve this.”
Going back a bit, I feel bad for Tocchet. He’s going to waste away in Arizona with an organization that has zero future, and that will dampen his head coaching future.
Agreed…he must know that…is it just the money? If I were him I would have waited for a real team that might have a little potential. He just traded cash and position for what amounts to an AHL Coaching spot.
I’m with him on the cautious optimism. If the ownership out there can build up a little momentum and get the NHL out of their bidness, it could work out just fine.
That sounds like a tough row to hoe. Especially for a 1st year coach smothered in fertilizer.
Here’s the Yotes cap situation:
That’s a LOT of room and they don’t need to sign a lot of guys. If Raanta gives them good work in net… they have young up-an-coming talent… just added Hjalmarrsssssson…
That’s the makings of a pretty good team.
They have more money than they know what to do with, but how long before the next ownership/arena/location/attendance issues come up? So much uncertainty.
UNG…pleeeze…they are doggie doodoo, sprinkled with powdered sugar
Does that T-shirt have a pocket square?
Fake one apparently.
Yo j-b0t… you coming?
YOUR NAME IS NOT j-b0t!!!
PUT THAT DOWN!
Just helping out…tough to type one handed
hahaha…wtf u doin?
I have no clue.
the print is too small!
Mother fucker steals his Conn Smythe and then steals his segway!? What a douche.
That’s Crosby. Tell me that doesn’t look like Crosby?
It kind of does… but it’s Geno. Switch glasses and look again. He’s squinting…
Plus his legs are skinnier than Sid’s.
Well, I’ve already made this bed. Gotta sleep in it.
They’re starting to morph into each other. Soon, matching mullets.
someone is a legs guy
it’s geno but i do agree from afar it could be crosby
At first glance I thought it was Sid too..haha
Nice he’s now spelling it the correct way…. Geno not Gino.
Is that at the Putin Palace…wuts it called Mira Leggo or sumpin?
Stop heading into politics town, dingus.
We lookin for handies. Best place after Wexford
Put-in palace is sum luxurious bordello?
I’ll neva be used to this…WTF???
You’ll get over it.
I don’t recall this one, but I’m laughin’
I’ma havet’a have a going out of biz sale on these…he was great for gif-shoppen
Those look like my dance moves…
Great we’ll go clubbing after the game on the 18th
What do you have against baby seals?
I’ve noticed you eat anything…
Perhaps Finnish Larry needs to start re-thinking his travel plans.
(shhhhhh, you’ll ruin the neighborhood feast plans)
No more Bino-OOOOOOOO gif.
Awe, we can’t use this anymore 🙁
I know…it makes me sad about the “Bone In Ohhh” gif too. Oh well, frk that guy, we’ll get new players, with new gifs.
Yeah, I’m sure ‘Hunwick’ will be a barrel of laughs.
Reaves… now he’s got potential!
The seventies were weird.
WTF? Is that guy UNG?
them pants is HIGH waisted!
what in the lyrics hell!
He is just Geno again.
Just his bawls.
OWWWWW…mommy, you bitch
I didn’t do it. He came that way,
Hahaha, poor lil guy.
Trust me on this however, “he never ‘came’ that way.”
Luckily he’s still adorable.
Look at it this way: Could Bonino had filled in for Crosby or Malkin on the top two lines for an entire season and contributed the same proportionate amount as he did playing a 3C? I don’t think so, but that’s how Nashville is going to use him. Good for Bones to get his payday finally, but in the end it was an over payment.
I just really like the guy and man did he ever come through in the clutch in the playoffs.
I’m happy for him getting a payday, he totally deserved it.
It’s just a ll dusty in here…sniff
Quit yer belly achin’, ya pansy. Now wipe up and get back to work!
Its happening! Geno summer pics!!!!
Nice work with the tweet, Jovi!
That tweet is so last week.
you better tweet that to the Pens (assuming its a artist original)
Not until he ads the WWWW
Get your ish together SSG. Where’s the WWWW.
hahaha…this was an ‘artist original’ created just after we first signed The Phil …and jmoar specifically when he went into this 1st goal scoring slump. That is why Geno is asking if he should throw him back.
