• Ungaba

    WOO HOO!!!!

    • SouthSideGeno

      Fin and I need tickets…2 but perhaps 3 if my wife want’s to tag along. Is that in any way doable for perhaps the November 22 game against The Black Cocks?

      • lauriruu

        18th is Blackchodes. 22nd is Wankhoover.

        • Broken Coach Vlad

          we should get a bunch of people out to a game..

          • SouthSideGeno

            100% this

          • HawtDoge

            1000% this?

          • Randy

            10000% that.

          • UlfSammySon

            I’m in and can probably put up a few “out-of-towners” if you like sleeping on couches and egg sammiches for breakfast.

        • SouthSideGeno

          Oh, right you are…18 then Ung.

          Nothing set in stone yet…just checking on availability at this point.

          LOWER please…if possible.

          • Ungaba

            Yessah, on it sah, back to you soon sah!

        • PensPointsYourMom

          you should write a letter to Finnish Parliament and get Maatta to comp us a box, that’s how that works right?

          • Ungaba

            I’m sure you can fake being MR, right?

          • lauriruu

            As if they were able to get ANYTHING done…

          • PensPointsYourMom

            write a letter to Maatta, and tell him you’re a fellow countryman with embarrassing pictures of him passed out on his balcony

          • lauriruu

            LOL. Now that might work.

          • SouthSideGeno

            Great idea…go over to Olli’s bunk and ask him to cough up some tickets….yinz all sleep in the same tribal longhouse over der, right?

          • Randy

            That’s the kind of thing that seems to happen a lot in Russia.

          • lauriruu

            I had the same exact thought!

        • Randy

          Woah woah woah. Wankouver? Watch it buddy. I’d hate to go to a Canada vs Finland game in Hellstinky. Rot Fartsmell is the mayor there? Ok that was too harsh wasn’t it?

          • lauriruu

            It’s just that they are not the Penguins.

          • Randy

            Sadly no, but they were the equivalent to the Craps in 2011. League leading GF, GA, PP, PK, diff. President’s trophy, etc. Good times until the whole city burnt down.

      • Ungaba

        I will reach out soon and let you know.

        Preference on location? Lower or upper bowl?

        • PenguinPelts

          Does Ung work for the Pens or something?

          • SouthSideGeno

            He’s VP of Hannys

          • Broken Coach Vlad

            so he lives by me in Wexford…

          • SouthSideGeno

            that, or he’s got really long arms.

          • PensPointsYourMom

            Nah, he’s Pedro’s cousins with all the sweet hook-ups

          • HawtDoge

            UNLIMITED TOTS

      • lauriruu
      • lauriruu

        Soooo… what would rest of the schedule look like? I am free as a bird for five working days, so I’d like to spend possibly a week in the land of ‘Murica. How does this work with yinz?

        • SouthSideGeno

          You fly in on Thursday, we drive to PGH on Friday, go to the game on Saturday…I come home on Sunday…you GTFO…how’s that : D

          • lauriruu

            That’ll do fine ๐Ÿ˜€

          • SouthSideGeno

            hahaha…we can figure something out…but I havt’a be back for work on Monday.

            Maybe, if I deliver you, one of those PGH jags will take you for the rest of the trip???

            But then you’d have to build that into your travel plans…just a thought.

          • lauriruu

            I am sure we’ll find a solution! I’ll bring a tent just in case, and sleep by the Rocky statue.. if need be.

          • SouthSideGeno

            Um, that’s in Philthy…you could return with me on Sunday…but I am not leaving you alone in my house for days at a time, with my dog. We doan want puppies. Especially not mixed breed Fin-Doxies

          • lauriruu

            Do you think I’ll be able to Escape from New York on 23rd of Nov.? :S

          • SouthSideGeno

            Doan see why not. You could take a train into NYC from Philly on Monday, hang out there for as long as you can avoid Homeland Security then head back to Finville whenever you wan to? Or, whatever….we have time to figure it out.

            Maybe Jovi will kidnap you and take you back to Nashville as her prisoner?

          • Ungaba

            There would be worse fates than being kidnapped by her…

          • lauriruu

            Amen.

          • lauriruu

            I’ll figure it out… surely. Does all public transportation operate normally on Thanksgiving Day?

          • SouthSideGeno

            Turkey rides are free on Thanksgiving day.

          • Penguin in Houston

            Migh hafta get up there.

          • lauriruu

            *hafta get up there.

        • I’d probably be available to hang whenever

          • lauriruu

            The Blawg doesn’t keep you too busy? ๐Ÿ˜‰

          • Took a LONG time to write this, so I can’t make any promises

          • lauriruu

            It would be most delightful!

  • lauriruu

    “We” like them.

    • Speak for yourself

      • MoonStanley

        WE are ALL penguins fans on this blessed day

  • SouthSideGeno

    WHERE’S THE PORN???

    • Broken Coach Vlad

      please login to my server with all your credit cards, kthnx

    • Ungaba

      Tiddays?

      • Randy
        • Ungaba

          Nice try… blocked in the US.

          • PensPointsYourMom

            try pouring maple syrup into your USB port #canadianIT

          • Randy

            On behalf of PPyM, sorry.

          • Randy

            Cock blocked by ur own country. Damn.

  • PenguinPelts

    I like the Penguins okay, but can’t stand their fans.

    • Ungaba

      Buncha jags

      • Rad88

        Their fans aren’t terrible, but their blogs… woofyikes

        • SouthSideGeno

          Their blawg has HAWT HAWKEY chicks though

  • Oh yeah, I’ll be in Philly on Thursday and Friday, out(in)side of your mom, anything I should see @SouthSideGeno:disqus ?

    • MoonStanley

      The inside of your eyelids

    • Ungaba

      I’m in KOP all week again.

      Woo.

      • And not Philly proper? Sounds like KOP out

        • Ungaba
    • SouthSideGeno

      I really honestly doan know. I’ve been away from home so much over the past two months I can’t even tell you what’s going on down there. Heading back out again to Oregon this weekend.

      Been down there and seen most everything of a historical nature, you can of course find all that shiz on the interweb…not into the club scene any longer so no clue where to tell you to go for that. Museums and Constitution Hall are very cool.

      Maybe UNG will come visit you…KoP is a quick 20 minute drive down the Schuylkill to the City.

      • Ungaba

        Nope, I’m outta here on Thursday afternoon. And I haven’t attempted to venture into the city from here, mainly because of time constraints. Shame – I’d like to be in the city proper again.

        • SouthSideGeno

          I have jury doody on Thursday…then I’m out on Friday.

          • PensPointsYourMom

            hahaha…you better make us a Styrofoam stanley cup like J-b0t did.

          • SouthSideGeno

            I think I’m gonna make a styrofoam Guillotine and get myself excused.

          • MoonStanley

            Geno Allen Poe

    • UlfSammySon

      Mutter museum was pretty cool when I was there. A bit pricey though for how big it is. It was rainy, so my bandmate and I didn’t get to do much walking around. People did mention some type of gardens downtown to walk through.

      • SouthSideGeno

        Beer Gardens…literally…Outdoor Gardens that are micro-breweries/bars where you can go and hang out and booze….actually these are pretty cool.

    • HawtDoge

      I just legit spent 5 minutes trying to think of a must-see thing in Philly that wasn’t a museum or history related and I couldn’t… so…

      There is a lot of good food though, which I know you’re into, so look into that ๐Ÿ˜€ I had the best burger of my life at The White Dog Cafe in University City.

      If you haven’t been to the art museum you really should go unless you hate art museums. It has a lot of stuff that will have you saying “holy shit, we talked about this piece in art history class”, so that’s pretty cool.

      I agree with Ulfy down below, Mutter museum is cool if you don’t mind weird medical oddity stuff.

      And most importantly, BE YOURSELF AND HAVE FUN OUT THERE

      • MoonStanley
        • HawtDoge

          Whelp, there goes the ONE PLEASANT MEMORY I HAD OF PHILADELPHIA!

          THANKS MOONEY! ๐Ÿ˜€

          • MoonStanley

            I THINK that’s why I’m here? ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜‰

          • SouthSideGeno

            “I Think, therefore I Moon.”
            Stanley Descartes

          • MoonStanley

            Put that on my gravestone, baby!

      • PensPointsYourMom

        your mother’s museum has enough weird medical oddities, so I’m all set thanks.

        • Ungaba

          So is this a double-reverse rip or something? Because you’re banging his mom and stuff, right?

          • PensPointsYourMom

            peel back the layers baby….

          • Ungaba

            Ew, is that a medical reference?

            Yeah, I don’t wanna know…

          • PensPointsYourMom

            #oniongenitals

          • HawtDoge
          • PensPointsYourMom

            that’s strange, I dressed up as a mega-colon for Halloween last year.

          • Ungaba

            Oh, that’s what you were!!! I thought you were an earthworm.

          • Ungaba

            Yeah, no thanks.

            But I bet Dr. Radenwhackjob will go with you if you get 2 tickets…

      • Broken Coach Vlad

        see the statue of the guy from a movie about boxing that never existed.. because Philly doesn’t have real champions.

        • Ungaba

          IKR?!??!?!?!?!? They have Ben Franklin and a broken bell and some old shit that nobody cares about.

          Oh, and crime. LOADS of that around. And bad schools.

          And Bill Cosby will drug you and touch you but also pay for your degree if you look like are the progeny of a Harlem Globtrotter and a tank.

          • Broken Coach Vlad

            I’ll let Bill touch me if he pays off my student loans….

          • PensPointsYourMom

            #highpricedtail

  • MoonStanley

    This is, BY FAR, the MOST controversial post that I’ve ever seen on this site…

    Wow… just… wow…

    I’m not sure if I feel comfortable here anymore…

    https://cdn.meme.am/instances/29774661.jpg

    • Randy

      Your a cuck.

      • MoonStanley

        You’re***

        I don’t have a wife or girlfriend, my dude

        • Randy

          Oh. Ok. I don’t really know what a cuck is anyway ๐Ÿ˜‰

        • Randy

          Aww I was hoping someone would recognize misspelling “you’re” as part my comedic genius. *fail*

    • Aren’t you supposed to be living in the mountains somwhere?

      • MoonStanley

        I’ll be memeing from the mountains this time next week. I’ll go radio silent until then, if requested

        • Ungaba

          Not requested, silly. Just wondering when you were off to Nowheresville, TN.

          • MoonStanley

            ๐Ÿ˜€

            10-4

          • Broken Coach Vlad

            texas sized 10-4?

          • PensPointsYourMom

            fuckin’ De-gens from up-country

          • MoonStanley

            Surprise Letterkenny?

  • Penguin in Houston

    Crazy, way too verbose today Brenn.

    • Ungaba

      What’s sad is that he’s been working on it since the 4th.

  • lauriruu

    I suggest erreyone to hold on to the butt nearest to you because November is not that far away.

  • Ungaba

    https://twitter.com/DownGoesBrown/status/884465829684932608

    This is horrible… and fantastic all at the same time.

  • PensPointsYourMom

    Shit. It just occurred to me that although Paul got his walking papers, we’re stuck with plywood Jay Caufield for another season.

    • SouthSideGeno

      At least until Mario catches him banging the Queen…
      “Hold it right there Nathalie.”

      • Broken Coach Vlad

        If you notice… the offensive zone is being penetrated… later I’ll show the defensive zone penetration… Caufield and Mario are boys, he will have a job forever.

        • SouthSideGeno

          “Ya just can’t leave that backdoor unprotected and not expect to get scored on. Watch him slam it home here.”

          Totally Mario’s wing man.

          • PensPointsYourMom

            this conversation is in bad taste. No body should even talk about the Master’s grapes.

    • Ungaba

      Baby steps. The guy that talks the most is gone first, and that’s a big first step.

      • SouthSideGeno

        They both talk a lot and neither says anything wort hearing…you really think Paul was worse?
        I’m happy he’s out-enzie but he at least he had a HawkeyPorn redeeming quality.
        Jay’s gotz nuttin IMO

        • Ungaba

          Paul had no redeeming qualities, period. And I won’t even bother watching another parade if he’s the MC.

          • SouthSideGeno

            Wrooooong!

            He was the 2nd leading Porn Scorer on the team last season.
            He’s like the Malkin of Hawkey Porn.

          • MoonStanley

            Give him the silver dildo!

          • SouthSideGeno

            Only when we can pry it from the cold, dead cheeks of UNG.

          • Ungaba

            Just make sure I’m dead when you try to pull it out. I don’t want to be awake for that.

          • MoonStanley

            **puff of dust & smoke**

          • SouthSideGeno

            *accompanied by the screeching sound of Stainless Steel on rusty Iron ass.

          • PensPointsYourMom

            “I’ll give you my dildo when you pry it from my cold, dead ass”

          • SouthSideGeno

            Said Charlton Himpaste with his last dying gasp…

          • PensPointsYourMom

            The pens haven’t lost back-to-back games since February of the 63-64 season, that’s 184,000 games since then.

          • Ungaba

            Are you OK? I call bullshit, but I feel like there’s a joke that I’m missing.

