WE won again? This madness has got to stop.

Come Ye, Come All, and witness the abomination of all ABOMINATIONS.
AaaaaaaaaaaaaaaH The HORROR…

After 16 seasons in Boston, Orkin pest-control was finally able to rid the arena of vermin. Strangely, the rat was able to swim all the way to Florida. As if Florida needs anymore bad press. Boston received a conditional second-round pick in the 2027 Draft. It could change to a 2027 or 2028 first-round pick if Florida wins two rounds in the Playoffs.

If you’re looking for a blood fest tonight, it will have to wait, as Marchand is currently hurt. Apparently the injury occurred during the last game with the Penguins.

Florida has eliminated Boston from the playoffs in each of the past two seasons. They are banking on a repeat with Marchand’s help. After the press broke the news on the trade, Scott Mellanby received a letter saying he was banned from the arena. All plastic rats were confiscated.

On the opposite side, the Penguins’s Temu Clark Kent is visiting Sweden. Apparently he heard there were some special recipe vegan meatballs (Victor Eklund and Anton Frondell) and he wants to bring them back to Pittsburgh. Though the Penguins are still on life support, Kyle has already sold their clothes and has a Grindr profile. Our line-up is a hodgepodge of players, and the identity of this team is unknown. However, I think this is a ‘tomorrow problem’. The Pens are trying to ride out the rest of the season and get Sidney all his points.

Blog Consensus is to lose tonight, soooooooo…

L(N)GP