It doesn't seem to matter what I do, we'll stilllllll lose by two... or three or four or five.  

Oh whhhhhy?

Cause I snack on "Hopes and Dreamsssss", and my resume quite mean. 

It would be dumb to count me out.  Dragging my team across the finish line, is all I do.  

Mario told me to hang in.  He's calling on reserves to come, and saaave the day.  I must be strong, and THAT. I. AM

Our butts are big, and we got thighs.

So hey, please don't tune out, yeah, We're just Sid.

We're trying to make the play-offs, it's no lie.  So Hey, just don't give up, Yeah we got Sid.

Baby, I’mmmm Just SiiiiiiD!

(Nobody else, Nobody else, Nobody else)