          • SouthSideGeno

            (shhhh, I think he’s off his meds)

          • PensPointsYourMom

            frk you! I’ll eat all the rubber hosing in your car like goddamn sulphuric acid, then poop it in a stinky rubber fart pile inside a paper bag, then light it on fire and burn down your patio furniture!

          • SouthSideGeno

            (yup, off his meds)

          • Ungaba

            Oh, I was thinking that was standard response for him.

          • MoonStanley
          • SouthSideGeno

            Awwww…izat PPYM…he’s a cute lil dikens

          • PensPointsYourMom

            Yeah, its like some shit Paul would say.

          • Broken Coach Vlad

            I think that was his going away present.. and he proved why he needs to go away, trying to start chants like we are Nashville and never won anything before..

    • MoonStanley

      We need SOME homers on the crew!!! Jay is hilarious

      • Ungaba

        …for me to poop on!!!!

        • MoonStanley

          You never saw him playing virtual poker by himself, haha.

          Honestly though, he taught me a lot with those breakdowns as I grew up. He’s not an idiot like Paul

          • SouthSideGeno

            He’s an idiot not like Paul…the same, butt different

          • Ungaba

            Diff-ridiot?

          • MoonStanley

            FREEZE IT RIGHT THERE!

            Here, we have Geno comparing Paul to myself.

            **circles Pauls head**

            This guy…

            **draws a line from Paul to himself**

            is related to myself by way of the Penguins

            **circles himself, and draws loop back to Paul**

            Now, what we have here… wait… I just drew a dick.

            ~~~END SCENE~~~

          • Ungaba

            Yup!

            That’s my favorite thing that he does. He always throws a ‘yup’ in at the end when it’s no longer his turn to talk. It’s like an OCD thing.

          • SouthSideGeno

            Yup : /

          • MoonStanley

            YUP!

    • MoonStanley
    • j-b0t

      I fucking love Jay.

      • HawtDoge

        Makes sense, he’s like a doofy but lovable robot that is constantly malfunctioning and on the verge of a complete shutdown, but you love him anyway.

        • SouthSideGeno

          Hmmmmm….sounds like someone else we know and love….lemmie think

          • HawtDoge
          • Ungaba

            #throwbackmonday

            That movie does not hold up well. Of course, anything with Steve Guttenberg is pretty much that way, aside from maybe the first Police Academy

          • PensPointsYourMom

            Fuck. You.

          • Ungaba

            Oh come on. Give me one other thing that he’s done that’s worth remembering.

          • PensPointsYourMom

            Cocoon?

          • Ungaba

            Oh damn, got me there. Great movie.

          • SouthSideGeno

            Doan hold back…what have I tole you…no sugar coating?
            hahaha

          • Ungaba

            I watched that movie a dozen times, easily. But looking back on it now… yikes.

            Whereas I will watch The Breakfast Club from any point that it’s on through the end every time I see it on the guide.

          • PensPointsYourMom

            I watched fast times at Ridgmont High this weekend. It was all downhill from there for Shaun Penn.

          • SouthSideGeno

            HA! I did too, Mr Hanny

          • PensPointsYourMom

            frking Judge Reinhold….also tho…tiddays.

          • Ungaba

            Iconic tidday shot of all time.

          • Ungaba

            Gnarly! I 100% agree. Bad Boys was pretty good for him too though. I think that’s what it was called… he went to jail, bully put a booger in his grean beans… he beats up a Mexican…

          • PensPointsYourMom

            so basically he fulfills the Trump campaign promises?

          • Ungaba

            So you’re saying it’s been too many days without politics for you?

          • PensPointsYourMom

            no I was kidding really. That was an odd litany of acts. I haven’t seen that Bad Boys, just one that probably embarrasses Will Smith.

          • Ungaba
          • Ungaba

            “Mick O’Brien”

            Good lord that’s lazy.

          • PensPointsYourMom

            lolololol “Mick O’Brien” lemme guess, he’s got an italian friend named Linguine Wopniole and Scottish friend named Hagis McKiltlarny

          • SouthSideGeno

            Doan forget Stosh Polonski

          • Ungaba

            Well, he had a jewish cellie named ‘Horowitz’ and he beat up a Mexican named Paco Moreno.

            Girlfriend, played by Ally Sheedy no less, was J.C. Walenski.

            So… yeah. Purt near.

          • PensPointsYourMom

            mmmm Ally Sheedy

          • Ungaba

            She made the 80’s stiffer…

          • PensPointsYourMom

            way better than stupid stuck up Molly Ringworm

          • SouthSideGeno

            ‘Shitty in Stink’

          • Ungaba

            That’s definitely the porn parody.

          • SouthSideGeno

            Gotta go with yer strengths, right?

          • PensPointsYourMom

            Two in the Pretty, one in the stink.

          • Ungaba

            Reasonable. And shocking.

          • SouthSideGeno

            *U = FIRE
            lol

          • SouthSideGeno

            Before she ran her face into ‘plastic-meatgrinder’

          • PensPointsYourMom

            well, yeah

          • SouthSideGeno

            hahaha…vomit

          • SouthSideGeno

            OK…’we’ shouldn’t do this…I’m on day 4 no of tobacco…I will fuken kill something.

            jussayin

          • Ungaba

            I miss tobacky. Some days. But every time I think I can try it again and have a drag it makes me want to puke.

            Good for you, bub!

          • SouthSideGeno

            I TOTALLY UNDERSTAND. This is the 5th time I’ve quit in the last 10 years or so.
            Errey time, 6-8 months after I am smoke free I go buy one or two cigars thinking “I can just have one errey now and again”…two weeks later, I wake up in Cuba on a plantation growing the shit.

          • SouthSideGeno

            uh-oh : O

          • ItsAJagBaby

            I was in Police Academy 5 as an extra. Still got the cop hat and badge. I pull people over for fun now.

          • PensPointsYourMom

            Johnny 5! …underrated movie.

          • SouthSideGeno

            Loved that movie when it was first out.

  • SouthSideGeno

    GoT this Sundeeeee night!!! That’s almost as good as hawkey.

    Is erreybody a FARGO fan? I just binged the 1st season…pretty good.

    • PensPointsYourMom

      I started my season 6 refresher last night. So stoked. Can’t wait for the GoT. Dragons bitches.

      • SouthSideGeno

        I’ma havt’a dew dat.

        Goin out on a limb here and guessing Khaleesi wins GoT.
        Didn’t read the books so I doan know for sure but I can’t see anybody beating up dem dragoooons.

        • PensPointsYourMom

          They’ll solve Kings Landing in the first 4-5 episodes, I’m waiting for the great war to come, dragons vs white walkers and shit!

        • Ungaba

          The show is well ahead of the books now. Nobody knows WTF is going on.

          Khaleesi beds Snow – fire & ice – white walkers melt – Bran the Third Eye takes over a dragon in final combat.

          I just wonder who kills Cersei. THAT will be a cheer-worthy episode. My money is on Tyrion.

          • SouthSideGeno

            Tyrion, in the gazebo, with the silver dildo?

          • PensPointsYourMom

            I want to see how the Mountain dies.

          • SouthSideGeno

            Izat The Hound under there? I still think since we didn’t see him actually die…???

          • Ungaba

            The Hound lives.

          • HawtDoge

            It’s his brother, the mountain, who got poisoned by the guy from the place where they poison erreyone in that trial by combat thing that happened what seems like forever ago… ๐Ÿ˜€

          • Ungaba

            You are officially old and auff yer rocker.

            If you don’t know the difference between the Hound and the Mountain, you’re gunna have to go back more than one season, bucky.

          • SouthSideGeno

            I did watch the entire thing but I doan remember that…fuk. Thanks for clearing that up.

            But I still think that Hound…might just still be alive.

          • Ungaba

            YES HE IS ALIVE.

            Leave work early and go watch Season 6 immediately.

          • SouthSideGeno

            Last season, right? How dafuq do I not recall this?

            I swear I will my leige…*on one knee, fist to heart salute

          • PensPointsYourMom

            spoiler alert: he finds Jesus, then the Brotherhood comes and burns down their church and the hound goes on a murderous rampage. I don’t remember what happens after that.

          • Ungaba

            Yes, that.

            Also, I have no idea how you do that font with the hidey-ness but it’s super fun.

          • PensPointsYourMom

            “” with “spoiler” written in between the carrots then at the end carrots again with “/spoiler” in them, or you can consult disgust help.

          • Ungaba

            Thanks man!

          • SouthSideGeno

            “” tits “”

            fuckywucks…I used to be able to do this…

          • Ungaba

            tiddays!!!

          • PensPointsYourMom

            no quotes.

          • Ungaba

            He’s older… it takes him a couple of tries.

          • SouthSideGeno

            unless it’s yer mum

          • Ungaba

            IT guy, eh?

          • PensPointsYourMom

            sometimes I can get your mom to work if I pull the cable out, count to 30 and put it back in

          • SouthSideGeno

            you left out a T

          • SouthSideGeno

            outside the carrots? or inside? or both/all?

          • PensPointsYourMom

            anywhere. I just used quotes to set it apart in my description because I can’t type the actual thing.

          • SouthSideGeno

            right…

            duh me

          • Ungaba
          • SouthSideGeno

            OH…riiiiiight…now I rememory

            It’s been so fuken long …I hate that it takes so long between seasons.

          • Ungaba

            I feel like it has to be fire. A dragon will be required to end that thing.

    • HawtDoge

      I started season one of Fargo and never finished it… not sure why… GoT on the other hand…
      I just rewatched the last season so I doan have too many brain farts trying to member what dah hell’s goin on ๐Ÿ˜€

      • Ungaba

        Only 7. Frking. Episodes.

        7!!!!!!

        That’s not enough episodes.

        • SouthSideGeno

          70 would not be enough…right?

      • Binret

        Finished all 3 seasons of fargo. Pretty great. New season I wasn’t sure of, but Nikki Swango killed it.

        • PensPointsYourMom

          hello new person

        • SouthSideGeno

          U NEW?

          Whale Cum.

        • HawtDoge

          I’ll have to get into it at some point, my lover-ly wife watched the first season and had been asking me to catch up so we can finish together…. *waits patiently*

          *EDIT: HELLO OLD FRIEND!*

          • PensPointsYourMom

            also what she said

          • HawtDoge

            thank you

    • MoonStanley
      • Ungaba

        This is FANTASTIC.

        • PensPointsYourMom

          And I thought I was good at wasting time.

      • SouthSideGeno

        I’ll check this later from home…

      • SouthSideGeno

        That was pretty amazing…yinz sloths are ok after all.

        • MoonStanley

          aww shucks

    • I LOVE Fargo. Season 1 is my favorite, but theyre all great

  • Ungaba

    Why can I not see this thing?

    • SouthSideGeno

      Put on yer dragon glasses….

    • PensPointsYourMom

      thats what she said.

      • SouthSideGeno

        Adult World sells em I think ; )

    • HawtDoge

      The emoji? you have to add an extension to your browser.. or the photo?

      • Ungaba

        Emoji I can see fine.

        Oh, and after I refreshed I can see the picture now as well.

  • Ungaba
    • PensPointsYourMom

      2.2 per, that’s not bad.

  • j-b0t

    This post is a 10/10. I love it. Probably my favorite yet.

    I’m not kidding.

    • SouthSideGeno

      Izat yer eggplant talking?

      • j-b0t

        This post has reinvigorated my eggplant (it was actually a radish).

        • SouthSideGeno

          That’s wut she said

          • Ungaba

            Starts as a radish… finishes as an eggplant.

          • SouthSideGeno

            “Dude looks like a Raaaadish”

          • j-b0t

            She actually said “that’s a RADISH?!?” and her eyes became like two voracious singularities desperate to consume all that were pulled into their entranced, black gaze.

          • PensPointsYourMom

            fucking vegans

          • SouthSideGeno

            That’s when the dark matter splooges out into the verse, right?

          • Ungaba

            Huh? Wat?

          • HawtDoge

            Ok, so it’s not just me… ๐Ÿ˜€

          • j-b0t

            Executing bot translation- target dialect: modern American, breathing status=mouth….

            She got dem eyes like “got DAYUM i needs me to sucky that D!”

          • SouthSideGeno

            lol…bleep

          • Ungaba

            Too far off the end of the scale the other way.

            Dik-b0t.

          • PensPointsYourMom

            Your mom looooooovvvvess, the dik-bot

          • SouthSideGeno

            *same as above

          • SouthSideGeno

            *pissing pants laughing at work

          • lauriruu
  • Ungaba

    Iginla needs to retire, like, last year.

    https://twitter.com/GarretHohl/status/884498525999906817

    • Randy

      And dad needs to keep on truckin’

    • j-b0t

      One more year dad. ONE MORE YEAR.

  • Ungaba
    • SouthSideGeno

      Yuh…isn’t that where Jewcie is from : /

      • Ungaba

        Reasonable.

  • Ungaba

    Fun factoid: my co-worker, from Boston, went to school and is good friends with Mike Sullivan’s niece.

    And Conor Sheary is engaged to her. So he hangs out with Sheary regularly.

    Pedro’s cousins got NOTHING on me.

    • Jovi

      Sleeping your way into a no-trade clause.

      • Ungaba

        ABAM. No kidding. But they were together before he was even called up apparently.