Sadly I think this will be Kessel’s last year here.. I think they won’t break the band up this year.. but I think if they don’t win a 3rd cup, he is gone…
Craig is that you?
Yo… Vladdy… git yur mind right!
Also… 11/18/17…. Hawks @ Pens… are you IN? Or are you IN???????
Oh look, the Caps are getting better!
Whomever they can get for league min…
We’re on the edge of our seats…have you decided if you are going to come up and join us for the November 18th game with the Towes?
If I get a job soon.
Get yer sugar daddy to bring yinz up : )
Yeah, CWfutureboy is invited too.
But don’t worry, PPYM won’t be there.
Hey Dopey…we’re meeting up on 11/18 for the Bhawks game…yer invited…wanna go?
You guys had to pick my father-in-law’s birthday 🙁
Well fuk bring him!
I prawlly went to high school with him.
Blame the Fin.
But yeah, bring him! Guys Night Out. Leave the 67th with MIL and wifey-poo!
LOL, ‘the 67th’.
That needs to be in the nursery somewhere.
Leaving out that it’s my FIL’s birthday, I don’t think I’d get away with going to Pittsburgh (8+ hours away one way) by myself for a hockey game while leaving my four-month-old with my wife! 🙁
But that’s OK. Priorities are important. You’ll be with us in spirit.
HOLY SHIT I FORGOT DOPEMAN!!!!!!
I’m like the worst big brother ever.
November 18th… PPG Paints. BE THERE!!!
Fearless prediction: Pens are going 1-70-11 this year.
The only game they win will be the November 18th game against the Bhawks.
We’re all going, you wanna come too?
But we can’t match their leadership.
I was banking on Vegas night in Paint Can. Fleury’s gonna give up at least 6.
Well you can go to that one too.
Not for erreyone to go, ya turkey! For our only win.
I’ll go to whatever game Finn can fly over for.
November 18th, 2017. Be there! We will have a post later with committed attendees. So far it’s SSG, Lauriruu, and me, with several other ‘probablies’, ‘most likelies’ and ‘maybes’.
I need to be committed
I live in ‘Da Burgh, so it’s an easy YES for me.
CAHNT. ME. IN.
I have a suggestion… https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/594fc54f5a380e7a1cb9366d52b6ab326f62185d868f2662c6150b5fbbe38e67.jpg
Was the blackhawks game picked for:
– the Fin
– to troll Toews
– to get felt up by Patrick
E) All of the above
You need meds.
…or fewer meds.
…just stronger meds 🙂
Congratulations on finding vomit…bon apetit
How hasn’t someone Photoshopped Schultz chugging’ one while walking on water on here
Cause…Geno’s moment in the sun
can you get Wilson back there?
Wonder where he is
Looks like Florida.
I know he likes to go to Miami and Gonch has a place there, I believe.
I’m not stalking or anything, I such know things.
Not stalking, no. Just watching from afar.
Another stop from Sensland. How do you guys feel about losing Tochhet?
I think it’s similar to crochet, but with less yarn
Its not a surprise, and I’m pretty sure he wasn’t the engine that makes the coaching staff go. End of the day he was an assistant coach. I don’t think I ever remember an assistant coach being the difference between being a winning hockey team, and a losing one.
Ahem, Jacques Martin could be a potential suitor.
Sum of all fears.
Better than ur mum of all fears.
Not some much affected by tocchet leaving as I am for the other members leaving. We are going to have a different look next year, more than I thought so.
I can live with everyone so far except Kuni.
Agreed a hundge %. Kuni must have wanted the ice time. No other ‘splanation.
Or GMJR specifically said ‘we are getting younger and you’re old’. Replacing an aging winger isn’t as hard as finding another Center.
not too old to score one of the most, if not the most important GWG of the year. I know, I know. 87 and all. Also now that Bones is gone and not much else available, short of a miracle from JR, Bones doesn’t look so bad at $4.1.
