Obviously the people at ‘The Sun / Lonely Planet’ who decided that PGH was one of Murica’s “happiest cities” never actually saw the Pirates, Steelers or Pens play a game in the past few years…

https://www.the-sun.com/travel/8700433/pittsburgh-usa-americana-city-break-family-holiday/

Welp, they won’t have another chance to see the PENS play after tonight when WE host the Metro Division leading team the Warshingdum Crapitalls at 7:00pm for our final match of the 2024-25 season. Thank the hawkey gadwz this torture will finally end. On the plus side, there was this one shiny moment from the other day…

Although bittersweet, this is a fitting honor for our Capt’n. Why our management team can’t build a solid franchise around the BEST PLAYER in the NHL is beyond all comprehension, but they can try to explain it to all the people who show up tonight for “Fan Appreciation Night.”

I couldn’t care less that The Grape Ape will be in the building tonight. I hope he dosen’t even play.

I just want to say thank you to all of our contributors and mostly to all of you… our loyal visitors/frens who come here every day to our humble sandbox to crap on our favorite sports franchise. Without you it would be kinda pointless, eh. Persoanlly I will miss each and every one of you over the next few months.

Don’t be a total stranger over the long, ice-free summer months. Please stop back in from time to time to see what our ‘Summer Staff’ (me and Jovi I guess, anybuddy else?) will be posting. Remember that Dopefish will be posting his ‘Penguin-Eulogy’ very soon and moving forward WE’ll all still be checking in erreyday to hear you moaning aboot what them Battlin’ Bucs, Souper Stillerz and of course our Putzy Pens are up to. Before you can say ‘Crumple-Foreskin’, the leaves will be falling and the Pens will be setting up for another season of thrills, spills and chills. So, farewell & be safe dear readers… this is NOT goodbye!

LG GOLF