        Also, he’s adorable, so he can have one of those if he wants.

        • Jovi

          Does someone have a man crush?

          • Ungaba

            Duh. He’s tots adorbs! And I do fear for him every time he gets crunched into a corner.

          • SouthSideGeno

            Except if it yer ‘corner’ he crushes into I’m guessing.

          • Randy

            “Ung’s Corner” the name of his cam site. No charge if you’re ‘adorbs’

          • Ungaba

            Tots McGoats!

  • Ungaba

    OK, without looking at the roster, who’s the oldest Penguin currently signed to a contract?

    Well it’s Niemi, but he’s only 33 and he doesn’t count since he’s a noob. Then Hunwick, and he doesn’t count for the same reasons.

    So who’s next? I’ll tell you, I’m surprised and wouldn’t have guessed it but it makes sense.

    • Jovi

      Horny

      • Jovi

        Is it a call up, because I don’t really pay attention to those peeps.

        • Ungaba

          Horny, Malkin, Letang (and Reaves). All 30 years old. Sid will be joining them soon.

          Good guess!

          • Jovi

            Horny is only 30! He ages as well as Kessel does.

            Kessel should be thirty soon too. Same birth year as Sid.

          • Ungaba

            Zakly. He’s a couple months younger – October 2.

          • Randy

            Kessel can’t be only 30. He looks like he’s 10 years older than me (like 47ish). Must have faked his birth certificate.

    • SouthSideGeno

      Niemi?

      hahaha

  • Jovi

    Is anyone Amazing today or did we already have that talk?

    • Ungaba

      You mean other commentors or a trade target?

      • Jovi

        Oops, auto correct. Meant Amazon-ing.
        I’m sure everyone thinks they are amazing.

        • Ungaba

          Oh, it’s Prime Day? Eff that place.

        • j-b0t

          Bots don’t think.

          • Jovi

            You can program them to.

          • SouthSideGeno

            I know this person could….”now where did I put my Spock costume”

            https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/30988a514a18dbfa7e0d569787f04aa481c32df6a6834dfa6f720d4469a4f969.jpg

            Jovi to the bridge paleeeeeze

          • Randy

            Oh man, I got a shot of my gf the other day looking like Spock. Got her to put her hand up like Spock too. Lol

          • Ungaba

            So… is this a PornHub channel that I need to ‘unlock’ or something? ‘Chicks who look like spock’?

          • Randy

            That’s Star Frek, a knock off of Star Whores, featuring princess Lay-her

          • lauriruu

            Hand up where?

          • Randy

            The Vulcan salute. Live long and prosper buddy.

    • Ungaba

      Wait, what’s the talk? I mean… is it ‘The Talk’? Or is there more to this one? Are midgets involved?

      • Jovi

        Midget? What the hell are you doing to Mrs Ung!

        • lauriruu
          • Ungaba

            Holy shit, I really thought this was a joke. This is not a joke.

          • j-b0t

            Murray Christ.

            They actually made this? And released it to the public?

          • lauriruu

            Yep!

          • lauriruu

            Never go full dwarf.

          • Jovi

            Scared to open

    • SouthSideGeno

      I’m only semi-amazing today. I doan get all the way to full-amazing till Friday.

    • lauriruu

      Oh yes! I am amazing today. Thanks for asking. What should I be Amazoning?

      • Jovi

        Tu madre

  • Ungaba

    Underrated or just the beneficiary of playing with great talent his whole career?

    https://twitter.com/keeperofthecup/status/884533301410762752

    • Randy

      That’s a lot of hardware and a haircut that you could set your watch to.

    • j-b0t

      I think he is rated.

    • Midnight Rider

      I’ll miss him. One of my fav Pens of the Crosby-Malkin era.

    • PensPointsYourMom

      mostly underrated, but being the beneficiary of generational talent didn’t hurt.

      • Broken Coach Vlad

        I agree. We all forget how many talented people try to play with Sid or Geno and just can’t. It takes being talented enough to finish but it is also a talent to be able to play with that level of talent.

    • PensPointsYourMom

      one of those is his olympic ring, he doesn’t have this year’s cup ring yet, so he’s got 5.

      • lauriruu

        But there are five Olympic rings?

        • PensPointsYourMom

          so nine rings?

          • Ungaba

            preciousssesssssssssssssss

    • UlfSammySon

      What a great job Philip Pritchard has. Or terrible. Either he’s pounding beers with the boys in celebration at the cup parties, or wishing it was just him and his “baby” again like all winter long.

    • Jovi

      He doesn’t go to the Olympics if wasn’t for Crosby and he security blanket issues

      • Ungaba

        Agreed, but he had a great last 2 games of those Olympics. At least the last one I know for sure.

      • SouthSideGeno

        #8 Penguin all time goals scored, top 15 all time total points…jssayin

  • j-b0t

    At the risk of opening up some worms, I was just reading through this: https://www.reddit.com/r/hockey/comments/6mfqwe/i_created_an_algorithm_to_help_me_decide_which/

    A guy is a new NHL fan, decided to pick a team based on a WAY TOO complicated algorithm. Ended up with Toronto (lol).

    But the hilarious thing? He gave Senator fans a rating of 2 (out of 10) and now Senators fans are FLIPPING SHIT. “We are awesome, you’re fucking retarded!” etc. Which is just….so perfect.

    I’m sorry, I know everyone else here seemed to love the Senators fans, but for the most part they bugged the shit out of me.

    • PensPointsYourMom

      I’m glad I’m not a virgin.

      • j-b0t

        I would be more glad if it didn’t seem to be a recurring condition :-/

    • lauriruu

      Ottawa Senators:

      -Ohyeeeah Erik Karlsson!
      -Guy Boucher has a pretty cool scar.

      That’s all I got.

      • PensPointsYourMom

        that guy spent waaaaaaaaay too much time on that, also Reddit is just twitter without character limits, and that’s not a good thing.

        • lauriruu

          Penguins past postseason success is 7/10. Naturally.

    • lauriruu
  • PensPointsYourMom

    That’s cause you don’t have leverage over the man-animal.

    • j-b0t

      Stop.

    • SouthSideGeno

      Hey man…I got some really potent Kerbango

  • Jovi

    How in da hell do you find these things!

  • lauriruu
  • Ungaba

    https://twitter.com/RonCookPG/status/884702922344411137

    OK, so time to start the replacement rumors.

  • Ungaba

    So you’re stirring it up just to stir it up. I should have expected as much. grrrrrrrrrrrrr! ๐Ÿ™‚

  • PensPointsYourMom

    rumors of Jagr to the Flames.

    • SouthSideGeno

      fuk

    • MoonStanley

      His first Canadien team??

      • Ungaba

        Holy shit, great point! I hadn’t thought about that, but you’re 100% correct.

        Pens, Craps, Rags, Broons, Stars, Devils, Panthers, KHL-whatevers… no Canadun at all. I’m sure that’s on his bucket list.

        Well, I’m not sure, but maybe it is/was…

        • SouthSideGeno

          It should have been us
          #sodissapoint

  • Ungaba
    • SouthSideGeno

      boooooooo

      He bought that joke from the damaged goods rack at IKEA.

      • Ungaba

        That’s a pretty elaborate Dad Pun. This man deserves mega kudos.

        • SouthSideGeno

          pfffth : P

  • SouthSideGeno
    • “jovis a girl?”

      • Ungaba

        NO FREAKING WAY!!!!!

      • SouthSideGeno

        Now you’ll have someone to swap clothes with

      • MoonStanley

        sooo, no weiner?

        • SouthSideGeno

          I think she’s in the ‘renting to own’ phase

          • Ungaba

            Most chicks are, right? I mean the ones that prefer weiner, at least.

            And I hear that practically ALL chicks have purchased at least one…

          • SouthSideGeno

            My wife keeps hers in the freezer for ‘special’ occasions

          • MoonStanley

            that’s ice cold, yo!

          • SouthSideGeno

            frozen STIFF

  • Ungaba

    You think this is pronounced ‘Suzz-man’?

    https://twitter.com/WBSPenguins/status/884764713585868800

    • SouthSideGeno

      prawly

      Zuk-man mebe?

    • lauriruu

      Suck-man

      • SouthSideGeno

        I gotz da GREEN LIGHT from my wife-boss for our tentative Penguin Game plan.

        She just wanted me to make sure you weren’t a serial killer.

        So I need to know how many people have you murdered in their sleep?

        • Ungaba

          Oh yeah, good first question!

          Also, do you like fava beans? Or Chianti?

          • lauriruu

            I must’ve checked on five different occasions how ‘chianti’ is pronounced… Yet erreytime ihas slipped my braimb.

          • SouthSideGeno

            It’s …”red-rum”

            You put an r in, for fun : (

          • Ungaba

            key-aunt-eh

          • lauriruu

            Ty!

        • lauriruu

          Is this killed in their dreams or ‘murdered while asleep’?

          • SouthSideGeno

            In your case, both..

            OH, and you have top promise …NO ‘TRAVOLTA’ CLOTHES

          • lauriruu

            Frk. I’ll buy some new clothing from the airport.

          • SouthSideGeno

            You still haven’t answered my original question….I’ll wait here.

        • lauriruu

          Things are happening! Flights are being booked. Passport is being renewed.

          Also, you should be receiving mail pretty soon, Geno.

          • SouthSideGeno

            Wait…we doan even know if we have tickets yet.

          • Ungaba

            You will have tickets, I’m sure. But seriously… October 18th? I need real dates and numbers of seats required, PRONTO.

          • SouthSideGeno

            Just me and FINster…but It would be great if moar peeps from on here committed to going…

            IT’S A HAWKEY BLAWG NIGHT IN PITSBORGH

          • lauriruu

            The game is on Saturday on 18th of November.

          • Ungaba

            11/18/17. Penguins hosting the Blackhawks. 2 tickets (so far).

            Maximum dollar amount to spend?

          • SouthSideGeno

            I UNDERSTOOD YOU WERE BUYING???

            (Lauriruu….back me up here…)

          • Ungaba

            OK, OK, fine… I’m ‘working the system’…

          • SouthSideGeno

            haha….wow

            Can we get an option or two? I’d go as high as $150 (or so) for a lower level, blue line-ish, first 10 rows, Pens shoot twice end, behind the Pens bench, I need the aisle, seat….too picky?

          • Ungaba

            Yes. That’s too picky. YOU GET WHAT YOU GET!!!

            Nah, I’m asking what’s there. Should know soon.

          • SouthSideGeno

            You’re going too, right?

          • Ungaba

            Well yeah!

          • SouthSideGeno

            : )

            GREAT…who else is …cuming???

          • lauriruu

            That’s the info I had.

          • SouthSideGeno

            ; )

          • MoonStanley

            I can probably do that date!

          • SouthSideGeno

            AWRIGHT!

          • MoonStanley

            My last day in the mountains is Nov 4th. I probably shouldnt make any promises yet tho… crap

          • Ungaba

            Ticketmaster doesn’t even have them on-sale yet, so I’ll have to see what my friend in sales has to say. Will let y’all know shortly.

          • MoonStanley

            sounds good

          • SouthSideGeno

            Thinking I’ll try to book 2 rooms here…

            https://www.ihg.com/holidayinnexpress/hotels/us/en/pittsburgh/pitxs/hoteldetail#scmisc=nav_hoteldetail_ex&

            Stayed here before…reasonably affordable and close to the Taint.

            See what you think Fin

          • Ungaba

            HOTEL PARTY AT GENO’S ROOM!!!!

          • SouthSideGeno

            I’ll order the heart shaped bed and rubber sheets then?

          • Ungaba

            …and I’ll just presume you’ll be bringing the frozen toys as well…

          • SouthSideGeno

            We need to get Jovi and PiH to come..um, I mean join us

          • MoonStanley

            lolol

          • MoonStanley

            Yeah, gonna need some Chingy too!

          • Ungaba

            rassis?

          • MoonStanley
          • Ungaba

            I’m just not sure why we need him… Oh. Holiday Inn.

            Ha. Ha ha.

          • MoonStanley

            lol. Sloth joke

          • SouthSideGeno

            the rapper?

            ooooooh nermind ; )

          • SouthSideGeno

            Too late you already committed
            *fingers in ears…nananananana
            #doanleavemealonewiththose2

          • MoonStanley

            ๐Ÿ™‚

          • lauriruu

            Fantastic ๐Ÿ™‚

          • SouthSideGeno

            Anthrax? Ebola?

          • Ungaba

            No thank you!

          • lauriruu

            You’ll see ๐Ÿ˜‰

        • Jovi

          50 walkers, 3 people.
          All had it coming.

    • lauriruu
      • Ungaba

        Nice! So his nickname should be Church. Which is dumb but also helpful.

      • SouthSideGeno

        That isn’t even close to making phonetic sense.

        • lauriruu

          Trick question

        • Ungaba

          It is if you’re from Eastern Europe.

          • SouthSideGeno

            Some of my my ancestors were and still…NOPE

          • Ungaba

            Czech. Check. Chuch, at the very least. And they sneak in an ‘R’ because it’s fun.

