Late substitution that I’m sure yinz will enjoy – SouthSideGeno doing the honors!
Oh, and it looks like ZAR ate the same bad lobster that took Dumo down the other day…
I was just relaxinatin, having fun watching the game until UNG asses me to do his homework : (
I have to do the 1st by mammary…butt tits ok.
Game begins with US inbreeds tossing slimy, spikey fish on the ice…thousands of Canadians shaking their heads at the down-country degens. EMBARRASSIN’
Sid almost has his left arm surgically removed by an errant skate blade…and my ass cheeks have never been clenched so tight for so long until he returned to the bench.
Foreskin skoars with under 8 seconds to play to make it 1-0 Pedoturds.
Geno murders Granlund and costs us a poopy pp…thanks LeGeno. 4 on 4, 4 a lil bit. Pretty close game to this point…Gnashville is a “BIG” team. Who knew?
Marino’s controller breaks and it results in a major turnover but DeSmith saves his ass. What’s going on with Marino this season?
Mostly a bunch of “meh” style back and forth hockey so far…both squads look like they’re in medium to slow motion. Pens get another PP, but I’m not holding my breath…they’ve been very anemic on the man advantage of late. And…of course Kristopher LeMisses a layup near the end of the pp, shocking.
Pens get stuck in their own zone at the 10 minute mark…just REALLY sloppy D until Bluegrrrr saves the day. Pens look confused. Guentzel takes a puck to the kisser…looks to be ok. Aside from a few near death experiences not a whole lot going on with the good guys, unless you count that horriffic hairless cat on DeSmith’s ugly bucket. Any x-goalie will tell you, NOTHING says bore-ass personality like a WHITE GOALIE HELMET.
OUTTA NOWHERE…SNEK ties the game with gola #29 as he snipes one all alone from in front of the net at the 14 minute mark. Sinister wrister.
Guentzel (29) from Letang (46), Crosby (39) – 14:00 – EV
2 minutes later Josi and the Pussycat Rook Jeanot ties it up…then before I finish typing that Tolvanen, who hasen’t skoared since January 9th 1873, gets loose after Math and LeTang cancel each other out like Keystone Kops at the blue line … faahk. 3-1 Predouchebags.
Sid gets murdered by Colton Sicssors in the corner…he’s having a tough night. Thankfully the period ends with us being down by only two.
Pens start out the ‘terd’ refusing to play defence. In fairness, I think the Preds might want to win the game so there’s that. Pens do the NOT-smert thing…and take a stoopid penalty…Thaanks Sea Moan. It was an idiot play and Sully is steaming on the bench.
DeSmith saves us on their man advantage and hopefully we gain some momentum from this good kill. The Pens immediately attack with a flurry but Saros knows “the Vezina is in the building” and keeps them off the skoreboard. Annnd of course LeTrip takes another penalty and we’re back to the kill. We’re not good tonight. Jussayin.
Damn son…BLuegerrrrr puttin the pressure on shorthanded…I LOVE THIS GUY’S GAME. Pens get another kill.
Pens attacking once again but nothing will go…10 minutes left. Kap gets a clean breakaway but is foiled by JOOSE. This game is flyin by…only two hours to play 50 minutes. Pens geting chances but erreybuddy and their Heine is missing the net.
Seven minutes to skoar twice…Pens are getting chances, just not very good ones.
Rusty Razor gets called on a tick-tacky hook with 4 minutes left…not looking great for the good guys. WE need Teddy Bluegrrrrr to save us with SHORTIEHOCKEY! Dang, WE get the kill but there’s only 2 minutes left. EMPTY NET
4-1 Pedoturds…GAME OVER boy’s and girls. Get em next time.