Congratulations Blogmander-in-Chief.  Here’s to hoping your wwww.nuptials went swimmingly, and the campaign to get you to gain weight was not in preparation for a mantis-style post-coital decapitation.

I didn’t get you a gift but if you share a link to your registry, I will happily make something on it from human hair.

Cheers.  Huzzah.  All the good [best] words.

“I said not till our wedding NIGHT!”