  • Ungaba

    The Rags added Lindy Ruff as an assistant coach. I guess that’s not to dissimilar from the Pens having Sullivan as HC and Martin as AC, but it just seems odder somehow, no?

  • Ungaba
    • SouthSideGeno

      Oscar Meyer?

      • Ungaba

        Phil Meyer or Oscar Kessel, you pick.

        • SouthSideGeno

          Nathan Kesselstein?

    • MoonStanley

      I’ve been seeing this damn hotdog EVERYWHERE the past 2 days

      • Ungaba

        MEMEDOG

        • SouthSideGeno

          IKEA jok #2

  • MoonStanley

    FIN KILLED ME TWICE ALREADY

  • MoonStanley

    “hehe”

    • SouthSideGeno

      Yeah, you laugh now but are you going to pick up the hawkey porn job next season after that Krazy FIN red-rums me and my wife and dog?
      HU? ARE YA?

      • Ungaba

        That’s, like, real work Moonie. Think carefully on this one. Imagine all the porny searches you’ll have to do.

        • MoonStanley

          I do a lot already, LOL. **blushes**

          • SouthSideGeno

            NO! : O
            hahaha

  • Ungaba

    Restarting this thread up here:

    Date: November 18th, 2017
    Place: PPG Paints Arena
    Event: Chicago Blackhawks vs. Pittsburgh Penguins

    Attendees: @SouthSideGeno:disqus , @lauriruu:disqus, @ungabaintrepid:disqus, @moonstanley:disqus

    Seats/Prices/Etc.: ?????

    Seats aren’t on sale yet. My buddy told me to re-ask in a month. ๐Ÿ™ But we WILL get them! So definitely make your plans, lauriruu!!!

    • Rad88

      As I’ve said, if I am in the Northeast I will try my best to attend

      • Ungaba

        The Doctor Is In!

        • lauriruu

          Commited. No refunds.

        • Rad88

          I hope so. I’ve actually never been to a game at CEC/PPG. Snuck in to a youth championship game there so I could see the arena during the first year it was opened, so hopefully this works out

      • SouthSideGeno

        AWESOME…OH you better bring yer script pad ; )

    • SouthSideGeno
      • Ungaba

        What’s the blog email? Geno, I need to get in touch with you because I have an idea…

        No, not THAT idea.

        • SouthSideGeno
          • Rad88

            we are so creative

          • Rad88

            Also, maybe put attention SSG in it somewhere so I know to forward it to him. Otherwise it will go with all of our other fanmail from our millions of lovers and admirers

          • SouthSideGeno

            Billions served

          • Ungaba

            Too late… start sifting!

          • lauriruu

            Do I keep sending the porn to that same e-mail address?

          • SouthSideGeno

            Certainly…untill you get UNG’s mum’s email

          • Ungaba

            I was gonna DM you on the Tweet machine but I see you don’t allow for those shenanigans.

          • SouthSideGeno

            Wait…I didn’t think I had that blocked…how do I un-block it?

          • Ungaba

            Dunno… that’s far too advanced for me.

          • SouthSideGeno

            Once RAD forwards it to me we can email…I’ll send you FINster’s as well so we can have a 3sum

          • Rad88

            unless your profile is set to private it shouldn’t be blocked. You have to follow each other for DMs though… which makes this awkward

          • Ungaba

            Ah so… he probably doesn’t follow me… ๐Ÿ™

          • SouthSideGeno

            I fallo…Penguin Jesus…right?

          • Ungaba

            Certainly.

            @pghpensfan93 is pretty cool too, tho.

            Just sayin’

          • SouthSideGeno

            I doan really twat that much, so email is prawlly butter

    • lauriruu

      I am plan. All is done. Except my ESTA application.

      • SouthSideGeno

        Did you take a look at the Pittsburgh hotel webpage?

        Are you ok with the $$$ amount for a one night stay?

        This place is really close to the Taint, we could actually walk there from the hotel, if we wanted to…and it’s on the South Side…read as… ‘ALL THE BARS IN HEAVEN”

        • lauriruu

          I was just looking for that comment here. It looks great. Much fancier than what I am used to

          • SouthSideGeno

            OK, no farm animals allowed though…gonna havt’a leave yer goat home this trip.

            When we confirm tix for the game…I’ll make a rez for two rooms, and two hookers. How many hookers will you need?

          • lauriruu

            Yeah, that sounds good. Ung’s mom will suffice.

    • I’ll go

      • SouthSideGeno

        YOU FRIGGIN BUTTER BELIEVE IT YER GONNA

        WOOOWHOOO…

    • HawtDoge

      I am definitely interested. Unfortunately due to my job situation I can’t guarantee I can make it 100%. So I guess if someone is buying a block of tickets count me in, and I will give/sell my ticket to another blawg-frand if need be. I can say with 95% surety that I am down for this. Also what hotel was yinz planning on staying at @SouthSideGeno:disqus? I have frands I could crash with, but just in case ๐Ÿ˜€

    • Jovi

      sound fun; I well see what I can do.

  • Rad88

    So did I miss some crazy report where he was the driving force behind everything, or is losing Cue Ball just getting reactions because its July and we need attention?

    • SouthSideGeno

      He’s only ever been a driving force from behind Mrs Gretzky

      • Ungaba

        Is that a legit thing? Did he really bang Mrs. Gretz?

        • SouthSideGeno

          Dunno butt I know they were both involved in that gambling scandal years back and both… ‘got off’

    • MoonStanley

      I’d say Tocchet was a big “intangibles” type guy. Reportedly, Kessel was not happy at all that he’s leaving

      • Rad88

        Trade Phil to Arizona then for Duclair, Chychyrhchcyrn and a First

        • SouthSideGeno

          Yer going to hawtdawg hell for suggesting that

          • Ungaba

            Reasonable, SSG.

            Rad, you keep up with crazy shit like that and I’ll get the Doctor Board to un-doctor you!

          • SouthSideGeno

            Cut his Dr Bells auff!

      • Ungaba

        Madden claims that Sullivan tires of Kessel at times, so I think that Tocchet is ‘Kessel’s Bud’ or whatever. And I think that’s probably an important role because Kessel seems pretty emotional.

        • MoonStanley

          From what I’ve seen on the outside, that seems really accurate

          • Rad88

            Looks like Recchi will need to chum it up with phil then

          • MoonStanley

            The Wrrrrrrrrrecking ball!

          • SouthSideGeno

            I was soooo pissed when he left for Philthy

          • MoonStanley

            dem phuckers

          • lauriruu

            Great songs in my head. Thanks!!

          • Rad88

            Aweeee you’re a Miley fan

          • SouthSideGeno

            That made me throw up…

          • lauriruu

            Bruce Springsteen has a Wrecking Ball song.
            Ryan Adams has a Wrecking Ball song.
            Miley Cyrus has a Wrecking Ball song.

            All three are great.

          • SouthSideGeno

            DEAL’S OFF…you take that last one back or stay in FINville

          • lauriruu

            Done. Taken back. Just doan hover yinz mouse over that black block der above.

          • Ungaba

            Oh boy… are you sure you want him in your house, Geno?

  • MoonStanley

    I’ve had really weird headaches at work since I put my 2 weeks in. Is that normal, Rad? I think I need out of here pronto. GIMME THURSDAY

  • over/under on the percentage of the “rassis” jokes will decrease since Jovi’s bombshell?

    • Rad88

      over. We’re Penguins fans and therefore ignorant as frk

    • lauriruu

      So what if Jovi is a gurl?

      • SouthSideGeno

        I kinda like those gurl types…there, I’m out, deal with it

        • lauriruu

          I think you’re onto something here!

    • SouthSideGeno

      I’m amping it up…

    • MoonStanley

      Wait a minute. I think I missed something

      • Jovi’s a girl

        • MoonStanley

          Lol. Was that her picture yesterday? What could have brought her to share with us?

          She’s a sarcastic one… was that even her REAL FACE?

          • SouthSideGeno

            I was asking erreyone to post a personal ‘hawkey related’ pic of themselves on here so that I could Immortalize (ridicule) them…sumpin ta do during the summer doldrum.

            Where’s yours?

          • MoonStanley

            uh oh!! my face!!! noooOOooOoOooo!

          • SouthSideGeno

            I’ll ‘shap’ it up and make you look like Brad Pitt ; )

            (Brad Pitt screwing a goat)

          • MoonStanley

            I actually have a pretty good one in mind, and I’m in goalie gear

          • SouthSideGeno

            I vas goalie too!

            I should go find one of me in ‘action’ and post it here.

          • MoonStanley

            fo sho! I’ll look mine up in a sec

          • Jovi

            Boooooooo. Use your filters, like the rest of the world.

          • we all shared each other (with ungs mom)

          • MoonStanley

            never let that joke die

          • SouthSideGeno

            OH, you doan havt’a worry bout dat ; )

          • MoonStanley

            also, i need to see all of these pronto haha

    • Jovi

      doubtful you heathens!

      Actually everyone been kewl here. Only had to put one person in check once (on the old site). I know what is a joke and I know when its not. The world has forgotten how to laugh.

      • MoonStanley

        “hehe”

      • Ungaba

        Amen, gurlllllll! We are silly first, mean second. Usually.

    • PensPointsYourMom

      you are the only person here who ever brings up race.

      • Ungaba

        ABAM

      • SouthSideGeno

        You wanna race? I can run really fast for an old fat guy : )

        • PensPointsYourMom

          no way dude, you’re probably doping.

          • SouthSideGeno

            Only on the weekends these daze ; )

  • lauriruu

    LOL :D:D:D:D

  • SouthSideGeno
    • Jovi

      You and Randy in goal. I think Rad said he’s a winger. We just need a few more pieces.

      • SouthSideGeno

        I need you on my D…wait…that may not have come out right…OK, you are my choice for Top Pair….wait, that didn’t come out right either…YOU CAN PLAY TOO!

        • MoonStanley

          lololol

      • HawtDoge

        I’ll be equipment manager, of the beer cooler specifically…

        • Jovi

          yea, No.

        • Ungaba

          DAMMIT, fine. I call zamboni driver.

    • Ungaba

      Geno was a big goalie before big goalies were popular!

      • SouthSideGeno

        I was popular…I had groupies and erreystuff : D

    • MoonStanley

      Is this really you? That’s a fuggin awesome pic!!

      • SouthSideGeno

        circa 1974

        • Ungaba

          AKA, the Year Of Ung’s Birth.

          • SouthSideGeno

            OH frk me….hahaha

          • MoonStanley

            someone might!

          • SouthSideGeno

            1974…WHERE R U?

            waaaaaaaaaaa

          • MoonStanley

            lol

          • Ungaba

            Wait a minute…

            DAD?!?!?!?!??!?

          • SouthSideGeno

            Tole you I ‘knew’ yer mum ; )

          • Ungaba

            Oh there will be stories…

            I may crash at the Holiday Inn with yinz that night.

          • SouthSideGeno

            Perfect! You better you better, you bet.

        • MoonStanley

          fuck yeah, man! frame this if you haven’t yet

  • PensPointsYourMom
    • Jovi

      Ungab is a WITCH.

      • SouthSideGeno

        You spelled BITCH wrong

        • HawtDoge

          BAHAHAHAHAHAHA

          • Ungaba

            Wachoo laughin at, fisherman???

            You in for Nov. 18th?????

          • lauriruu

            95% he says

          • HawtDoge

            Yeah, like I said, my work might fuq me at the last minute (it’s kinda their M-O), but I will pay for a ticket and am at least 90% sure I will be there. If it ends up I can’t go I will gladly donate/sell my seat to a local blawg-friend ๐Ÿ˜€ Hows this working? We pony up and you grab a block of seats?

          • Ungaba

            TBD… will find out when the seats actually go on sale.

          • HawtDoge

            Cool. Thanks for being the Blawg-dad-organizer-extraordinaire! @brendannnn:disqus are we making a giant http://WWW.pens.hockey banner? ๐Ÿ˜€

          • SouthSideGeno

            “WE”

          • MoonStanley

            WE all paint a W or E on our stomachs, and alternate seats so it says

            WEWEWEWEWEWEWEWE!

          • SouthSideGeno

            they’ll think WE all have to pee

          • Ungaba

            Hard no.

            There will be no stomach baring Ung at that game*.

            *depends on beer content at game time

          • Ungaba

            Dude… if I’m Blawg Dad, that makes you… Blawg Gramps.

          • PensPointsYourMom

            nope, he’s uncle Geno, the cool uncle who lets us play with fireworks and “accidentally” leaves his nudey mags out when we’re over at his house.

          • SouthSideGeno

            So YOU were the one that got all the pages stuck together!!!

          • PensPointsYourMom

            himpaste

          • Ungaba

            Definitely more than a few issues of “Juggs” in his closet.

          • SouthSideGeno

            HawtDawg called you that…you old fart

          • Ungaba

            Out of the regular commentors, I’m pretty sure you and I are 1 – 2 in age.

            MR is salty enough to be old too, and he hasn’t posted a pic yet…

          • SouthSideGeno

            Remind me to pack xtra depends for the trip, Mmmk?

          • PensPointsYourMom

            And despite your attempt to give yourself a promotion, you have been, and remain big brother.

