Well, it’s game number 80 and the Penguins are not in a playoff spot. That’s… not great. I’m supposed to be the cheerful one so I’ll stop there. But… woof.

The Wangs suck, but not as much as they were expected to suck. Fucking Perron, amirite? How does he still get it done? And super cool for Maatta to be doing well, good on him. I mean aside from having to live in Detroit. Which is the Cleveland of Michigan. And Michigan is the Ohio of the north, but with more water and less corn. Oh, and violence. Lots of that.

All we can do at this point is watch em go and cheer em on. That’s what fans do, right? So let’s do that. Together.

K. I’m going to make pierogies with the Ung-girlfriend while this game is on. The chance for day drinking is VERY high. Join me for a bourbon?