(title to be sang to the tune of Paula Cole’s “Where Have All the Cowboys Gone?”)

Who are the Pittsburgh Penguins? What is their identity? How do they set themselves apart from the rest of the National Hockey League? What makes them exceptional? By the time the final horn blew at Scotiabank Arena in Toronto at the end of Game 4 against the Montreal Canadiens, the answer was very much the same as it was at the end of last postseason: nobody really knows.