        • Jovi

          Damn auto correct

        • Ungaba

          …hey

          • SouthSideGeno

            : D

  • MoonStanley
    • Jovi

      see was that so hard.

      • MoonStanley

        My nerves hurt

        • Jovi

          keep drinking

          • MoonStanley

            I’m naked

          • Ungaba

            …keep going…

          • MoonStanley

            Please don’t stop…

          • SouthSideGeno

            Ultimately, we all are

          • HawtDoge

            …pink on the inside?

          • SouthSideGeno

            I actually have a ‘creamy’ center

          • HawtDoge

            My mother was a Cadbury egg…

          • Jovi

            as long as you’re not afraid, then its a good day

          • MoonStanley

            nice.

      • lauriruu

        Can you tell that from all that gear?

      • SouthSideGeno

        sooooo hard

        • Ungaba

          I mean, it can be…

          • Jovi

            that’s not what the bathroom wall says

  • MoonStanley
    • Jovi

      Sorry moonie, we’re stacked on the goalie front, gotta trade someone to Vegas.
      So starts the P.H. hunger games.

      • MoonStanley

        I’ll back up MAF any day. They called me Hasek

    • Ungaba

      Such a happy sloth!

      • MoonStanley

        “WE” just won a championship here!

        • Ungaba

          Nicely done! Shutout, I presume? ๐Ÿ™‚

          • MoonStanley

            I’ll just say yes for fun’s sake (can’t remember haha)

          • SouthSideGeno

            Doan wanna sound like I’m bragging over yer brag but we didn’t lose a game for 3 straight seasons, not even pre-season…this was a pic from my Senior year. State Champs!

          • Ungaba

            That’s a MEGA over brag, bro. Like, the overest of brags. Didn’t lose a game… state champs… had groupies…

          • SouthSideGeno

            HA! yeah I know…but all true. I’ve always held that I peaked early. I’ll never duplicate that level of all around success in my life ever again.

          • MoonStanley

            THAT’S IT, I’M TAKING THE PICTURE DOWN!!!!

          • Ungaba

            Too late, saved. Mwahahahahahhahahahah!!!

          • MoonStanley

            Hahaha. I knew what I was getting into. I’m still dumb

            …I mean… good thing I was able to find pictures of some random dude

          • MoonStanley

            naw man, GOOD WORK SON

  • Ungaba

    OK, we need a post of it’s own for Blawg Night At PPG Paints N’At. But not yet – too soon. August.

    • SouthSideGeno

      100,000,000% this

  • PensPointsYourMom

    So lemme get this shit straight. We just traded Recchi for Tocchet the year the pens won the cup in some kind of reverse karmic thing?

    • Ungaba

      Ho. Lee. Fuk. Nice pickup.

      • PensPointsYourMom

        Pens won the cup the year after that trade too ….;)

        • SouthSideGeno

          3 PEAT 3 PEAT 3 PEAT

        • Ungaba

          Oh I’m well aware. I ran up and dahn Wessssliberdee Avenue drinking Irahn pahnders when they won it.

          • Ungaba

            …at age 17…

    • SouthSideGeno

      WOW…you are right…that is so kosmic

  • HawtDoge

    Any of you peeps remember those weird shops on the boardwalk that would “photoshop” you into pictures before photoshop was really a thing? I convinced my dad to let me do that once. This is me inhabiting the body of Jags… https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/af052f8b2200800ccb31bfc25eeb78442301df27da9aa5d9d3fd95d377201499.jpg

    • SouthSideGeno

      HAHAHA …fuken riot…you even had hawkey toofises

      • HawtDoge

        I asked them to black out one of my teefs ๐Ÿ˜€

        • SouthSideGeno

          priceless!

  • SouthSideGeno

    If anybody from the PHILTHY area is planning on going to this game on November 18th…maybe we should plan on carpooling and renting a rape-van/suv

    • PensPointsYourMom

      you had me at “rape van”

      • Ungaba

        So… he didn’t get you until the end?

    • Jovi

      If it doesn’t say “Free Butter” on the side, then I don’t know you.

      • Ungaba

        It’s quite the haul from Memphis to da Burgh, but you’re welcome to join us!

        • Jovi

          i’ll bring the barbecue

          • SouthSideGeno

            NO CATFISH!

          • Jovi
          • SouthSideGeno

            MmmmK then

          • Ungaba

            And Gus’s!!!!!

          • SouthSideGeno

            (wut is Gus’s?)

          • Ungaba

            Gus’s Famous Fried Chicken. In and around Memphis. Truly the finest fried chicken I have ever had.

          • SouthSideGeno

            I WANT A DOUBLE ORDER

          • Jovi

            Not sure it will travel well but i’ll keep it in mind.

          • SouthSideGeno

            Sadly…it def won’t…but on the flip side there area few good eateries in da’Burg

      • SouthSideGeno

        You gonna meet up with us idiots? Hope you can make it…we’ll take good care of you…honest.

        • Ungaba

          It would be awesome if for no other reason than the photo ops. Big Geno, Fat Ung, Finnish Larry, Crazy Fisherman Doge, Dr. Radendingus, Blawgczar Bren, Forrest Sloth and Memphis Jovi.

          • Ungaba

            And any/erreybody else! MR, where you at? PIH, you comin’ up?

          • Ungaba

            Ulfie… Loran… Jagr and Meister…

          • Ungaba

            Door_Matt…

          • lauriruu

            j-b0t

          • Ungaba

            Utah will be a bit tough but if you’re coming from Fin-land…

          • PensPointsYourMom

            Idaho

          • SouthSideGeno

            You really are, aren’t you

          • lauriruu

            Ty. Saved me the trouble.

          • SouthSideGeno

            Great minds…

          • Jovi

            oh, glad to see i’m not that crazy

          • Ungaba

            Insert Boring State Here – I picked the wrong one, whoops.

          • PensPointsYourMom

            reasonable

          • SouthSideGeno

            You gonna put dahn that game controller/remote/bong, get outta that recliner and join us?

          • PensPointsYourMom

            nope

          • Ungaba

            Well then…

          • SouthSideGeno

            : O

            #sad

          • Ungaba

            It’s OK – it would be a parole violation for him anyway.

          • SouthSideGeno

            I can rewire that leg thing to transmit your location from anywhere you like no matter where you go…jussayin

          • Jovi

            udaho? knew it.

            HAHAHAHAHA. Oh, i need more sleep.

          • SouthSideGeno

            We’ll go pick em up!
            ROAD TRIP

          • SouthSideGeno

            Who Really Cares?

          • Ungaba

            PPYM was never specifically mentioned yet either…

          • SouthSideGeno

            Who?
            hahaha

          • Jovi

            Canada bacon – Randy

          • SouthSideGeno

            Doan forget PiH…I think I recall seeing her comment that she would try to make it as well…Oh man we are all getting arrested….plan for it.

          • MoonStanley

            lol these names are perfect

          • Ungaba

            …so you’re saying I’m fat.

          • SouthSideGeno

            No, butt I will : O

          • MoonStanley

            ๐Ÿ˜€ I just like the name

          • Ungaba

            Fatungo Ungaba is my full name…

          • SouthSideGeno

            Izat the Latin spelling?

          • lauriruu

            I believe it’s Congolese.

          • lauriruu

            That’s identical to FBI’s most wanted list.

          • SouthSideGeno

            (shhhhhh)

            Oh, nobody tell Trump that Finster is crossing into our airspace…oooops.

        • Jovi

          definitely thinking about it.

          • SouthSideGeno

            DO IT!

            (if you can ; )

      • Ungaba

        Free Himpaste

    • HawtDoge

      You could swing off the turnpike and grab me at the Gettysburg exit ๐Ÿ˜€

  • SouthSideGeno
    • MoonStanley

      lol YEAH BABY! I should have gotten a sloth-faced mask

  • SouthSideGeno

    We’re ultimately gonna need to contact Bourbon Bobby Errey, the Ol’e 29er and Mikey Wang and have them put us up on the big board and give a TV/Radio shout out.

    We’ll all be infamous, together : /

    • Ungaba

      My connections aren’t THAT good. Though my buddy will have received his 3rd ring by that time…

      • SouthSideGeno

        Well, all I really meant was that we can contact the Taint and tell em we have a group coming to the game and they put that up on the Jumbotron…as far as the media joiks…”WE” (you) just Tweet them and say announce this group on the air …or we’ll shoot this dog or something.

        • lauriruu

          “Or we’ll release this photo of passed out Olli Mรครคttรค.”

          • Jovi

            or just re-create it at the hotel and send it to Mario

          • Jovi

            5-10 passed out Maattas

          • Ungaba

            Oh, you mean re-create the Maatta pic…

            I thought you were talking about Sutter. NVM.

          • Jovi

            we not both.
            do it like that Beatles pic

          • SouthSideGeno

            we are Devo?

          • Jovi

            don’t you ever get tired of wiping it?

          • SouthSideGeno

            WAX ON!

          • Ungaba

            *whipping

            And no. I never get tired.

          • SouthSideGeno

            Nothing could possibly be worse than they’re own fuk-up of ‘Sutterdong-Gate’ …that was TV PLATINUM

    • Jovi

      remind them to put the WWWW on it

  • SouthSideGeno
  • PensPointsYourMom
    • Ungaba

      Ron Cook is fucktarded.

      • PensPointsYourMom

        so is Madden, but he’s right sometimes (ugh that was hard to type)

        • SouthSideGeno

          If those morons trade our twin-cup-Hawtdawg…I will personally go and rip off GMJR’s head and shit dahn his neck

        • MoonStanley

          ugh

    • SouthSideGeno

      OH FRK AND NOOOOOOOOOOO

      wiat…Ron Cook…he is a bit of an idiot though, right. So maybe farting in the wind here?

    • PenguinPelts

      Ron Cook lives 98% of the year up his own ass. Couldn’t stand walking past the guy in the halls of the Fan.

      • Jovi

        halls of the Fan?

        • Ungaba

          (The Fan is the local radio station for sports in Picksburg)

        • SouthSideGeno

          Radio Station in daBurg ( I think)

          • PenguinPelts

            Yes.

      • Ungaba

        PELTS! We left Pelts off the list too.

        Nov. 18th – put it on your calendar.

        • PenguinPelts

          Is that a game? I’m telling ya right now I probably won’t make it. Don’t forget, I’m in California.

          • Ungaba

            Dammit, man. We’re giving you 4 months notice and everything!

          • PenguinPelts

            Haha! I don’t make it back to Pittsburgh too often…

            Not after what happened…

          • Ungaba

            Ah. Yeah, restraining orders are a BITCH, amirite???

          • SouthSideGeno

            *Amber alerts going off

          • Jovi

            more like a warrant

          • PenguinPelts

            More just kind of bitter.

          • SouthSideGeno

            Butt yer not coming for them…we’re making you come…wait that didn’t come out right

          • PenguinPelts

            Ya you are big boy.

          • SouthSideGeno

            : O

            “Loooove at last you have foooound meeeee”

          • lauriruu

            My mom says that about G, too.

          • SouthSideGeno

            CANCEL ALL TRAVEL PLANS

          • SouthSideGeno

            Start walking now…we’ll keep a light on fer ya.

          • Jovi

            you just need to get to Texas and PiH will get you the rest of the way.

          • SouthSideGeno

            Stop on the way north for you…

          • lauriruu
        • UlfSammySon

          I is come?

      • Ungaba

        BTW, this is my favorite comment from you ever. ‘Up his own ass’. Just brilliant.

        • PenguinPelts

          Thanks, I try.

          • Ungaba

            So… you worked at The Fan?

          • PenguinPelts

            Very briefly. And then I realized Pittsburgh was not the professional town for me and came back to LA.

          • Ungaba

            LA… too ‘big city’ for me. Bleeeech.

            Monterrey was nice though. San Diego. San Fran as a tourist… I’d do all that again. But I wouldn’t ever want to live in that state.

          • PenguinPelts

            What’s wrong with California?

          • Ungaba

            It’s full of Californians. That’s about it.

          • PenguinPelts

            Too liberal and awesome for ya eh?

          • Ungaba

            Umm… maybe somewhere in the middle.

            Also, kale. Nobody likes kale. There, I said it.

          • PenguinPelts

            Ya I don’t like kale. It does get annoying out here with the hipsters and soap box sensitivity, but then also remember that half of the population are transplants, and we have the porn industry and legalized weed, so if and when California says fuck it and secedes from Trumptopia, we’ll be just fine.

          • Ungaba

            I’m all for it! Maybe you guys can pay my share of the Carbon Taxes too!

            Porn and weed, though… Hmmm. Also the great booze stores.

            But the congestion. And the lack of a sustainable water source for a still rapidly increasing population.

          • PenguinPelts

            I’ve been saying for years I’d be a great governor because, um, how can we have a water shortage when we live next to a fucking ocean? What you do is make desalination plants, which create and provide jobs, and then all that salt that is left over you sell that shit to the east coast, because we all know cities are never prepared for winter and/or run out of salt. But I guess I’m too smart to actually run for politics.

          • Ungaba

            They have GIANT salt mines… in Kansas. We have all the salt we need.

            But Mexico… the like margaritas. Maybe they’ll take it!

