It’s well past midnight on Monday morning, I’ve been driving most of the day. I’m tired AF but felt compelled to put something up here in honor of the return of our favorite Comrag Agent Slashaslav Beheadabitch. That’s right kids, Geno “The Magnitogorsk” Machino is back in action tonight after serving his time in the DOPeS SuperMax gulag. He did the crime, he paid his time… now it’s time to shine!

Strap in for this one. The AVS are arguably the best team in the leage and have been all season. At +84 DIFF they are +30 above the 2nd best skoaring team in the NHL, the DullAss Stars. Crosby’s best buddy Big Mac is tearing it up with 44 G’s and 65 Apples to date. Nechas has 31 G’s and 49 Apples. They picked up PENS killer Brock Nelson a few weeks ago and pocketed Nazem Kadri right before the trade deadline.

This team is stacked to the gills with skoaring talent. I didn’t even mention Makar. Lehkonen and Nichushkin are both out of the lineup so we get a teeny-tiny break there, I guess. WE’re gonna need some serious strong goaltending from either Stu or SheLoves. WE’re gonna really need MAD MAXIPAD MALKIN to kick the tires and light the fires tonight. I sure hope he’s ready to go. Go Geno, GO!

LGP