So far in March WE’re 5-8. WE’ve given up 39 golas in those 8 loses, that’s 4.9 golas per game. WE’ve given up 13 golas in the 5 wins, thats 2.6 golas per game.

WE’ve scoared 19 golas in the 8 games WE’ve lost, that’s 2 golas per game. We’ve skoared 26 golas in the 5 wins, that’s 5.2 golas per game.

Our Power Play is currently 6th in the league at 24.9%. Our Penalty Kill is 3rd in the league at 82.9%.

In March WE’ve lost 4 games by 1 gola. WE’ve lost 4 games in OT / SO. Overall in March WE’ve given up 52 golas and have skoared 45 golas. In our last 4 games while going 1-3, WE’ve given up 21 golas while skoaring only 13 golas. In English that means WE’ve given up almost half of the golas against us in the 13 games so far in March, in the last 4 games.

Purdy sure that provides a good snapshot of what’s gone wrong in the month of March…. Our D has almost completely shriveled up. Do they make Penguin Viagra? WE need a pharmacist with a delivery truck ASAP.

Tonight WE visit the Sens. The Girwhos are 1 point behind us hanging onto the the last Wild Card spot. These Tachuks are hot! They are on a 4 game win streak. They recently beat the Islandterds, Leaves, Rags and Wangs. They are 9-3 in March, losing to the Oilcans, Canadibums and the Craps. Comparitively speaking, they’ve had a fairly easy schedule and they have been making hay, as they say. If WE don’t win tonight… WE will be out of the playoff picture depending on how WE do and of courses how Comeblowus does against the Canadibums and the Islandterds do against the Stars. Please fek these guy up…pleeeze!

In short… WE need a W. WE need to rebuild our confidence level not to mention our POINTS, sooner rather than later. After tonight there are only 10 games remaining and that means there isn’t very much “later” left. I want to “beleaf” this team has what it takes to make corrections and turn this slump around.

After tonight, WE play the NoStars (H), Islandterds (A), Wangs (H) and Dolts (A) in that order, over a 6 day period. The final 6 are games against non-contenders, the Pantzers twice at home in a B2B weekend series (vomit), Devils (A), Craps twice in another B2B (H/A) weekend afternoon series (vomit again) and then end the season against the Blows in St Louis. A bit of a break of sorts at the end there but if WE can’t beat the good teams what does that tell you aboot our chances in the playoffs? I’m juss sayin’ …

LGP… hang on bois!