Pre-game Spanking Recap

B.F. could skate….

Thank Glenn Frog for the recap….

Sid: Regression my asshole, he turned styled the Sabers entire roster damn nearly all night.
Snek: Jak was Snek, was very much Snek.

Smith: No idea why New Jersey was in a rush to give up on him, he still suffers for some defensive hiccups here and there, but overall you can see the talent this kid has, he’s a good player, has a nasty wrist shot.

Rust: He’s ready for the season.



Malkin: Knee looks fully healed, had a look more jump then he did all last year, was ankle breaking mother fuckers all over the offensive zone.

Zucker: Looked good in the preseason game’s I’ve been able to watch, made some nice passes, and showed some of the flashes he had with the Wild.

Rakell: Looks fully comfortable and settled in with Sid and The Snekky one, could have a big year.
Poheling: Solid 2way defensive player, looks like a better version of Sceviour, good skater, great work ethic, could prove to be a nice underrated pickup.
Dumoulin: Had a nice bounce back preseason.

So good Sully wants to cry



POJO: Not overly noticeable but quiet and safe solid game.
Jarry: Not overly busy, but sharp when he had to be.

Ruuta: Like him alot, Big guy, plays big, not afraid to throw fucking around like empty beer cans, was +3, an assist and 3 hit and clears up the front of the net.
Petry: 6 hits, an assist, quiet cool calm collective guy, see Ruuta.

I hate hate hate HATE giving up short handed goals, good thing they ready had a nice lead and dominated play before hand, other than that not much else.

Even:

Archibald: Not bad or anything,Hit everything that moved, again a guy I still dont understand why they brought back, he wont hurt us but isnt gonna help much either. I don’t hate nor like him, he’s just here.

OUR season opener is only a few-ish days away. Woooooooooooooooo.