RECAP 49 – DVR’in With Doge

“These beats are both sick, as well as tight. Hella good job my main man!”

It was just your run of the mill Monday night for me. My washing machine was broken, Mrs. Doge was at a meditation workshop, and I had just picked up some Stella to imbibe while working on my new lofi-dance-funk/electro album at my friend’s recording studio on the top of a mountain.

You know… Doge stuff πŸ˜€

After finishing up at the studio, I headed home to crack a few more cold ones and relax while watching “OUR” boys beat up on a last place team.

Here’s what that looked like…

ACT I: DOGE & THE SMIRK OF IGNORANCE

“This is going to be both a cool, and a chill time. LGP AMIRITE?!”
“No worries, it’s just one goal my dudes!”
“WTF ARE ANY OF YOU DOING? NOTHING! NOTHING IS WHAT YOU’RE DOING!”


ACT II: IT GETS BETTER, RIGHT?

“Oh GREAT! That’s just PERFECT…”
*fast forwards a bunch*
“Big-Game Brass MY A$$…”
*fast forwards a bunch*
“JUST DO A THING! ANYONE! ANY THING!
DO ONE THING!”
*fast forwards a bunch*

At this point, Mrs. Doge texted me to tell me to stop yelling, so…
That’s how my night was going.


ACT III: WHY AM I STILL DOING THIS?

Note that the Devil’s social media team has given up on posting
highlights of the goals at this point. Really let that sink in.
*clenches buttcheeks, stops watching on fast forward*
“AH FRK THIS! I’M GOING TO BED”
*goes outside on porch to finish Stella and smoke*

And that was it. I didn’t even watch the rest of it, so stop trying to convince me that anything else happened, but apparently the chel chelled REAL HARD, and “Big-Lame Brass” got booted for being in the vicinity of a guy who ran into a station.

Sounds about right…

THE END

Maybe Finn will put some porns dahn here eventually…
Sorry you had to go through this ;D

You Gotta Keep the Devil Way Down in the Hole

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