WE took another ass whippin’ in Utah. Rusty got hurt and lil Ben might have died… no one knows, as of this writing.

WE’re in big effin’ trouble tho, I tell you what! No hitters on this squad. Opponents are runnin’ us and it’s just gonna get worse.

According to the Athletic “2026-27 – Sizing up the NHL: Analyzing 2026-27 teams by age, height, nationality, more” article…the Pens are 11th oldest (WE didn’t even get that much younger) the shortest team in the league by average at 72.7 inches and the 30th lightest team by average at 196.8 lbs. WE are a bunch of old, featherweight midgets who won’t defend their goaltender or themselves. WE’ve given up the most goals in the Metro but WE’re 3rd in goals scored. PLAY SOME EFFIN D YA PUSSIES!

Florida is another good team. Out of 23 rostered players they have only 1 player under 6′ and that is Marchand who is currently out of the lineup. Do I need to say it? We’re gonna get rolled again tonight. In our own barn. And no one on this Pens squad can do anything about it.

I really don’t know how much more of this abuse WE or they can take. It’s been a lot. It’s not going to stop. Teams know by now that WE are soff, so soff. They will take advantage of that fact. It’s the NHL. You know… aka: “Canadien FightClub.”

GAWDAMM DUMAS TO HELL FOR DOING THIS TO US.
TO SID and GENO.
EFFIN JERKWEED.

LGP