Agreed on all points. I’ll miss Kuni too. But we got wingerz. And we need cheap talent to Win More Cups.
As talented and cheap as ur mom?
Cheaper. And talented…er.
Amy cheaper and we’ll be signing guys like Smith-Pelley or whatever his name is.
Also, what does your calendar look like on, oh, November 18th of this year? We’re having a party and YOU’RE INVITED!!!
Might be in Mexico, but I’ll try and plan around that date. How much are pens tickets?
I’ll heal with time…
Better than you feel about the Senators never winning a Cup. (unless you count the 1910s & 1920s)
Don’t forget the glorious 1800’s!!!!! (I presume)
Only SSG remembers those
So… Nov 18… you in?
I wish. Plus I’m not into doxxing myself 🙂
Bummer on the first part.
As to the second – I get it. Looks like I started an accidental trend. But I really have no one to brag to that cares as much about it as you guys, so I just said ‘fuck it’, and that was that. Sometimes, you just gotta leap, I guess.
But I’m still not getting Facepage or Instadouche, dammit.
I’m not ruling it out, but life, man. If I was still in Pittsburgh, I’d probably be there.
I hear ya. I’m taking the opposite approach this time. I’m saying, ‘fuck it – I’m planning AROUND this, and life can wait.’ But I don’t go out much aside from work, so I look at it as my way of forcing myself out there.
Regardless, if you decide to leap in at any point, I bet SSG has room in the ‘Stang – as long as you let Finnish Larry keep shotgun!
I imagine that as a “Fear and Loathing” road trip. Would be a hell of a ride.
Inflate the tires to 90 PSI!!!!!!!!!!
“We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers… and also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls.
Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can.”
<3 Hunter Thompson
His books and articles were legendary, as was his feud with John Denver…the Dep movie…meh.
Hope you know how to drive a “stick”
“Nobody rides for free”
Listen don’t bring your mommy and daddy problems near me. It’s not my fault man.
I vote that everyone attending November 18th has to wear a nametag with their persona on it, and, also, preferably t-shirts with their avatars big and bold
“We” talked about this thing when ‘Hawkey Blawg Night in Pittsburgh’ was just a twinkle in our eyes… and I am still definitely on board for this.
Can I be Batman?
Geno would prefer Gamora, but it’s your call.
which Batman? West, Keaton, Clooney, Kilmer, Bale, Affleck?
KEATON, obvs. Sheesh.
I like Keaton, but he was easily the second worst batman.
You listed Clooney, Kilmer and Affleck… and claim he’s the second WORST????
Dude. I’m sorry but you are 100% wrong here and you need to go back and rethink your life.
West was best, sure. But Keaton could ACT. Throw out Clooney and Kilmer and Affleck because they’re just so fucking terrible. Bale is a great actor, but all he did for that role is make himself sound like a fucking retard. Possibly his worst acting role ever.
Keaton was PHENOMENAL. Fight me.
I will gladly have your back.
*chest bumps with fist*
Much love, my brutha!!!
haters gon’ hate.
OK, this is how much I love Keaton.
First of all, he is a Pittsburgh guy.
Second, he graduated from the same HS, same year, as my mom. And they were friends in HS.
Third, he got his start on Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood.
Fourth, Mr. Mom.
I can go on and on.
But the only proof you need, the only thing that’s required, is that I COMPLIMENTED ROB FUCKING ROSSI ON THIS ARTICLE THAT HE JUST TWEETED TODAY BECAUSE HE’S 100% RIGHT!!!:
(funny aside: as I was writing that impassioned response Rossi just ‘liked’ my response to his article here:)
Mr. Mom is a gem.
Ulfie, we’re gonna get along famously at the meet’n’greet…
Now, tell me… how do you feel about Plains, Trains and Automobiles?
Those aren’t pillows…
John Candy left so many funny movies unmade by leaving this world way too early.
Well now I’m sad again. Dammit.
Him and Belushi. And Farley.
It’s always the big goofy ones…
Agreed…I put Andy Kaufman in that same category.
one of the greatest comedic movies of its time!