          • lauriruu

            Woah. Sudddenly… Politics…

          • Ungaba

            Meh, this isn’t the real stuff. This is just funsies.

          • lauriruu

            I’ll go further down where the bewbies are.

          • SouthSideGeno

            Back to sex ed class…bewbies are up top

          • Ungaba

            Not if you’re inverted!!!!

          • SouthSideGeno

            Like, at the South Pole

          • Ungaba

            Buddy, if you’re at a pole and find bewbies… you’re in the wrong brothel.

          • SouthSideGeno

            Dunno…I’ve seen lots’a bewbies hanging off poles…jassayin

          • lauriruu

            You’ve seen my mom…

          • SouthSideGeno

            We already gotz too many salty peeps out here…UNG…I’m looking at you

          • Ungaba

            I think you mean MR. You know, the guys who’s avi is literally the Morton’s salt chick.

          • SouthSideGeno

            Oregon/Washington is the place fer me Jed

          • ItsAJagBaby

            Amen brother! oh wait, I can’t say that in CA

          • Ungaba

            JagBaby! Nov. 18th. PPG Paints Arena. You in???

          • Rad88

            Damn you. I just woke up from a nap and read this as “Jagr Baby”, and I thought that he signed with Chicago and will be there that game… I need to see him once more! Pay respects and all that

          • ItsAJagBaby

            No, spent 4G taking my kids to cup final game 2 this year.

          • PenguinPelts

            Hey the flip of that is my wife is from Georgia, and I just saw a story today that their police are arresting sober people for DUIs based solely on their hunch, and that their training to identify drunk or high people visually is more effective than blood and urine tests. So fuck that state.

          • Rad88

            To be fair, you can make 10 random traffic stops in Georgia and probably be sitting at 70%. Everybody here drinks

          • SouthSideGeno

            Sharpen up that Liver scalpel!

    • MoonStanley

      Madden was making the same claims yesterday. He says that Kessel was nearly traded after last year’s Cup, and would have been if they didn’t win. Don’t like his bullshit, but he has dat insider info

      • PenguinPelts

        The only insider info Madden has comes from an empty Oreo sleeve.

        • Ungaba

          Pelts is killin’ it today.

        • SouthSideGeno

          *uses SlimJim wrappers for sex lube

        • MoonStanley

          lol

  • Ungaba

    OK, back to hockey for a minute:

    https://twitter.com/JMackeyPG/status/884858740356374538

    So one year each for them and we try again next year.

    • Rad88

      It’s odd because usually you hear numbers getting thrown around in these cases. Like “rumor is the Pens and Dumoulin are off by 2 million per year in their talks” Pretty tight lipped organization they have become. Hell when O’Reilly went through that bridge contract almost every offer leaked

      • Ungaba

        Would that be Cal O’Reilly, the failed NHLer? Or was this something else? I vaguely recall not recalling this…

        • PenguinPelts

          Ryan, the Colorado-Buffalo deal and such. Ryan is solid.

          • Ungaba

            Ah yes… the guy who Sid ‘cup-checked’…

          • Rad88

            for driving his truck into a Canadian monument

          • Ungaba

            Huh? I kind of remember this being thrown out there and not understanding it at the time.

            Sucks being old.

          • SouthSideGeno

            Better than being 20 and no $$$ though, right?

          • Rad88

            He was drunk driving and crashed into a Tim Hortons

          • SouthSideGeno

            My old job

          • Rad88

            drunk driving?

          • SouthSideGeno

            Da, vas jok

            wake dafuq up already…wut r u doing sleeping during drinking hours anyway???

          • PenguinPelts

            His truck wound up in a Tim Horton’s, and when he was found later he blew slightly over the limit, but no one actually saw Ryan O’Reilly driving the truck, so he got off.

          • Ungaba

            Ah yes… thanks for the reminder, peeps!

          • SouthSideGeno
      • PenguinPelts

        You have to think, based on games played and what he’s done, Dumo may be arguing that he’s better than Letang and deserves a similar looking deal, especially with the one Schultz just got.

        • SouthSideGeno

          He’s not wrong …I mean he’s no LeBang, butt he really shined this season when the chips were down…and stayed healthy.

          • PenguinPelts

            He isn’t offensively, but honestly, who’s more dependable on July 11, 2017, Dumoulin or Letang? Who would you turn to between Dumoulin, Maatta, Schultz, Cole, and Ruhwedel at this point? The Pens were very democratic during the playoffs dishing out ice time to the blue line, but Dumoulin was hands down the go-to guy.

          • Ungaba

            It sure is making sense why the Pens aren’t making any moves right now. Sheary may get 3 and Dumo 5.5 and that doesn’t leave much for a 3C…

          • PenguinPelts

            Unless you put Jake n Bake at 3C and tell Phil to learn how to play with Sid.

          • SouthSideGeno

            That has the ring of big ugly to me…i dunno bout all dat

          • Ungaba

            *proceed with caution* I think is their stance. Wait and see what Sheary and Dumo get. Then figure out if you can shuffle. And maybe start hoping that Cullen really does want one more year at $1M.

          • SouthSideGeno

            #heycullenganman

          • Ungaba

            Last summer he waited until August 17th. Ugh.

          • SouthSideGeno

            I wonder what his kids are telling him to do this year?
            Maybe his dog will tell him to play another year….but he’ll want moar ‘bones.’

        • Rad88

          I could easily see it. The team doesn’t win two cups without him. He has a really good arbitration case, and it would really suck if he priced himself out of Pittsburgh. But all he has to do is go in and say “you gave Maatta this…and that’s the last time he’s even in this discussion. Letang makes this to miss 30 games. Schultz just got this… and I deserve this.”

  • PenguinPelts

    Going back a bit, I feel bad for Tocchet. He’s going to waste away in Arizona with an organization that has zero future, and that will dampen his head coaching future.

    • SouthSideGeno

      Agreed…he must know that…is it just the money? If I were him I would have waited for a real team that might have a little potential. He just traded cash and position for what amounts to an AHL Coaching spot.

      • Ungaba

        I’m with him on the cautious optimism. If the ownership out there can build up a little momentum and get the NHL out of their bidness, it could work out just fine.

        • SouthSideGeno

          That sounds like a tough row to hoe. Especially for a 1st year coach smothered in fertilizer.

    • Ungaba

      Here’s the Yotes cap situation:

      https://capfriendly.com/teams/coyotes

      That’s a LOT of room and they don’t need to sign a lot of guys. If Raanta gives them good work in net… they have young up-an-coming talent… just added Hjalmarrsssssson…

      That’s the makings of a pretty good team.

      • PenguinPelts

        They have more money than they know what to do with, but how long before the next ownership/arena/location/attendance issues come up? So much uncertainty.

      • SouthSideGeno

        UNG…pleeeze…they are doggie doodoo, sprinkled with powdered sugar

  • lauriruu
    • j-b0t

      Does that T-shirt have a pocket square?

      • lauriruu

        Fake one apparently.

      • Ungaba
        • SouthSideGeno

          fap-fap-fap…almost…fap-fap-fap

          • Ungaba

            YOUR NAME IS NOT j-b0t!!!

            PUT THAT DOWN!

          • SouthSideGeno

            Just helping out…tough to type one handed

        • j-b0t

          Maybe…maybe…

    • SouthSideGeno

      hahaha…wtf u doin?

      • lauriruu

        I have no clue.

    • PensPointsYourMom

      the print is too small!

  • lauriruu
    • PenguinPelts

      Mother fucker steals his Conn Smythe and then steals his segway!? What a douche.

      • Ungaba

        That’s Geno…

        • PenguinPelts

          That’s Crosby. Tell me that doesn’t look like Crosby?

          • Ungaba

            It kind of does… but it’s Geno. Switch glasses and look again. He’s squinting…

          • Ungaba

            Plus his legs are skinnier than Sid’s.

          • PenguinPelts

            Well, I’ve already made this bed. Gotta sleep in it.

          • Jovi

            They’re starting to morph into each other. Soon, matching mullets.

          • Jovi

            someone is a legs guy

          • Ungaba

            rawr

          • Jovi

            it’s geno but i do agree from afar it could be crosby

          • SouthSideGeno

            At first glance I thought it was Sid too..haha

    • Jovi

      Nice he’s now spelling it the correct way…. Geno not Gino.

      • Ungaba

        Vagino

        • Jovi

          Vag-No

    • SouthSideGeno

      Is that at the Putin Palace…wuts it called Mira Leggo or sumpin?

      • Ungaba

        whamp WHAAAAAAAMMMMMMP

        Stop heading into politics town, dingus.

        • SouthSideGeno

          : D

        • MoonStanley

          We lookin for handies. Best place after Wexford

      • lauriruu

        Put-in palace is sum luxurious bordello?

  • SouthSideGeno
    • lauriruu

      PLZ STOP

    • PenguinPelts

      You’ll get over it.

    • Jovi

      LOL

    • PenguinPelts

      Look at it this way: Could Bonino had filled in for Crosby or Malkin on the top two lines for an entire season and contributed the same proportionate amount as he did playing a 3C? I don’t think so, but that’s how Nashville is going to use him. Good for Bones to get his payday finally, but in the end it was an over payment.

      • SouthSideGeno

        I just really like the guy and man did he ever come through in the clutch in the playoffs.
        I’m happy for him getting a payday, he totally deserved it.

        It’s just a ll dusty in here…sniff

        • Ungaba

          Quit yer belly achin’, ya pansy. Now wipe up and get back to work!

  • Jovi

    Its happening! Geno summer pics!!!!

    https://twitter.com/malkin71_/status/883778787460042752

    • lauriruu

      Nice work with the tweet, Jovi!

      • Penguin in Houston

        That tweet is so last week.

    • SouthSideGeno
      • Jovi

        you better tweet that to the Pens (assuming its a artist original)

        • Ungaba

          Not until he ads the WWWW

          • Jovi

            Get your ish together SSG. Where’s the WWWW.

          • SouthSideGeno

            hahaha…this was an ‘artist original’ created just after we first signed The Phil …and jmoar specifically when he went into this 1st goal scoring slump. That is why Geno is asking if he should throw him back.

      • Broken Coach Vlad

        Sadly I think this will be Kessel’s last year here.. I think they won’t break the band up this year.. but I think if they don’t win a 3rd cup, he is gone…

        • Jovi

          Craig is that you?

        • Ungaba

          Yo… Vladdy… git yur mind right!

          Also… 11/18/17…. Hawks @ Pens… are you IN? Or are you IN???????

  • Ungaba

    Oh look, the Caps are getting better!

    https://twitter.com/Capitals/status/884868302845210624

    • Penguin in Houston

      Who?

      • Ungaba

        Whomever they can get for league min…

      • SouthSideGeno

        Homer’s grandson?

      • Randy

        Wayne Symmondson.

  • SouthSideGeno

    We’re on the edge of our seats…have you decided if you are going to come up and join us for the November 18th game with the Towes?

    • Penguin in Houston

      If I get a job soon.

      • SouthSideGeno

        Get yer sugar daddy to bring yinz up : )

        • PensPointsYourMom

          Yeah, CWfutureboy is invited too.

          • Ungaba

            But don’t worry, PPYM won’t be there.

  • SouthSideGeno

    Hey Dopey…we’re meeting up on 11/18 for the Bhawks game…yer invited…wanna go?

    • The66thDopefish

      You guys had to pick my father-in-law’s birthday ๐Ÿ™

      • SouthSideGeno

        Well fuk bring him!

        I prawlly went to high school with him.

      • Ungaba

        Blame the Fin.

        But yeah, bring him! Guys Night Out. Leave the 67th with MIL and wifey-poo!

        • Jovi

          LOL, ‘the 67th’.

          That needs to be in the nursery somewhere.

        • The66thDopefish

          Leaving out that it’s my FIL’s birthday, I don’t think I’d get away with going to Pittsburgh (8+ hours away one way) by myself for a hockey game while leaving my four-month-old with my wife! ๐Ÿ™

          • Ungaba

            Details…

            But that’s OK. Priorities are important. You’ll be with us in spirit.

  • Ungaba

    HOLY SHIT I FORGOT DOPEMAN!!!!!!

    I’m like the worst big brother ever.

    November 18th… PPG Paints. BE THERE!!!

  • UlfSammySon

    Whattup gangstas?

    Fearless prediction: Pens are going 1-70-11 this year.

    • SouthSideGeno

      The only game they win will be the November 18th game against the Bhawks.

      We’re all going, you wanna come too?

    • Penguin in Houston

      You need meds.

      • SouthSideGeno

        …or fewer meds.

        • UlfSammySon

          …just stronger meds ๐Ÿ™‚

  • SouthSideGeno

    Congratulations on finding vomit…bon apetit

  • SouthSideGeno
    • The66thDopefish

      How hasn’t someone Photoshopped Schultz chugging’ one while walking on water on here

      • SouthSideGeno

        Cause…Geno’s moment in the sun

        #frigginatrcritcs: )

  • SouthSideGeno
    • Jovi

      can you get Wilson back there?

  • SouthSideGeno
    • Penguin in Houston

      Wonder where he is

      • Jovi

        Looks like Florida.
        I know he likes to go to Miami and Gonch has a place there, I believe.
        I’m not stalking or anything, I such know things.

