GAMEDAY 62: GO PLAY OUTSIDE YA PHILTHY ANIMAL

Gritty eats Shitty

The 27th regular-season outdoor game in NHL history will take place when our boys play the Philth in the 2019 Coors Light NHL Stadium Series at Lincoln Financial Field tonight at 8 p.m. on NBC.

Good Guys…sharp, classic

The Pens are 2-2-0 in outdoor games. They last played outdoors during the 2017 Stadium Series and defeated the Philth 4-2 at Heinz Field on Feb. 25, 2017. The Philth are still looking for their first victory outdoors (0-2-1).

Philth…vomit, biohazzard

At least WE won’t have to put up with this jerkoff…for obvious reasons.

Hey Kuch, there’s a FLYer on yer helmet

These are always pretty kuhl to watch…

Where’s the friggen center ice logo?…Philthy bastages

Oh yeah, it’s gonna be raining for the game. Philthy can’t get anything right.

Even after their semi-impressive recent run of W’s, the Philth are currently 8 points out of the final WC spot. I’ma go out on a limb here and predict they won’t make the playoffs. At least I hope they don’t. Frken hate this orginazation. Frken hate orange uniforms. Frken hate erreything aboot em.

Here’s yer probable starters…

DO THIS THING ON NATIONAL TV

DO IT