The Founder was pretty good. Keaton’s having a nice return to the screen.
simmer down. They can’t be separated from their respective movies, and the Keaton movies were ass, except for Nicholson, who was tits.
Again, your wrongness reaches depths heretofore undreamed of.
The Keaton movies were BRILLIANT. There were truly comic book representations of the original.
Bales movies were better, just because it was real and dark and well done and etc., but the Burton movies were groundbreaking.
We’re gonna have to agree to disagree, I don’t want to open another rift in the blog.
No rift, just discussion. And you eventually admitting your wrongness. 🙂
don’t let Batman ruin our hockey bond.
No Batman or politics.
JUST SOME CASUAL CENSORSHIP. NOTHING TO SEE HERE
Shhhhhh or I’ll ban you.
scared to ask who’s the better Spiderman?
trick question – all the spiderman’s suck.
As long as we all agree that Iron Man sucks
It’s the password to the batcave!
HAS NO ONE SEEN LEGO BATMAN?!! GTFO!!!
No. No we haven’t, sorry.
Heathens!!! No vote until viewing counts until all Batman films are viewed
Meh. It looked like a throw-away. Are you saying I really do need to invest time in it? Like, for real?
There are some legitimately funny parts. It’s no more serious than the sillier ones. It’s more of a satire on them all. Will. Arnett.
I did. But I didn’t absorb it.
I only watch Indie films. Foreign Indie films.
pardon me….do you happen to have any Gray Poupon?
Grey Poop On, why yes I do!
Whatever, I watched Foreign Indie films before they were cool.
Nope. I fell asleep in Lego the Movie. No need to waste more money.
Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope
the last Iron man (where her blew up all his extra suits) sucked. I like the first one though.
Amen. First was best, 2nd was pretty good, but anything where Gwenythththththhthththth gets to beat things up has officially jumped the fucking shark.
And I’m still waiting for them to do a proper X-men movie.
They can’t make a good X-men movie until they stop making Jackman Wolverine spin-offs.
LOGAN was awesome. You could tell they said “this is our last hurrah, let’s go out with and bang… and lots of swearing and death”
It better be the hurrah, or else Wolverine is gonna have to start wearing adult diapers and slicing open cans of Ensure.
GUH! guess I don’t have to watch that one now…
you snooze you lose. wanna know how Games of Thrones end?
Please tell me you’ll make it up to the game. Oh the shenanigans!
I’m legit-ly gonna try. Not college try but maximum-effort try.
You gotta come Jovi!
I have yet to watch a single episode of that. I suffer from show overload sometimes. TOO MANY SHOWS!!
I hear the new one is great and I can’t wait to see it. I liked the kid in his Avengers movie role.
The cartoon one. Funny guy.
oh man, the cartoon spiderman that fox used to play in the 90s was awesome. Remember Venom? That thing was creepy as hell.
same with the cartoon Xmen. I really wish they would re-play all that stuff
The arcade Xmen video game was tits.
Heck yeah, I LOVED that cartoon.
Gotta be Bale. Better toys, no nipples….but the voice. Gonna be rough on the cords. Close would be Keaton but honestly is been YEARS since I’ve seen that movie.
Watch Lego Batman!
Gonna have to practice being pouty-faced sullen bitch too…
Calling Sullivan a bitch is not a good idea. He’ll frk you up.
Hes is a cuck
This is damn funny.
Crying at this part.
“Really sealed in the flavor.”
“And then two more places…. in an order that would surprise you”
– ‘We are in your debt”
– DENT, HARRRVEY DENT!
HAHAHAHAHAH OMG the clown interrogation.
Just got back from the eye doctor, whom I accidentally called an “eye dentist”.
Turns out one of my eyes is near sighted and the other far sighted. Now I have to get used to my ugly mug with glasses
eye dentist huh? I’d decline the fillings.
At least you don’t have to wear glasses on your teeth : /
Did you call him an “eye dentist” to his face? And was it an optometrist or an ophthalmologist, because only the latter are actual doctors. Optometrist is my guess.
