Meanwhile – Oct 30 2016

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Devils put on show for 200 people in attendance

The Devils did a Stranger things parody. Kind of. See the whole thing here.

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Someone needs to tell Ray Shero’s marketing department that you can’t just replace a random noun in a TV show with “Devils” and have it make sense.

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Steve. Steve. Steve Ott-a know

Steve Ott still plays hockey. Don’t believe me? No?

Well, you Ott-a believe me. HAH!

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No one should want this guy on their team.

 

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He’s still a total piece of shit. He speared Chara this weekend, in a desperate attempt to become relevant.

 

Pittsburgh Penguins: on Par with the Blue Jackets

Here’s a map someone put together of the current PDO of the NHL

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I looked up and read what “PDO” is. I read it three fucking times, but I still couldn’t tell you. All I know is that it can’t be too inaccurate because it doesn’t even plot Ottawa.

 

Speaking of plots, whatever happened to…

CRANBERRY TOWNSHIP, PA – SEPTEMBER 17: Sergei Plotnikov of the Pittsburgh Penguins poses for his official headshot for the 2015-2016 season on September 17, 2015 at the UPMC Lemieux Sports Complex in Cranberry Township, Pennsylvania. (Photo by Joe Sargent/NHLI via Getty Images)*** Local Caption ***

After being a somewhat promising prospect, he had a horrible year. Some fans defended Plotnikov, claiming his play was watered down by Mike Johnston.

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The Coyotes could only say “You do you” to Plotnikov 13 games before sending him home to Russia.

Shortly thereafter, Sergei signed a deal with the KHL team SKA Saint Petersburg, where he actually picked up his performance.

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His current stats. Not too shabby.

It makes sense that SKA is the only place that Plotnikov can pick it up, pick it up, pick it up.

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There’s gold in these here comments

Not everyone has time to read the comments on this site. How can you have time? It’s basically a free-form live conversation between whatever three people happen to be logged on at once.

Sometimes some really great content is missed, and I plan on plugging some of it in at the bottom of these “Meanwhile” posts.

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Have you seen Malkin’s goal celebrations? If you haven’t, now you basically have. Credit to PPYM

 

 

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You made it this far. Here, have a poll.

Which 2009-ish era character do you miss most?

  • Cy (Hulk Hogan) (29%, 10 Votes)
  • The Cotton Candy Guy (21%, 7 Votes)
  • Cardboard Orpik (18%, 6 Votes)
  • The Elmo Balloon (15%, 5 Votes)
  • The Knitting Lady (9%, 3 Votes)
  • Carrot (9%, 3 Votes)

Total Voters: 34

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BOO YA!index

What's the creepiest thing you've ever had to endure.

  • Craig FRKen Ross (56%, 10 Votes)
  • Razors in my Penguinboner (17%, 3 Votes)
  • Hibbits up yer arse (17%, 3 Votes)
  • Crotchboobies (11%, 2 Votes)
  • Maggots ate my necrotic flesh (0%, 0 Votes)

Total Voters: 18

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