The Penguins season is officially over and now it is Facebook official. 3rd year in a row. There’s no 1 percent chance of winning the Cup. Tee time is filling up fast with Boston, Toronto, Vancouver, and Flyers joining in the last week.

Ooooo, wait. There’s a game tonight, maybe we can still ruin someone else’s chances. Get a Redbull and put on that jersey, we still have greatness to watch. No, not Alex. Gross. I mean Sidney Crosby and the other two corpses.

“Thanks to The DR for this posting! I literally just woke up out of bed after almost 48 hours of gut-punching, fever-riddled, hydrophobia-of-the-blowhole, stomach flu. The last 24 hours of my humble existence were almost as shit encrusted and vomit inducing as this Pens season. Thankfully, both are 99% over.”

LG Clean up the bathroom!