        • lauriruu

          Not stalking, no. Just watching from afar.

  • Laffinj23

    Another stop from Sensland. How do you guys feel about losing Tochhet?

    • MoonStanley

      Who’s Tochhet

      • Ungaba

        I think it’s similar to crochet, but with less yarn

    • PensPointsYourMom

      Its not a surprise, and I’m pretty sure he wasn’t the engine that makes the coaching staff go. End of the day he was an assistant coach. I don’t think I ever remember an assistant coach being the difference between being a winning hockey team, and a losing one.

      • Randy

        Ahem, Jacques Martin could be a potential suitor.

        • Midnight Rider

          Sum of all fears.

          • Randy

            Better than ur mum of all fears.

    • Jovi

      Not some much affected by tocchet leaving as I am for the other members leaving. We are going to have a different look next year, more than I thought so.

      • PensPointsYourMom

        I can live with everyone so far except Kuni.

        • Randy

          Agreed a hundge %. Kuni must have wanted the ice time. No other ‘splanation.

          • Ungaba

            Or GMJR specifically said ‘we are getting younger and you’re old’. Replacing an aging winger isn’t as hard as finding another Center.

          • Randy

            not too old to score one of the most, if not the most important GWG of the year. I know, I know. 87 and all. Also now that Bones is gone and not much else available, short of a miracle from JR, Bones doesn’t look so bad at $4.1.

          • Ungaba

            Agreed on all points. I’ll miss Kuni too. But we got wingerz. And we need cheap talent to Win More Cups.

          • Randy

            As talented and cheap as ur mom?

          • Ungaba

            Cheaper. And talented…er.

          • Randy

            Amy cheaper and we’ll be signing guys like Smith-Pelley or whatever his name is.

          • Ungaba

            Fair point.

            Also, what does your calendar look like on, oh, November 18th of this year? We’re having a party and YOU’RE INVITED!!!

          • Randy

            Might be in Mexico, but I’ll try and plan around that date. How much are pens tickets?

    • UlfSammySon

      I’ll heal with time…

    • Midnight Rider

      Better than you feel about the Senators never winning a Cup. (unless you count the 1910s & 1920s)

      • Ungaba

        Don’t forget the glorious 1800’s!!!!! (I presume)

        • Midnight Rider

          Only SSG remembers those

          • Ungaba

            So… Nov 18… you in?

          • Midnight Rider

            I wish. Plus I’m not into doxxing myself ๐Ÿ™‚

          • Ungaba

            Bummer on the first part.

            As to the second – I get it. Looks like I started an accidental trend. But I really have no one to brag to that cares as much about it as you guys, so I just said ‘fuck it’, and that was that. Sometimes, you just gotta leap, I guess.

            But I’m still not getting Facepage or Instadouche, dammit.

          • Midnight Rider

            I’m not ruling it out, but life, man. If I was still in Pittsburgh, I’d probably be there.

          • Ungaba

            I hear ya. I’m taking the opposite approach this time. I’m saying, ‘fuck it – I’m planning AROUND this, and life can wait.’ But I don’t go out much aside from work, so I look at it as my way of forcing myself out there.

            Regardless, if you decide to leap in at any point, I bet SSG has room in the ‘Stang – as long as you let Finnish Larry keep shotgun!

          • Midnight Rider

            I imagine that as a “Fear and Loathing” road trip. Would be a hell of a ride.

          • Ungaba

            Inflate the tires to 90 PSI!!!!!!!!!!

          • Midnight Rider

            “We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers… and also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls.

            Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can.”

            <3 Hunter Thompson

          • SouthSideGeno

            His books and articles were legendary, as was his feud with John Denver…the Dep movie…meh.

          • UlfSammySon

            Hope you know how to drive a “stick”

          • Ungaba

            “Nobody rides for free”

      • Laffinj23

        Listen don’t bring your mommy and daddy problems near me. It’s not my fault man.

  • MoonStanley

    I vote that everyone attending November 18th has to wear a nametag with their persona on it, and, also, preferably t-shirts with their avatars big and bold

    • lauriruu

      “We” talked about this thing when ‘Hawkey Blawg Night in Pittsburgh’ was just a twinkle in our eyes… and I am still definitely on board for this.

    • UlfSammySon

      Avatar masks.

    • Jovi

      Can I be Batman?

      • Ungaba

        Geno would prefer Gamora, but it’s your call.

      • PensPointsYourMom

        which Batman? West, Keaton, Clooney, Kilmer, Bale, Affleck?

        • Ungaba

          KEATON, obvs. Sheesh.

          • PensPointsYourMom

            I like Keaton, but he was easily the second worst batman.

          • Ungaba

            You listed Clooney, Kilmer and Affleck… and claim he’s the second WORST????

            Dude. I’m sorry but you are 100% wrong here and you need to go back and rethink your life.

            West was best, sure. But Keaton could ACT. Throw out Clooney and Kilmer and Affleck because they’re just so fucking terrible. Bale is a great actor, but all he did for that role is make himself sound like a fucking retard. Possibly his worst acting role ever.

            Keaton was PHENOMENAL. Fight me.

          • MoonStanley

            Hahahahaha

          • UlfSammySon

            I will gladly have your back.

          • Ungaba

            *chest bumps with fist*

            Much love, my brutha!!!

          • UlfSammySon

            haters gon’ hate.

          • Ungaba

            OK, this is how much I love Keaton.

            First of all, he is a Pittsburgh guy.
            Second, he graduated from the same HS, same year, as my mom. And they were friends in HS.
            Third, he got his start on Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood.
            Fourth, Mr. Mom.
            I can go on and on.

            But the only proof you need, the only thing that’s required, is that I COMPLIMENTED ROB FUCKING ROSSI ON THIS ARTICLE THAT HE JUST TWEETED TODAY BECAUSE HE’S 100% RIGHT!!!:

            http://www.upgruv.com/spiderman-homecoming-keaton-vulture-2456854967.html?utm_source=mobileapps_ios

          • Ungaba

            (funny aside: as I was writing that impassioned response Rossi just ‘liked’ my response to his article here:)

            https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/b7e49d6fc89f9b15fabb6020055eaf3b6c0afb8e86c3fd667a796c1048f66723.jpg

          • UlfSammySon

            Mr. Mom is a gem.

          • Ungaba

            Ulfie, we’re gonna get along famously at the meet’n’greet…

          • UlfSammySon

            Swimmingly!

            Now, tell me… how do you feel about Plains, Trains and Automobiles?

          • Ungaba

            Those aren’t pillows…

          • UlfSammySon

            John Candy left so many funny movies unmade by leaving this world way too early.

          • Ungaba

            Well now I’m sad again. Dammit.

            Him and Belushi. And Farley.

          • UlfSammySon

            It’s always the big goofy ones…

          • SouthSideGeno

            Agreed…I put Andy Kaufman in that same category.

          • PensPointsYourMom

            one of the greatest comedic movies of its time!

          • SouthSideGeno

            The Founder was pretty good. Keaton’s having a nice return to the screen.
            #KILMERISBATMAN

          • PensPointsYourMom

            simmer down. They can’t be separated from their respective movies, and the Keaton movies were ass, except for Nicholson, who was tits.

          • Ungaba

            Again, your wrongness reaches depths heretofore undreamed of.

            The Keaton movies were BRILLIANT. There were truly comic book representations of the original.

            Bales movies were better, just because it was real and dark and well done and etc., but the Burton movies were groundbreaking.

          • PensPointsYourMom

            We’re gonna have to agree to disagree, I don’t want to open another rift in the blog.

          • Ungaba

            #riftblogforlifemuthafukka!!!!!!

            No rift, just discussion. And you eventually admitting your wrongness. ๐Ÿ™‚

          • Jovi

            don’t let Batman ruin our hockey bond.
            No Batman or politics.

          • MoonStanley

            JUST SOME CASUAL CENSORSHIP. NOTHING TO SEE HERE

          • Jovi

            Shhhhhh or I’ll ban you.

          • MoonStanley

            /kick jovi

            /just joshin!

          • Jovi

            scared to ask who’s the better Spiderman?

          • PensPointsYourMom

            trick question – all the spiderman’s suck.

          • MoonStanley

            As long as we all agree that Iron Man sucks

          • Ungaba

            Get.

            Out.

          • MoonStanley

            It’s the password to the batcave!

          • MoonStanley

            HAS NO ONE SEEN LEGO BATMAN?!! GTFO!!!

          • Ungaba

            No. No we haven’t, sorry.

          • MoonStanley

            Heathens!!! No vote until viewing counts until all Batman films are viewed

          • Ungaba

            Meh. It looked like a throw-away. Are you saying I really do need to invest time in it? Like, for real?

          • MoonStanley

            There are some legitimately funny parts. It’s no more serious than the sillier ones. It’s more of a satire on them all. Will. Arnett.

          • PensPointsYourMom

            I did. But I didn’t absorb it.

          • UlfSammySon

            I only watch Indie films. Foreign Indie films.

          • PensPointsYourMom

            pardon me….do you happen to have any Gray Poupon?

          • MoonStanley

            Ahem… Grey*

          • UlfSammySon

            Grey Poop On, why yes I do!

          • Jovi

            Hipster!

          • UlfSammySon

            Whatever, I watched Foreign Indie films before they were cool.

          • Jovi

            Nope. I fell asleep in Lego the Movie. No need to waste more money.

          • MoonStanley

            Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope

          • Jovi

            the last Iron man (where her blew up all his extra suits) sucked. I like the first one though.

          • Ungaba

            Amen. First was best, 2nd was pretty good, but anything where Gwenythththththhthththth gets to beat things up has officially jumped the fucking shark.

          • Jovi

            Agreed.
            And I’m still waiting for them to do a proper X-men movie.

          • PensPointsYourMom

            They can’t make a good X-men movie until they stop making Jackman Wolverine spin-offs.

          • UlfSammySon

            LOGAN was awesome. You could tell they said “this is our last hurrah, let’s go out with and bang… and lots of swearing and death”

          • PensPointsYourMom

            It better be the hurrah, or else Wolverine is gonna have to start wearing adult diapers and slicing open cans of Ensure.

          • UlfSammySon

            GUH! guess I don’t have to watch that one now…

          • Jovi

            you snooze you lose. wanna know how Games of Thrones end?

          • Ungaba

            Please tell me you’ll make it up to the game. Oh the shenanigans!

          • Jovi

            I’m legit-ly gonna try. Not college try but maximum-effort try.

          • UlfSammySon

            You gotta come Jovi!

          • UlfSammySon

            I have yet to watch a single episode of that. I suffer from show overload sometimes. TOO MANY SHOWS!!

          • Ungaba

            I hear the new one is great and I can’t wait to see it. I liked the kid in his Avengers movie role.

          • UlfSammySon

            The cartoon one. Funny guy.

          • Jovi

            oh man, the cartoon spiderman that fox used to play in the 90s was awesome. Remember Venom? That thing was creepy as hell.

          • Jovi

            same with the cartoon Xmen. I really wish they would re-play all that stuff

          • PensPointsYourMom

            The arcade Xmen video game was tits.

          • UlfSammySon
        • MoonStanley

          Lego… Arnett

        • Jovi

          Gotta be Bale. Better toys, no nipples….but the voice. Gonna be rough on the cords. Close would be Keaton but honestly is been YEARS since I’ve seen that movie.

          • MoonStanley

            Watch Lego Batman!

          • PensPointsYourMom

            Gonna have to practice being pouty-faced sullen bitch too…

          • MoonStanley
          • Randy

            Calling Sullivan a bitch is not a good idea. He’ll frk you up.

          • MoonStanley

            Hes is a cuck

          • PensPointsYourMom

            lol

      • MoonStanley
      • lauriruu
        • Ungaba

          This is damn funny.

        • Ungaba
          • SouthSideGeno

            “Really sealed in the flavor.”

          • Ungaba

            “And then two more places…. in an order that would surprise you”

        • Jovi

          LOL.
          – ‘We are in your debt”
          – DENT, HARRRVEY DENT!

          • Jovi

            HAHAHAHAHAH OMG the clown interrogation.

  • Just got back from the eye doctor, whom I accidentally called an “eye dentist”.

    Turns out one of my eyes is near sighted and the other far sighted. Now I have to get used to my ugly mug with glasses

    • PensPointsYourMom

      eye dentist huh? I’d decline the fillings.

    • SouthSideGeno

      At least you don’t have to wear glasses on your teeth : /

    • Ungaba

      HOLD ON…

      Did you call him an “eye dentist” to his face? And was it an optometrist or an ophthalmologist, because only the latter are actual doctors. Optometrist is my guess.

      Finally, I’m glad you finally got out of Erie so you could learn things. Sheesh! ๐Ÿ™‚

      • To their face.

        It’s been a bad bad day, that was thankfully the tail end of it haha, yeah it was an optometrist

        • Ungaba

          That’s a GOOD ending. I bet ‘it’ has never been called an ‘eye dentist’ before and had a good chuckle later about it.

          Or not. Maybe they’re plotting your demise. One can never tell.

          • j-b0t

            Especially when they know you can’t see them coming.