Finally, I’m glad you finally got out of Erie so you could learn things. Sheesh! 🙂
To their face.
It’s been a bad bad day, that was thankfully the tail end of it haha, yeah it was an optometrist
That’s a GOOD ending. I bet ‘it’ has never been called an ‘eye dentist’ before and had a good chuckle later about it.
Or not. Maybe they’re plotting your demise. One can never tell.
Especially when they know you can’t see them coming.
*closes left eye* We’ve got time, they’re far away…
*closes right eye* AHHHHHH!!! They’re fast!!!!!
That’s a better horror movie premise than probably 80% of the horror movies that actually get made.
She, a very attractive she
And she made sure to tell me my eyesight is otherwise great, but my face is asymmetrical.
Hey thanks, thanks for that
So let me get this straight…
An attractive female optometrist told you that your eyes are great, it’s your FACE that’s all fucked up?
Yeah, rough ending to the day, bro.
But we’re here for you.
Also, circle 11/18/17 on your calendar bub.
Without going into too much detail because I don’t know who reads this blog, I bombed an interview to the point of borderline tears in front of nine, nine interviewers today
At a certain point I started intentionally giving wrong answers just to get the fuck out
See? At least you gained something from that – a story to tell.
I just started watching “I’m Dying Up Here” about stand-up comics. Theme of most episodes is that pain is what makes you real. It’s what people can relate to. You’ll be just fine.
Yeah, thanks dude I appreciate it
You should also watch Ari Shaffirs “This is not happening”
Similar premise and great comics, especially brain Regan’s hockey story
Regan is a scream. Such hysterical facial and vocal comedy and really funny subject bits.
I’ve recorded all of em…you like them?
Yes. Have only seen one but it was very good.
Good. I thought so. Have you seen the CNN special series, “The History of Comedy”? Season 1 was fantastic. Season 2 begins Sunday night…I highly recommend it.
Thanks! Will look for it.
Sorry, man. That’s never a good feeling. Everyone has an off-day at the wrong time eventually.
But we’ve seen your work and know that you’ll be just fine. #kcco
9 interviewers sounds like a fucking inquisition, that’s just rude to the candidate (you). But, hey, I once had a two-day stretch where I bombed over 9 different interviews. Interviewing is the worst. But keep your head up, you’ll find something.
I’m happily employed, I just wanted to see if I could do it
Not the end of the world, just need better social skills.
I wasn’t employed at the time, and it took me a few months to find something. And my social skills still suck, so yay.
Bring back that Corgi avatar and you’ll see a pay raise, I’m sure of it
That’s “Ein” to you, Space Cowboy.
I can’t remember anything about that show, but 2004 cartoon Network adult swim was pretty amazing and I’m pretty sure that cowboy Bebop was in that lineup
Probably. I was deep into the first couple seasons of ATHF and Sealab 2021, then I stopped smoking weed, and adult swim ceased to be entertaining/make sense.
No it just started going downhill (aside from the music) and we got older. I didn’t smoke back then and it was amazing
And the novelty wore off. If you remember CN before then, it played Looney tunes on like repeat all day long, there was a huge novelty in hearing swear words in cartoons after dark
I know one show… Metalocalypse. Laughed so hard I cried just about every episode.
P.S. What worked for me was finding a boss who was also socially awkward. Then parlaying that experience into another position.
I was going to add something along those lines. The right people to work for will understand you better. If they seemed like dicks, you wouldn’t want to work for them in the long run.
They seemed nice, ive just been working remotely for eight years that my mind broke when put under real life pressure
Make a comic for comedic relief?
That’s tomorrow’s plan!
Bren feels pain and EVERYBODY WINS!!!
Wait… yeah, that’s still OK!!!!
It’s Seinfeldian, haha. Gotta roll with it now
And at least you tried. Also, near-sighted/far-sighted bros! Fuck depth perception!
You don’t have both too, do you? I didn’t know it was possible
Yeah, I was diagnosed as a kid… I wore a friggin patch on one eye like a pirate for an hour or whatever each night for a while.
