If you watched either or any portions of the two games over the weekend you already know, WE SUCK AGAIN. What’s there to say really? The Pens had some good moments… but unless they somehow get a defence together, they’re just gonna keep losing. WE are a laughable, league leading 228 goals against.

So tonight WE’re back visiting in the West/Central division. Stopping in to see Sid’s best buddie Nate. The Avs are 8th in the league in goals scored. WE’re so getting embarrassed again. Maybe Sid can pick out a locker while he’s there, try on an Avs sherzey for fitment. I honestly would not be that upset if the Pens did trade Sid to the Avs. WE’d get to see him win amother Cup. That’s a good thing, right? fuk

I’m a “night-penguin” so I actually love the late Western games. I remember when WE used to somewhat consistantly do pretty well against the Western teams. However, during the course of this 3 game road trip I’m fully expecting to be Colorado clobbered, Vegas vanquished and Minnesota mangled. Actually that’s ok with me, as long as nobody gets seriously injured. WE need to go full ‘tank engine’ at this point as I’m sure most, if not all, of you would agree.

Reminder… the NHL Trade Deadline is this Friday at 3:00pm EST. Maybe Sid will just stay in Colorado and not even go to Vegas or Minnesota? Prawlly 87% not, butt who knows? Erreybuddy said Edmonton would never trade Gretzky way back when, how’d that work out? So is it out of the realm of possibbility Sid might leave us? That truely would be the darkest of days.

“The 2025 Penguins … come for great NHL action, but stay anyway to watch Sid.“

LGP