Game 5: Jaws IV: San Chokese Revenge Parade

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The Penguins will play a western conference team for the 3rd time in just the 5th installment of this young season, but at least we have heard of these guys before. The Penguins will be playing all year with a target on them, as highlighted by the Avalanche announcer who exclaimed “and Colorado has just beaten the Stanley Cup Champions.” That target is replaced by absolute disgust and hatred in the eyes of the San Jose Sharks. Continue reading

Game 4: Back to Work

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Tonight the Pens take the Phil Kessel Show on the road as they visit the Montreal Canadiens. Montreal has the absolute worst fans in the sport. There isn’t a debate. Every whistle they whine, every penalty they boo, every time one of their shitty players falls they want a game misconduct. Carey Price is out with the flu, and the Pens are most likely starting previous Montreal back-up Mike Condom, who would love nothing more than to best is former team. Continue reading