Glasses prescriptions can be tough nowadays. I can’t wear them in certain situations.
Yuh, I have to take mine of when eating puddy too.
Don’t think about it like bombing an interview, think of like going to the council of Elrond and NOT being one of the poor fuckers who has to schlep the ring into Mordor.
MoonZen outta nowhere!
Such wisdom for a young sloth-hopper.
The pen is MIGHTIER than the sword
Well, on November the 18th, I encourage you to practice you social skills with a bunch of rejects from this blog. In person. With beer (or wine or bourbon or nothing – your call).
Consider it a field trip!
If yinz all get lucky I’ll jerk not only Moonie but also a few tears out
Your wording confuses me, but I’m not the fastest on the uptake. Also, bourbon.
Either way, it will be fun.
Reference to when I didn’t get the feeding ducks metaphor
Oh dammit. Lol.
But I’m not sure you know what ‘lucky’ means now…
more like gonna need a Lysol bomb
Brazilian Fart Porn
SIGN ME UP
yinz gonna meet up and feed the ducks?
I’m 98% sure that’s what just happened here.
And I’m actually OK with this.
A certain mom may need an invite…
What’s hysterical is that you would all love my mom. She’s a freaking riot. 60’s flower child, hippie, hitchhiked across the US and back and is a programmer who is one of the few people who get paid to know Cobol still.
Don’t know what Cobol is but she sounds neat!
It’s the “program” they used on the first abacus to count.
Yuh, me and some Chinese guy invented it around 500 BC. The first one used dumplings for counters. We kept eating them though. Abacus is delicious btw.
Cobol is blue…oh, wait…that’s cobalt
Is she coming to the meet?
No. She’s a little crazy now so I don’t let her out after dark.
I taught her Cobol….and a few other things as well….son
heard that. you fucking dick cheese.
Lol fuckin L
Why are you people trying to ruin cheese?
Funny this thread would ruin cheese, and not dicks.
IDK…we ruined Hibbits and CFR, right?
Dick cheese. That one always made me cringe. I mean what is dick cheese? SOOOOO wrong.
There’s a joke here that I feel like I would understand if I were younger. Or smarter.
you could google it 😉
I could, but I literally just ate.
I literally just picked a random cheese, haha. I feel like the color and holes represent the idea best
Hmmm… I’d have gone with Camembert, myself. Soft and musky with a grody looking skin…
is that what YOUR dick looks like? Mine is a beautiful shimmering orange block of government cheese.
Naaw, too soft for dik building material…melts under excessive friction
Is there a pink cheese?
what about a port wine cheese ball with slivered almond coating?
Ouch! I winced
Meh, yer social skills seem above average to me…maybe read a book or two on interview technique and Zen meditation….It really helped me years ago build a strong, discipline of mind and improved coping skills under pressure.
Whacking off a lot helps too : )
Just Youtube Interview skills and how to answer those stupid ‘behavioral’ questions.
You’re under 30, happily surprised you know what the word book means.
Of course I know Book!
Don’t know that book. What dis?
Ron Glass was ‘tits’ on Barney Miller.
I’ve never seen on him on anything but Firefly
Firefly and the movie Serenity were terrific. Barney Miller was a 70’s sitcom that took place on a single set. It was more like a comedic play involving NYC police detectives. Award winning writers and cast.
I only learned about that when he passed away.
You’re going to be heading to Penn Station btw.
Trains run to Trenton, New Jersey up until 1am on weeknights. So you won’t have any trouble getting an Uber from JFK to the station in time. I think you can buy yet ticket right on the train. You’ll just have to text me when you board, and I’ll meet you at the station in Trenton.
I’ll follow up with details later …but you can also google their schedules and other info.
35 and I remember the time before the internet existed. dark days.
*you didn’t do it yet
Fixed that for ya
You can do it. Just not today or just not for that office/business.
Lick your wounds tonight and get back over the boards tomorrow.
