Things happening today

Before we get into it, look at this poke check. Look at it.

Remember a couple years ago when the Penguins turned into the Third Reich with 25 new German players coming onto the team? One of them was this guy named Christian Ehrhoff, whom you might not remember, because like all the other acquisitions that year, he didn’t really do anything.

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Who is Steve Oleksy?

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I had never heard of Oleksy, as he has spent most of his careers in the minors and a handful of games playing for the caps. He joined the Penguins last year.

Unlike our backup’s backup’s backup’s backup – he has no trouble with alcohol.

In fact, quite the opposite. He celebrated with the Penguins winning the cup last year, and no shit, drank alcohol for the first time ever at age 30, and he drank it out of the Stanley Cup.

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Beats whatever shitty story you have about drinking for the first time under a bridge in Wexford.