          • Ungaba

            *closes left eye* We’ve got time, they’re far away…

            *closes right eye* AHHHHHH!!! They’re fast!!!!!

          • j-b0t

            That’s a better horror movie premise than probably 80% of the horror movies that actually get made.

          • SouthSideGeno

            hahaha

          • She, a very attractive she

            And she made sure to tell me my eyesight is otherwise great, but my face is asymmetrical.

            Hey thanks, thanks for that

          • Ungaba

            So let me get this straight…

            An attractive female optometrist told you that your eyes are great, it’s your FACE that’s all fucked up?

            Yeah, rough ending to the day, bro.

            But we’re here for you.

            Also, circle 11/18/17 on your calendar bub.

          • Without going into too much detail because I don’t know who reads this blog, I bombed an interview to the point of borderline tears in front of nine, nine interviewers today

          • At a certain point I started intentionally giving wrong answers just to get the fuck out

          • Ungaba

            See? At least you gained something from that – a story to tell.

            I just started watching “I’m Dying Up Here” about stand-up comics. Theme of most episodes is that pain is what makes you real. It’s what people can relate to. You’ll be just fine.

          • Yeah, thanks dude I appreciate it

            You should also watch Ari Shaffirs “This is not happening”
            Similar premise and great comics, especially brain Regan’s hockey story

          • SouthSideGeno

            Regan is a scream. Such hysterical facial and vocal comedy and really funny subject bits.

          • SouthSideGeno

            I’ve recorded all of em…you like them?

          • Ungaba

            Yes. Have only seen one but it was very good.

          • SouthSideGeno

            Good. I thought so. Have you seen the CNN special series, “The History of Comedy”? Season 1 was fantastic. Season 2 begins Sunday night…I highly recommend it.

          • Ungaba

            Thanks! Will look for it.

          • Ungaba

            Sorry, man. That’s never a good feeling. Everyone has an off-day at the wrong time eventually.

            But we’ve seen your work and know that you’ll be just fine. #kcco

          • Midnight Rider

            9 interviewers sounds like a fucking inquisition, that’s just rude to the candidate (you). But, hey, I once had a two-day stretch where I bombed over 9 different interviews. Interviewing is the worst. But keep your head up, you’ll find something.

          • I’m happily employed, I just wanted to see if I could do it

            I can’t

          • Not the end of the world, just need better social skills.

          • Midnight Rider

            I wasn’t employed at the time, and it took me a few months to find something. And my social skills still suck, so yay.

          • Bring back that Corgi avatar and you’ll see a pay raise, I’m sure of it

          • Midnight Rider

            That’s “Ein” to you, Space Cowboy.

          • I can’t remember anything about that show, but 2004 cartoon Network adult swim was pretty amazing and I’m pretty sure that cowboy Bebop was in that lineup

          • PensPointsYourMom

            Probably. I was deep into the first couple seasons of ATHF and Sealab 2021, then I stopped smoking weed, and adult swim ceased to be entertaining/make sense.

          • No it just started going downhill (aside from the music) and we got older. I didn’t smoke back then and it was amazing

          • And the novelty wore off. If you remember CN before then, it played Looney tunes on like repeat all day long, there was a huge novelty in hearing swear words in cartoons after dark

          • Ungaba

            I know one show… Metalocalypse. Laughed so hard I cried just about every episode.

          • Midnight Rider

            P.S. What worked for me was finding a boss who was also socially awkward. Then parlaying that experience into another position.

          • MoonStanley

            I was going to add something along those lines. The right people to work for will understand you better. If they seemed like dicks, you wouldn’t want to work for them in the long run.

          • They seemed nice, ive just been working remotely for eight years that my mind broke when put under real life pressure

          • MoonStanley

            Make a comic for comedic relief?

          • That’s tomorrow’s plan!

          • Ungaba

            Bren feels pain and EVERYBODY WINS!!!

            Wait… yeah, that’s still OK!!!!

          • MoonStanley

            It’s Seinfeldian, haha. Gotta roll with it now

          • MoonStanley

            And at least you tried. Also, near-sighted/far-sighted bros! Fuck depth perception!

          • You don’t have both too, do you? I didn’t know it was possible

          • MoonStanley

            Yeah, I was diagnosed as a kid… I wore a friggin patch on one eye like a pirate for an hour or whatever each night for a while.

            Glasses prescriptions can be tough nowadays. I can’t wear them in certain situations.

          • SouthSideGeno

            Yuh, I have to take mine of when eating puddy too.

          • MoonStanley

            3D puddy!

          • PensPointsYourMom

            Don’t think about it like bombing an interview, think of like going to the council of Elrond and NOT being one of the poor fuckers who has to schlep the ring into Mordor.

          • Midnight Rider

            MoonZen outta nowhere!

          • MoonStanley

            ๐Ÿ˜€

          • SouthSideGeno

            Such wisdom for a young sloth-hopper.

          • MoonStanley

            The pen is MIGHTIER than the sword

          • Ungaba

            Well, on November the 18th, I encourage you to practice you social skills with a bunch of rejects from this blog. In person. With beer (or wine or bourbon or nothing – your call).

            Consider it a field trip!

          • If yinz all get lucky I’ll jerk not only Moonie but also a few tears out

          • Ungaba

            Your wording confuses me, but I’m not the fastest on the uptake. Also, bourbon.

            Either way, it will be fun.

          • Reference to when I didn’t get the feeding ducks metaphor

          • Ungaba

            Oh dammit. Lol.

            But I’m not sure you know what ‘lucky’ means now…

          • Jovi

            sounds messy

          • UlfSammySon
          • Jovi

            more like gonna need a Lysol bomb

          • MoonStanley
          • UlfSammySon

            Brazilian Fart Porn

          • MoonStanley

            SIGN ME UP

          • PensPointsYourMom

            yinz gonna meet up and feed the ducks?

          • Ungaba

            I’m 98% sure that’s what just happened here.

            And I’m actually OK with this.

          • MoonStanley

            A certain mom may need an invite…

          • PensPointsYourMom

            #twostrokeengine

          • Ungaba

            What’s hysterical is that you would all love my mom. She’s a freaking riot. 60’s flower child, hippie, hitchhiked across the US and back and is a programmer who is one of the few people who get paid to know Cobol still.

          • MoonStanley

            Don’t know what Cobol is but she sounds neat!

          • UlfSammySon

            It’s the “program” they used on the first abacus to count.

          • Ungaba

            purt near

          • SouthSideGeno

            Yuh, me and some Chinese guy invented it around 500 BC. The first one used dumplings for counters. We kept eating them though. Abacus is delicious btw.

          • SouthSideGeno

            Cobol is blue…oh, wait…that’s cobalt

          • Is she coming to the meet?

          • Ungaba

            No. She’s a little crazy now so I don’t let her out after dark.

          • SouthSideGeno

            I taught her Cobol….and a few other things as well….son

          • MoonStanley

            “Vas joke!”

          • PensPointsYourMom

            heard that. you fucking dick cheese.

          • MoonStanley

            Lol fuckin L

          • Jovi

            Why are you people trying to ruin cheese?

          • PensPointsYourMom

            Funny this thread would ruin cheese, and not dicks.

          • SouthSideGeno

            IDK…we ruined Hibbits and CFR, right?

          • Ungaba

            Dick cheese. That one always made me cringe. I mean what is dick cheese? SOOOOO wrong.

          • MoonStanley

            Swiss

          • Ungaba

            There’s a joke here that I feel like I would understand if I were younger. Or smarter.

          • PensPointsYourMom

            you could google it ๐Ÿ˜‰

          • Ungaba

            I could, but I literally just ate.

            Also bourbon.

          • MoonStanley

            I literally just picked a random cheese, haha. I feel like the color and holes represent the idea best

          • Ungaba

            Hmmm… I’d have gone with Camembert, myself. Soft and musky with a grody looking skin…

          • PensPointsYourMom

            is that what YOUR dick looks like? Mine is a beautiful shimmering orange block of government cheese.

          • MoonStanley

            Mmm velveeta

          • SouthSideGeno

            Naaw, too soft for dik building material…melts under excessive friction

          • MoonStanley

            Grody… hehe

            Is there a pink cheese?

          • PensPointsYourMom

            what about a port wine cheese ball with slivered almond coating?

          • MoonStanley

            Ouch! I winced

          • SouthSideGeno

            Meh, yer social skills seem above average to me…maybe read a book or two on interview technique and Zen meditation….It really helped me years ago build a strong, discipline of mind and improved coping skills under pressure.

            Whacking off a lot helps too : )

          • Jovi

            Book!
            Just Youtube Interview skills and how to answer those stupid ‘behavioral’ questions.

          • SouthSideGeno

            You’re under 30, happily surprised you know what the word book means.

          • lauriruu
          • Jovi

            Don’t know that book. What dis?

          • lauriruu
          • SouthSideGeno

            Ron Glass was ‘tits’ on Barney Miller.

          • lauriruu

            I’ve never seen on him on anything but Firefly

          • SouthSideGeno

            Firefly and the movie Serenity were terrific. Barney Miller was a 70’s sitcom that took place on a single set. It was more like a comedic play involving NYC police detectives. Award winning writers and cast.
            http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0072472/

          • lauriruu

            I only learned about that when he passed away.

          • SouthSideGeno

            You’re going to be heading to Penn Station btw.

            Trains run to Trenton, New Jersey up until 1am on weeknights. So you won’t have any trouble getting an Uber from JFK to the station in time. I think you can buy yet ticket right on the train. You’ll just have to text me when you board, and I’ll meet you at the station in Trenton.

            I’ll follow up with details later …but you can also google their schedules and other info.

          • Jovi

            ๐Ÿ˜›
            35 and I remember the time before the internet existed. dark days.

          • Ungaba

            *you didn’t do it yet

            Fixed that for ya

          • Jovi

            You can do it. Just not today or just not for that office/business.
            Lick your wounds tonight and get back over the boards tomorrow.

          • SouthSideGeno

            lol

  • SouthSideGeno

    Download the UBER APP from Google or the I Store…it’s really easy. You may have to work out how it reads Euro phone numbers, but it’s worth it because NYC cabs are stoopid expensive.

    Not Amtrak….sorry…New Jersey Transit rail line. Amtrak is stoopid expensive as well, and totally not worthy of it.
    http://www.njtransit.com/sf/sf_servlet.srv?hdnPageAction=TrainTo

    Doan fret…I’ll help you out with all of it, just too tired to try tonight.

    • lauriruu

      Goodgoodgood. It so much easier in Finland because we have just one railway company.

      • SouthSideGeno

        Only 1?
        Is Finland built on a platform under a Giant’s Christmas tree?

        I just tried to see the schedule from Penn Sta to Trenton and it ‘s only up through October 10th. We’ll have to wait a few days/weeks to see the November schedule.

        • lauriruu

          Yeah! It’s run by the state. Frkn monopoly.

          What’s my stop in Trenton?

          • SouthSideGeno

            That’s it…Trenton Station.

            BTW….my wife and daughter want me to show them a pic of you or the deal’s off. HAHAHA

            I was going to show em that one you posted with yer pussy on yer back. But then I thought…they’ll definitely think yer a serial killer. I think they want it just in case they need to provide one for the police, after we break out of the PGH jail and are on the run.

            You can email me one if you’d rather not post it here.

  • SouthSideGeno

    I just got back from my Proctologist who I assidentally called a ‘butt dentist.’

    Turns out I need a dougnut for my brown eye.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/24ba3ab2271a9e0297113db2b3202aadb0d57cab5218ab6f1ae8d75098553140.jpg

  • SouthSideGeno

    hahaha…no worries…I seriously think they just wanna see if yer hawt.
    So make it a good pic.

  • SouthSideGeno

    I just got back from my Proctologist who I assidentally called a ‘butt dentist.’

    Turns out I need a dougnut for my brown eye.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/f263f1eb1a248e3751416e10b673308b726c5f052e87727b0c8b8fe96fc77626.jpg

  • SouthSideGeno

    By pineapple, I hope you doan mean handgrenade

  • lauriruu
  • lauriruu
  • MoonStanley
  • lauriruu
    • SouthSideGeno

      Having trouble deciding which is the most sinister side-eye…the big ape… or the gorilla : /

  • SouthSideGeno
    • Jovi

      What is wrong with everyone this AM? Did someone spike your coffees?

      • MoonStanley

        BACK2BACK CHAMPIONS!!! WOOOOOO!!!!

  • MoonStanley
  • SouthSideGeno
    • MoonStanley

      hahaha yes!!

  • SouthSideGeno
    • lauriruu

      Owl/sumthin taking a Phlyers in the woods?

      • SouthSideGeno

        WHO’s MONKEYING around here?

  • HawtDoge
  • Ungaba

    Time for a new post…

  • Ungaba

    Here, have a new post:

    http://pens.hockey/list-of-idiots/

    • HawtDoge

      We’re not the heroes you want, we’re the heroes you deserve… ๐Ÿ˜€

      • Ungaba

        I’m 100% sure of that.

  • HawtDoge
  • MoonStanley
  • lauriruu
    • MoonStanley

      lolololol

      • lauriruu

        Currently watching the movie