The Misadventures of a State Farm Rep

Hey.
Hello.

Suuup.

Um, this is Jake, Jake from Pittsburgh. 
Sidney is forcing me to write down my thoughts and feelings, as if there is something wrong with me.   I just have a dislocated shoulder, I’m not harboring thoughts of taking a dump on the Coach’s desk, again.  However, Sidney said it helped him through some tough times with his injury, and it would help me focus on my recovery.  Blah, Blah, Blah, Dr Phil-Dr Oz.  Well, if it is good for Sid, then I’ll do it a hundred times over.  I got nothing better to do anyway.

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