Download the UBER APP from Google or the I Store…it’s really easy. You may have to work out how it reads Euro phone numbers, but it’s worth it because NYC cabs are stoopid expensive.
Not Amtrak….sorry…New Jersey Transit rail line. Amtrak is stoopid expensive as well, and totally not worthy of it.
Doan fret…I’ll help you out with all of it, just too tired to try tonight.
Goodgoodgood. It so much easier in Finland because we have just one railway company.
Is Finland built on a platform under a Giant’s Christmas tree?
I just tried to see the schedule from Penn Sta to Trenton and it ‘s only up through October 10th. We’ll have to wait a few days/weeks to see the November schedule.
Yeah! It’s run by the state. Frkn monopoly.
What’s my stop in Trenton?
That’s it…Trenton Station.
BTW….my wife and daughter want me to show them a pic of you or the deal’s off. HAHAHA
I was going to show em that one you posted with yer pussy on yer back. But then I thought…they’ll definitely think yer a serial killer. I think they want it just in case they need to provide one for the police, after we break out of the PGH jail and are on the run.
You can email me one if you’d rather not post it here.
I just got back from my Proctologist who I assidentally called a ‘butt dentist.’
Turns out I need a dougnut for my brown eye.
hahaha…no worries…I seriously think they just wanna see if yer hawt.
So make it a good pic.
By pineapple, I hope you doan mean handgrenade
Holding fruit is a serial murderous trait, I think?
Almost certain…I’ll research it on WebMD Psycho Edition
hahaha …thanks, I think
Iz this a puck? A dig?
ABORT ABORT ABORT
Srsly. This is getting ridiculous.
Oh, we forgot…this is serious blawg….we APEologize
It’s just too much sometimes. Makes me not want to scroll. But I’m just one guy, so I’ll shut up now.
Toucan you appreciate the art??
hahaha…there’s a jok in there, somewhere
NEVER shut up…stay strong and stand up for wut u believe on CHEESE BLAWG!
hahaha…I HATED going there when my kid was little…those fuken rats were creepy…and what was that shit they tried to pass off as pizza?
WHY GOD WHY
Is that a face of Alien’s Engineer?
Or how the Flyers dead reincarnate?
Hi erreyone! What’s that smell?
Going for that ‘all over’ fragrence?
reminds me of snot lady from Billy Madison
It’s the Sabbath day for wombats…have respek
The terrible results of all human cheese farting
His name…. Richard Cheese
Dick cheese is back! HOORAY!
Stop ruining CHEESE.
This particular cheese has been manufactured since the dawn of man.
Richard Cheese is a person? Oh the internet.
r u REALLY surprised?
This guy is LEGIT
pretty good song…love the lyrics…Urinal Tie Flip, BEOTCH
He has many albums if you feel the urge to continue
Just googled him…Stairway to Heaven…lol
Or Cheesezilla will get us?
lolol he could chase Shultz through photos
Shultz should be chasing him
I’m okay with this, also
Having trouble deciding which is the most sinister side-eye…the big ape… or the gorilla : /
What is wrong with everyone this AM? Did someone spike your coffees?
BACK2BACK CHAMPIONS!!! WOOOOOO!!!!
This smells ‘fishy’ to me
You must be thirsty. Here… have some beaver water
Owl/sumthin taking a Phlyers in the woods?
WHO’s MONKEYING around here?
Time for a new post…
Those GIFs are making me sick. It’s weird.
Oh, well sorry about that, sincerely, otherwise…
Second one is soooo weird.
Here, have a new post:
We’re not the heroes you want, we’re the heroes you deserve… 😀
I’m 100% sure of that.
No one showed up… https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/92026ccc952eb6f824e6e85986cc0728f834e05085b711d7cf96e5591eb913ca.gif
blah. MM or gifs? these people are hopeless
I am here now https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/b66d646a8358fdcc03a5e17824489c440533875a7ef91a6f3461e5e9f275603b.gif
It’s not a party without our Finn!
Ty & whale cum!
https://youtu.be/POYGZAIQl2o RIP EMMMM
Currently watching the movie