(WARNING: These are only the opinions of one human man who sort of pretends to be a doge on the internet.
He did absolutely NO RESEARCH. In fact, he limited himself to the Penguin’s NHL.com roster page stats only. Everything else he just made up.)

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Good almost-autumn to you all! I hope your summer wasn’t too hot, like mine was.  If you did make it through the past few months being able to go outside and not sweat buckets, congratulations jerk for living somewhere that stayed temperate. Continue reading →