Congratulations Blogmander-in-Chief. Here’s to hoping your wwww.nuptials went swimmingly, and the campaign to get you to gain weight was not in preparation for a mantis-style post-coital decapitation.
I didn’t get you a gift but if you share a link to your registry, I will happily make something on it from human hair.
Cheers. Huzzah. All the good [best] words.
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“I said not till our wedding NIGHT!”